ITT: comfy things you do after a movie

ITT: comfy things you do after a movie.

>stop by for a mcdouble and let all my falcons loose in the McDonalds playpen while I eat

>look up actresses on social media
>send them fawning private messages about how moved i was by their performance

>comfy things you do after a movie.
go home and ledeckypost ;D

its spuer comfy

I dream about my waifu

I pretend my waifu is my pillow and that she's real and that she loves me back and I kiss her occasionally to comfort her while snuggling while watching some 80s kino

What a nice looking young man

Fap to traps

whaat a silly type.o you meant to type woman but you accidently missed teh wo keys hahah you silly do you feel rn?? lol

>tfw no Olympian gf

She is actually really pretty. I'd like to arm wrestle with her.

Do you think she'd let you win?

>have a nice vape sesh

lie in bed and cry

I hope not.

Smoke another joint to calm down after an intense kino

>Get home from Double Post Credit Previews
>Jamal and Jose are still fucking my gf's mother's niece
>Have to sleep in the Cuckhovel for the third time this week

>watching intense kino
>gets way too intense
>pause to jack off
>repeat 50 times
>complete kino
>jack off again

ledecky bro!

...

I have my mom order me a 10 piece chicken tendies with large fries and a coke no ice

>This is legitimately my MacDonald's order

mine too!

Really? What kind of dipping sauce?

helooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~~

Tangy BBQ

What the fuck is a chicken tendie?
t. non Anglo

I usually get sweet and sour

Guess we're not the same

>mfw i see ledecky bro posting

>I usually get sweet and sour
me too!

>You will never find your Drive-Thru Homie

oh my, thats quite the face ;D

>Tangy BBQ

I immediately watch ever major review on youtube to see what I should think.

do you make webms ledecky bro?

love the falcon meme

no, but i should

I do this too but not to inform my own opinion. I just like to see what other people think. It's fulfills the satisfaction of discussing a movie with someone without the factor of having friends.

ive been making them some
ill make a ledecky one as a gift for you tonight!

oh my! its christmas already? :D

oh G......

yes! unless i get too drunku~

i made this as a gift for mr. jade but he's not here yet...

>going to cinema alone
>wear my cape and fedora so I look fashionable and don't stand out
>can't afford a falcon, take a pigeon instead
>"Excuse me sir this is a family establishment, you need to shave before entering"
>Have to buy a theater shaving kit for $25 plus tip
>Shaving foam is oddly yellow and smells like butter
>Also need a haircut at the theater barber for $40
>Get selected for "random" search at security
>Fail the social acceptability test
>Have to sit in the "potential shooter" section encased in bullet proof glass
>Can't even hear the movie
>Suddenly everyone starts pointing at me and chanting "Wubble Ball, Wubble Ball"
>I've been chosen to be in the Wubble Ball
>Have to climb into a giant inflatable beach ball and get thrown around the theater

oh gosh, i should get some drinks too~

oh my, look at that tummy!