ITT: comfy things you do after a movie.
>stop by for a mcdouble and let all my falcons loose in the McDonalds playpen while I eat
ITT: comfy things you do after a movie.
>stop by for a mcdouble and let all my falcons loose in the McDonalds playpen while I eat
>look up actresses on social media
>send them fawning private messages about how moved i was by their performance
>comfy things you do after a movie.
go home and ledeckypost ;D
its spuer comfy
I dream about my waifu
I pretend my waifu is my pillow and that she's real and that she loves me back and I kiss her occasionally to comfort her while snuggling while watching some 80s kino
What a nice looking young man
Fap to traps
whaat a silly type.o you meant to type woman but you accidently missed teh wo keys hahah you silly do you feel rn?? lol
>tfw no Olympian gf
She is actually really pretty. I'd like to arm wrestle with her.
Do you think she'd let you win?
>have a nice vape sesh
lie in bed and cry
I hope not.
Smoke another joint to calm down after an intense kino
>Get home from Double Post Credit Previews
>Jamal and Jose are still fucking my gf's mother's niece
>Have to sleep in the Cuckhovel for the third time this week
>watching intense kino
>gets way too intense
>pause to jack off
>repeat 50 times
>complete kino
>jack off again
ledecky bro!
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I have my mom order me a 10 piece chicken tendies with large fries and a coke no ice
>This is legitimately my MacDonald's order
mine too!
Really? What kind of dipping sauce?
helooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~~
Tangy BBQ
What the fuck is a chicken tendie?
t. non Anglo
I usually get sweet and sour
Guess we're not the same
>mfw i see ledecky bro posting
>I usually get sweet and sour
me too!
>You will never find your Drive-Thru Homie
oh my, thats quite the face ;D
>Tangy BBQ
I immediately watch ever major review on youtube to see what I should think.
do you make webms ledecky bro?
love the falcon meme
no, but i should
I do this too but not to inform my own opinion. I just like to see what other people think. It's fulfills the satisfaction of discussing a movie with someone without the factor of having friends.
ive been making them some
ill make a ledecky one as a gift for you tonight!
oh my! its christmas already? :D
oh G......
yes! unless i get too drunku~
i made this as a gift for mr. jade but he's not here yet...
>going to cinema alone
>wear my cape and fedora so I look fashionable and don't stand out
>can't afford a falcon, take a pigeon instead
>"Excuse me sir this is a family establishment, you need to shave before entering"
>Have to buy a theater shaving kit for $25 plus tip
>Shaving foam is oddly yellow and smells like butter
>Also need a haircut at the theater barber for $40
>Get selected for "random" search at security
>Fail the social acceptability test
>Have to sit in the "potential shooter" section encased in bullet proof glass
>Can't even hear the movie
>Suddenly everyone starts pointing at me and chanting "Wubble Ball, Wubble Ball"
>I've been chosen to be in the Wubble Ball
>Have to climb into a giant inflatable beach ball and get thrown around the theater
oh gosh, i should get some drinks too~
oh my, look at that tummy!