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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 171 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 151 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 136 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 107 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 83 points
>News
Binland wins
AMD AMX out again
Kimi is eternal shit
>if Bottas didn't have the engine failure in Spain he would be level on points with Lewis
really makes you think
WINland
Dat (BOT)ass.
Does winning the Austrian Grand Prix make up for Valterri's impending divorce from Emilia?
Reminder that Floersch will be WDC 2020
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>ywn have a gf with a phonecase with your starting number on it
fuck off you autistic twat, the one posted first in the last thread is the one we use
>1 reply
KEKED
>linking to this thread
Reminder all pilots are spoiled manlets and this "sport" should not be taken seriously.
xth for TRICKY RICKY and his 3rd place
Holy shit there's a wordfilter for "c u c k" on Sup Forums.
Made me lel IRL.
At what stage in your life did you realise that you would never become a F1 driver with a qt gf?
Whine more you Aussie cunt, just keep shit posting about "muh jumpstart"
>Bottas is closer to hamilton points wise than ham to Vettel
>16
>20
wew
shit thread, your OP has out of date WDC
>he's STILL whining
>Where did the FIA get the 0.200 seconds figure from?
It was 0.201
I'm guessing they add on 0.200 to compensate for human reactions for that number. So he tripped the sensor 0.001 after the lights.
Hulkenberg completely keked by Renault's strategy.
Even Palmer finished in front. Palmer.
I would divorce anyone who likes that sort of vomit-tier floor as well
Just fucking hire a professional to decorate your house, that shit is abhorrent, literally looks like a mistake
Why did Brundle force Tricky Ricky to take her shoes off and drink from them? Could this be considered sexual assault?
Rate the race from 1 to 10.
So the FOM onscreen graphics were basically just made up? I always wonder also how they time the put stop times because the teams' measurements are always different from the FOM ones.
she changed it recently. No more bottas number.
>he's STILL leading
:
IIRC athletics races count as jump start if the runner moves X tenths of a second from the banging of the gun because human brain can't react that fast therefore or it was a jumpstart or the runner was un-human
201ms
Pretty sure that is just a hotel room.
2/10 lap 1-70
8/10 lap 71
...
5/10 race
8/10 ending
what's the point of it then? Why not make up any shit you want?
5/10
would be few points higher with couple of overtakes in front.
5 until last lap
6 after
>yank doesn't know what a false start is
you have to go back
SENSOR SAYS NO
>I always wonder also how they time the put stop times because the teams' measurements are always different from the FOM ones.
teams measure the pitstops differently to FIA and methods vary from team to team
for example Red Bull time theirs from when the first tyre starts to be taken off to when the last tyre is put on
I think FIA measures the time standing still in the pit box
Saved
>tfw missed the race
c-can I get a quick rundown?
based Jennifer
Because they want a number to show but at least want it based somewhat on reality.
>release clutch
>tires move
>lights not out
>not a false start
don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads
looks more like a hotel, no?
>not even tweeting a personalised message to Valterri, just retweeting Merc
6
9 if Vettel had overtaken Bottas in the last lap and crash between tricky Ricky and Hamlet.
+1 for 10000+ Dutch people camping there to watch AMX dead in the first corner.
Mercedes International Assistance
>Bottas jumps start
>Torpedo torpedoes Alonso and Max
>Nothing happens
>Binland wins
>Vettel is second
>Hamilshit
>Kimishittest
3, anyone rating this race more than a 5 hasnt been watching any other motorsports
...
you have to move within your box faggot, releasing the clutch is irrelevant
read the last thread, this has been discussed and explained to the nth degree
>+1 for 10000+ Dutch people camping there to watch AMX dead in the first corner.
That was pretty funny
Makes you wonder how people will rate Hamilton if he's beaten by Bottas this season.
Surely loosing to 2 teammates in a row can't do much good for your legacy.
No chance it was a 6.
More like a 4 at best.
Literally nothing happened except for the final lap.
I missed the race, does anyone know any streaming websites that have full replays?
