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Who is your favorite female ufc fighter?

Paige Vanzant

puke asshole is fucking trash

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le it is not a publicity stunt even though i knew it was impossible and did nothing during the previous week/month to put myself in the position to make it happen woman

I would knock out Rockhold

>submitted with one arm

>this image
Is this World-Class Autism™?

*towers over you*

only trash mmanigger journalists actually buy that garbage i hate joanna so fucking much i would shatter her fucking jaw with my jab

I rarely check these threads but it seems you people are the biggest autists and attention whores on all of Sup Forums, even bigger than the trannies from WoW threads on /vg/.

How come? People I train with are all textbook normies.

her name literally isn't alexa grasso, it's ikaren montes unironically lol

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How is this? We keep shit contained and don't spam Sup Forums with stupid threads after a victory like rest of you mongoloids

Why does she have a fighting name?

>czech republic
>0 champions

get back to training fag bag

nobody here trains except me these fucking nothings actually thought yoel roiddfaggot and jacarrhea were going through beat whittaker
howling right now @ you fucking nerds

Go back to your aspie containment board you unstable mental patient.

If anyone is talking about Joanna instead of Romer/Whittaker, Overeem/Werdum, or any other even that took place last night needs to never watch the sport again. She did exactly what Tito did when Mitrione pulled out.

new boy

you still owe me an apology calendarnigger and jacanigger faggot

for what?

They look pretty tall from here

i know LITERALLY everything about fighting YOU need to go to asp you gremliniggers i literally literally LITERALLY prove you fucking nothings wrong eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeyyyyy tiiiiiiiiiime

Her management team told her to do it. They're the same guys who manage Conor and Bisping so you know they love the mandrama stuff. She probably got 50k new fans pretending that she was ready to fight when she really wasn't.

This is the loser who spams scat and gay porn here

pls delet

For me, it's Rose Namajunas

i want you to apologize RIGHT NOW

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She is looking at her career as a pornstar does. Alexa Grasso is a call girl, Karen Montes is a maid.

Luke would still be champ if he pulled guard

I don't post here, I just check out threads every couple weeks after an interesting card for webms. Every single time, 90 % of the thread seems to be people spamming Schaub pics, namefagging, attention whoring and talking shit to each other in a really embarrasing way.

Not trying to troll, it's a genuine observation. I assumed a MMA thread would be full of relatively normal people by the site's standards.

>acting like this is that crazy

luke would be champ if he wasn't such garbage at boxing do you see him in the pocket? Its like a 12 year old

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>USADA comes along
>deletes TRTor from relevance and Bisbong becomes champ
Really makes you think

>I assumed a MMA thread would be full of relatively normal people by the site's standards
Are you forgetting where you are m8?

Thoughts on this MMA fighter?

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News:

>Dana thinks Travis Browne should retire
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-president-dana-white-says-travis-browne-should-retire-after-ufc-213-loss

>Nunes on withdrawal
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-champ-amanda-nunes-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213-withdrawal-chronic-sinusitis

>Nunes will be given another main event
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-champ-amanda-nunes-another-no-main-event-ufc-213-withdrawal

>UFC 213 salaries
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-213-salaries-fight-purses-money-alistair-overeem

Lol somebody got the spammer angry

How did anyone think that it was a good idea to sign Todd Grisham and pass up Mauro Ranallo? If Bellator can afford him, so can WME.

Upcoming events:

7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: (Cross-thread)

News:

>Dana thinks Travis Browne should retire
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-president-dana-white-says-travis-browne-should-retire-after-ufc-213-loss

>Nunes on withdrawal
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-champ-amanda-nunes-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213-withdrawal-chronic-sinusitis

>Nunes will be given another main event
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-champ-amanda-nunes-another-no-main-event-ufc-213-withdrawal

>UFC 213 salaries
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-213-salaries-fight-purses-money-alistair-overeem

no he just does this when he's bored

Is heem going to watch the contender series thing on Tuesday?

youtu.be/n6uf24xjyPM

Have h8rs apologized to Brendan yet? Disavowed the spammer? Brendan absolutely nailed Romero-Whittaker.

Like him, adore him, love him, worship him, you MUST respect his fight intellect

This happens to pretty much every general, browse this site a bit more and you'll realise it

He didn't nail it. He said 'I think he knocks him out.'

...Anonymous
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Upcoming events:

7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: → # (Cross-thread)

News:

>Dana thinks Travis Browne should retire
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-president-dana-white-says-travis-browne-should-retire-after-ufc-213-loss

>Nunes on withdrawal
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-champ-amanda-nunes-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213-withdrawal-chronic-sinusitis

>Nunes will be given another main event
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-champ-amanda-nunes-another-no-main-event-ufc-213-withdrawal

>UFC 213 salaries
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-213-salaries-fight-purses-money-alistair-overeem

yes, we're gonna do predictions too. i just hope it doesnt impede on Stud Radio

>Bisbong becomes champ
By sheer luck then going life and death with Hendo(Who Vitor heemed in one round)

He wouldve if not for the bum leg.

