Chads listen to prog rock. Virgins listen to punk rock

Chads listen to prog rock. Virgins listen to punk rock.

Chads listen to hard rock.

Neckbeard Sup Forums style right leaning virgins listen to prog rock.

Obnoxious as fuck pretentious tumblr style left leaning virgins listen to indie rock.

Desperate losers that get shitty pussy listen to punk rock.

trips of truth

Le Virgin ELP
The Chad YES

Trilogy is better.

What am I if I listen to all of these

A queer with no taste/standards

an obnoxious as fuck neckbeard desperate pretentious tumblr/Sup Forums style centrist loser virgin chad

People who do not leave their basement.

Le virgin YES
The Chad CAMEL

Who listens to art rock?

>benny the bouncer

Oof what were they thinking

Listen to 311

My pop took me to see ELP and I asked him to buy me this t-shirt and he said no. I'm gonna go kick his ass now that I remembered this.

I listen to all those except hard rock, what does that make me?

prime suicide material

a candidate for testicular cancer, among other things

What in the actual fuck. Chad's listen to pop, somtimes hard rock, gay metal, hip-hop and rap. Not fucking prog rock, ppl who have 2 much free time listen 2 prog rock, and imposter metalheads listen to punk rock.

Brain Salad Surgery [Manticore, 1973]

Is this supposed to be a rebound because Pete Sinfield wrote the lyrics? Because Certified Classical Composer Alberto Ginastera--who gets royalties, after all--attests to their sensitivity on the jacket? Because the sound is so crystalline you can hear the gism as it drips off the microphone? C-

Prog rock sucks!
That shit aint rock and roll!

what if I don't listen to any rock music?

>What if i dont listen to any music ?

>chads
>listening to rock
only fags, virgins, and old people listen to rock

most punchable face in the game

>right leaning
>prog
"I actually only listen to Rush" fag detected

>christgau admits to having open prejudices against heavy metal and progressive rock
wow really scuttles my brainboat

Fuck you. Grow some hair on your nuts and listen to whatever the fuck you want, nigger.

>No fun allowed
It's a point of respite before you enter the epic that is Karn Evil 9. I don't understand what's wrong with ELP throwing a quick 3 minutes of fun into their albums full of songs that are all 10 minutes+.
>Inb4 FUCK ME EDDY
It's just the lads having a bit of fun.

Trilogy is GOAT, Tarkus is a close second, and BSS is a close, close third.

The virgin ELP
The chad King Crimson, Atomic Rooster or The Nice

>Sarah Records singles 00-99
why didn't I ever listen to this before. it sounds so good.

t. tweeboy, apparently

The virgin ELP
The chad ELP