Honestly it was probably .201 from lights out to bottas tripping the transponder. He might have started moving before that but if it was in the allowed range it doesn't matter
Verstappen/Alonso cuc ked by kvyat
Grosjean up to P4 at beginning before $$$ cars got past
Gimi forced to stay out and cuc k hamilton's pace
By end of race Ricky bullied hamilton out of podium
1/10
A German got fucked in the ass in favor of a team pretending to be German
(((Spielberg)))
Every fucking time
isn't she riding horses this weekend? probably busy getting railed by BHC
don't you have to actually move over the stop strip that defines the borders of your startbox ?
she is in Finland on horse back.
Or on her back with a horse.
Not quite sure but either way she is celebrating in her own style.
I miss McDonaldo
Feels like Blyat tries to take over his role though
>+1 for 10000+ Dutch people camping there to watch AMX dead in the first corner.
i'm legitly pissed because I hoped him to crash at T3 to match my prediction some threads ago
I'm sorry mate. It was just so fucking tragic that it became memeworthy.
>dat hype all weekend long
>literally ded after seconds
Fuck Kvyat though.
It's not worth it if there isn't the tension of the moment in this case, the Formula 1 highlights should be up soon
Yeah, maybe you should wait until the race actually starts to move
What is it with American flags and the word "cuck"?
Has she quit as a professional swimmer, then?
Are Valterri's Mercbuck$ funding her niche horse hobby?
case closed
Digits for cuckstappen retiring on lap 1 in Spa
she's probably sending him nudes captioned "ready for equestrian dick" as we speak
Refer to the 2016 election and le alt-right for details on that
There's no way to watch acestreams without the Ace'd VLC botnet?
absolutely based, ferrariniggers eternally btfo
Last season was stolen from him by mechanical failures.
This season is closer to genuine failure with him underperforming.
>Omega
I hope she isn't advertising for those faux Swatches.
Anyone remember when gimi was good?
When I noticed I was colourblind and couldn't even see the number 6 in this photo.
You can't race if you can't see blue/green/yellow flags properly.
the FIA only uses the transponder to judge the jumpstart, the tv feed does not count as evidence
it was on the limit, but legal per rulebook
>Gimi forced to stay out and cuc k hamilton's pace
fug
>Bottas jumps start
>Binland wins
Oh man I want to see the reactions.
He won't finish a race again this season desu
i can see it. piss easy
>acestreams
i am trying with soda player on windows
That's a pretty stupid system if the rules don't allow for any kind of redundancy by checking visually. You could just sabotage the sensor and take off as soon as the red lights first go on. Sensor didn't say anything so it must be correct.
>is on shitty worn out tyres
>HAM has "fastest tyres"
>can't pass him
>HAM just box to have a cry and get past GIMI when he pits
Why are so many people obsessed with a teenager that looks like a frog?
they must add a flat .200 to the actual reaction time (the onscreen graphic said .202). vettel was at .365 or so and the average human reaction time to visual stimuli is 0.25 seconds, and I doubt an F1 driver has slower reaction times than a regular person.
Bottas must have jump-started, because he was already feeding power to the tires before the lights even went out, but it was the kind of jump-start that the moment bottas chose to go in over-anticipation of the start, the race actually started and his internal jump start was at JUST the right moment to kill any reaction delay and even not trigger the sensors. The perfect start, in other words
that or the FIA are lying through their teeth, who knows
>tfw you feel the veins ripple past your velvet lips and fill you up
>tfw all you can do is hang on as you are stretched out and relentless pounded
>tfw you hear the lewd squelching as the beast releases inside you and it over flows
>tfw you can hear Valtteri jack off his pathetic prick to this on the other end of call as you congratulate him on his win
>his fingers jumped the start but his car didn't
based ted
My dad actually can't see red. Didn't give it down to me, though.
Must be fucking weird to live in this world without being able to see such an important colour.
I like to see toothpastes cry
They're just operating on another level
so did hamilton come third on supersofts or ultrasofts?
soda player works but it is just a plain player
go home lewis you have another race next week
Reminder that the pride of Italy, Ferrari, is a Dutch company.
i can confirm this, it is known
Monica belluci is the pride of Italy.
Really makes one think