I was a h8r before but after watching this, god-daym I can only respect him a 100%

Schaub bless my man

What'd I tell you? It's like he gets a seizure or something.

...Anonymous
07/09/17(Sun)14:02:34 No.77027500
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2.7 MB WEBM
Upcoming events:

7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: → # → # (Cross-thread)

News:

>Dana thinks Travis Browne should retire
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-president-dana-white-says-travis-browne-should-retire-after-ufc-213-loss

>Nunes on withdrawal
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-champ-amanda-nunes-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213-withdrawal-chronic-sinusitis

>Nunes will be given another main event
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-champ-amanda-nunes-another-no-main-event-ufc-213-withdrawal

>UFC 213 salaries
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-213-salaries-fight-purses-money-alistair-overeem

name a more JUST'd couple

Bless brother

Look at how elated Ngannou is to meet Brendan

You HAVE to respect Brendan's meteoric rise as a star in the biz. Ngannou wanted to meet him!

>Beating the piss out of the champion with multiple strikes (not just a flash KO) is luck
>that absolute delusion
Why are you so stuck up on juiced to the tits Vitor? Is he your husbando? Do you jerk off to him regularly?

If if if
Story of Schaub's career

Ngannou has said a brendan is his favorite fighter multiple times. Said he tries to emulate his style. H8rs like to pretend it never happened tho.

>schaub and tigers father.jpg

okay stats are done. pretty good total accuracy but surprising number of 2 correct pick goofs. Romero was clearly /heem/'s boy too

I see some of Brendan's athleticism and phenomenal timing with punches in Ngannou. Brendan really had underrated boxing. But he went for show over technique just for the fans

> Is he your husbando? Do you jerk off to him regularly?
The irony of saying this while jumping in to defend a boring fighter like Bisping. My sides.

Bon Appetit Aspen

schaub got outboxed by travis browne, enough said

You should be ashamed of yourself. She's a shit fighter. You only like her because she's cute. Well, I'm at the beach right now and let me assure you, literally zero MMA fighters are attractive. Normal women are so much hotter so therefore it makes no sense to obsess over some chick in MMA just because she's not hideous.

I picked Font as well and wouldve gotten a clean sweep if Nunes are some chicken noodle soup

>Only 25% of this place gets 1 fight wrong or less

Hands down the worst MMA community on the internet.

did you guys hear that Cynthia is fighting in 7 days? Shall we start a countdown?

I got every fight on the card right except for Meershart-Santos

Think Brendan passed the curse on to Travis the way he passed Ronda on to him? 0 - 4 is not a pretty sight.

I used to be a h8r but then I did some research for myself and I can't help but respect Brendan Schaub.

>the curse of Ronda Rousey

He got caught against a prime Travis who mysteriously fell off hard after USADA really kicked in in 2016. Even then Brendan rocked him hard. Brendan embarrasses him today

Not to mention it was an early stoppage. Brendan was giving the thumbs up and saying he was fine the whole time. Just weathering the storm and he was going to come out strong in round 2.

I thought shart in mart wouldve dragged him into deep waters too. He was trying to bait Santos on the ground too much. Too willing to sit and wait for a sweep and had some really poor takedown attempts

Hilarious how much of a loser you've become when you were crying about how post quality here sucks.

Do you understand the definition of irony? How new are you that you think Bisping is a boring fighter lol

what do you mean?

>predictions

Arent the dudes largely unknown?

Quads confirm

SB

Literally crying about how you were goin to stop taking picks and making your silly calendars cause no one talks MMA that you had much better things to do, now you're one of the biggest spergs here.

h8rs are FINISHED

ye, thats the fun. its not really like the predictions for the real events. its just a cheeky pickem. only picks for 1 day just to make watching a little more interesting

>Being this triggered I posted a webm of Vitor heeming Bisbong
Wewy lol and Bisbong is a boring fighter to watch. No redeeming qualities to him at all.

>le no gas tank giga nigga

Has lithcuck killed himself yet ?

Cerrone has a pulled groin and staph infection. Says he will fight anyway but Dana won't let him. Nobody talks shit.

Cody breaks his back, goes to multiple doctors and tries everything to recover. Can't get cleared to fight. Nobody talks shit.

Amanda Nunes has seasonal allergies and sneezed twice during fight week. Can't fight and misogynists come out of the woodwork to hate on a strong women. Really makes you think....

>mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-213-salaries-fight-purses-money-alistair-overeem


Jesus, they make almost nothing. 10k for a fight in the UFC before expenses? What the fuck man

kek

This also makes me think of a hypothetical. Would you rather have rondas career trajectory or Brownes?

Yeah, his wrestling really disappointed. I suppose Santos has been working on ground game since his losses to Mousasi and Spicely, Shart could absolutely beat the Santos that Spicely choked out. Who do you think Santos should fight next? I think it should be Uriah Hall or Thales Leites.

where?

You gonna jump off a bridge when Whittaker brutally heems bisp'n?

What a dumb post lol

Still relevant.

>I'm probably not gonna be doing predictions any more
Too bad you didn't follow through lol