So this was good

So this was good

Really really bad. Headache inducing. Unironically much worse than JJ's which unironically were much better star wars flicks than TFA

Explain?

Do you have a hard on for lens flares

Yes it was. Classic campy tone. Nice heart and reverence w/ TOS call backs. beautiful action. Looked great. The Beastie Boys part, which was awesome, triggers those too edgy to have fun.

completely underwhelming

no it wasn't

It was pretty good. Certainly better than I expected.

I enjoyed that Kirk got some real character development.

I wanna watch a porn parody with that alien chick

Yes it was a good flick.

Didn't they use Sabotage in the first movie when u first see little kid Kirk?
Why did they use the song twice?

Kirks Theme song

Excellent movie IMO except fucking this

Who let that shit slide? Was nobody like, Hey guys, maybe we should at least... use a different Beastie Boys song? At the very least?

>Who let that shit slide? Was nobody like, Hey guys, maybe we should at least... use a different Beastie Boys song? At the very least?

You're reasoning is retarded my man. It was a purposeful callback.

I actually got a headache both times i watched om the pacing and editing and direction. The entire film is a mcguffin movie, I dont claim to like JJ but they werent bad

I feel like the enterprise is always getting fucked up. Who's volunteering for service on that ship now? So many grunts die just to set up the premise of the movie

I thought it was kinda neat, because you see Kirk's eyes light up and say "this is a good choice," because it takes him back to his youth.

Omg, that must have been awful. And it's cute you learned what a McGuffin is, but while this film featured an item important to the proceedings, it wasnt really a McGuffin, as such. It wasnt that consequential compared to the antagonist's arc, the camaraderie and lots of other stuff.

Literally Fast and Furious in space

>Literally

Wanna go ahead and explain how? That's a nice catty soundbite, but take your time expanding on it.

The Beastie Boys part was clearly an intentional attempt to trigger the people who were triggered by its inclusion in 2009, which is fucking based.

HAHAHAHAAHAHA, If I didn't like the actors so much, I couldn't have gotten all the way through it. The story was terrible and i felt like I was watching a higher budget made for tv movie.

I still really like the casting though, I didn't think it was possible for me to like this franchise when they started it. Happily wrong.

Hoping the next one is way better!

name of episode?

Story was boring as hell and dialogue felt dated and bland. First two were much better.

LISTEN ALL YALL ITS A SABOTAGE

>soundbite

Nice buzzword

Film snobs might not like it because of Justin Lin's direction, but I can't see how anyone who calls themselves a Star Trek fan would dislike it. It's better Trek than any of the JJ or TNG movies.

I don't think you know what a buzzword is you adorable kitten. But you still didnt explain how it's "literally" the Fast and Furious in space.

Honestly I didnt expect to enjoy the direction as much as i did.

Um no fanboy faggots, it was poorly explained and completely retarded.

Why did playing the Beastie Boys make all of the drones instantly explode? Fucking retarded movie for idiots to enjoy.

no. this movie is not just "if you're an old star trek fan you'll love it!"
it looked like a made for tv movie, had shit pacing, godawful cheesy lines supposed to be dramatic, bad costumes, bad humor. it was just shit. for the last 10 minutes i was writhing on the movie floor screaming "this is reddit, this is memes"

HA YEAH SAME dirECtOR I GUESS THATS WHY LMAO

get the fuck out with your stock opinion. You've probably haven't even seen the movie dildo lips

This is now an adorable kitten thread

t. someone who obviously doesn't like classic Trek

>'Member Sabotage guys? 'Member?!?!

Children.

I liked nothing about this movie, and I'm not being edgy

>THIS IS A GOOD CHOICe
REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT YOU FAGGOT WHO LIKES TO BE CTONRARIAN NO ONE LIEKS YOUR SHIT MOVIE FAGGO TREEEEEE

The arcs were weak as fuck and nothing new. I actually liked some bits but overall it was forced

The beastie boys part is pretty polarizing.

This is the type of True Patrician who doesn't like ST:B.

It was fine in the first film. They were on Earth, he was a kid, and it was funny. This was fucking BEYOND

RETARDED.

The plebs in this thread, kektastic.

Because same frequency to interrupt the tightly formed communications/manuevers/whatever.

Are we gonna act like Trek as a franchise didnt always have ridiculous suspensions of disbelief when it came to pseudo science jargon and plotting?

It's ok to have unironic fun sometimes. No, these movies arent gonna be the serious naval political dramas of our dreams but if they're gonna appeal to a broader audience, this was a pretty good scenario. Still got a lot of great character moments, which for me makes Trek.

Based Pegg ruining Trek

> O' i 'member

We get it, you don't like Star Trek. Crawl into your hugbox and calm down.

The character stuff was fine, and I thought the beginning of the film was great, but once they destroy the Enterprise AGAIN and the motorcycle stupidity and the Beaster Bers, it was just too stupid.

Then the bad guy is Idris Elba with yet another cheesy doomsday weapon to destroy a space station because he's mad about something? I didn't even understand what the hell was going on by the end of the film.

I will agree that the cast was good, though. RIP Yelchin D:

First two were good. This one was shit

is it me but watching this movie high is so funny besides the weed making me laugh but its was really uncontrollable in the beginning like stale punchline funny but better with weed anyone else?

no the hack known as JJ Abrams did that
get your shit right you faggot

Nah JJ's movies were actually entertaining, unlike this clit wart of a film

two are you fucking drunk just go back and whatch my name is KahhhhhuaaaaNNNNNNN
2 was hot garbage

It was entertaining enough. It's really frustrating, though, how good scripts are literally the only thing this series is lacking. Looks great, fun music, superb casting...its a shame the stories are underwhelming.

Definitely an improvement over Into Darkness, though.

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Communist propaganda.