/mlb/ general - FRIENDSHIP edition

SF: Nunez (hamstring) resuming rehab Wednesday
WAS: Joe Ross exits start with apparent injury
PIT: Taillon (illness) scratched from Sunday start
SD: Hunter Renfroe (neck) expected back Friday
CWS: Avisail Garcia (finger) returns to lineup
MIL: Brewers optimistic Braun (calf) plays Friday
HOU: Keuchel (neck) throwing bullpen session Sun.
CLE: Jason Kipnis dealing with strained hamstring
MIA: Report: Yanks pursuing trade for Justin Bour
CIN: Joey Votto belts NL-leading 26th home run
LA: Shrimp fest: Bellinger draws walk-off walk
CLE: Clevinger blanks Tigers over six innings

>He's not watching the Futures Game

I understand if you're a Royals fan but come on guys

Sup Forumsstros!

/mlb/ is an official pro janitor general.

In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy, Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy and a shit ton of lifelong casual Astros "fans".

The future is now

Brandon Backe > Mariano Rivera
fite me fgt go stros

But really, y'all remember Brandon Backe? When I was a kid, I thought he was the coolest shit

1stros

HOW LONG CAN IT LAST

Can you please explain to me how April of this year is 50 years ago? I'm really having a hard time understanding.

Wake up Felix.

>el chichANO Tucson nativr playing for world team
Wall when?

Why do you keep forcing this meme? I got banned once for accidentally highlighting too much when I was responding to a post. I got banned for "off-topic" posting, since not everything that I highlighted pertained to my post.

>wake up
>this team isn't imploding yet
it's time

>tfw I always thought he was a good pitcher when I was like 9 or 10
I'd still take October Backe though

June 9 Bartolo Colon Bobblehead giveaway
July 4 Giveaway Bartolo Colon
What did the Braves mean by this?

>bustcada
THIS IS WHO THE WHOS ARE HYPING? HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Rosario is a bust LOL

mariners vs A's

futures game stream where? I want to see all the busts.

>1stros
>beating the Blue Jays 15-0 in the 8th

Can you please explain to me what words mean? I'm really having a hard time understanding.

Not forcing anything.

/mlb/ is organically a pro janitor board.

>Beating the Blue Jays is impressive now
Lifelongers please leave. I've never seen you in /mlb/ before either. It's funny seeing all these lifelong trips coming out of the woodworks.

>the World starter has a 5+ ERA
Is this really the best option they had?

who /excited for trades/ here

>5.37 ERA
>.260 opponent BA
>at single A

lol what a bust, how did this scrub get the start

it's 18-0 in the top of the ninth now LMAOLMAOLMAO

In fucking high A as well kek
>Lgtss
>the shanty town of world

No it isn't. Probably the only "pro janitor" poster on here are you and Old Bay.

So it's understood that the Shitstros aren't getting past the Indians or the Red Sox in the postseason, right?

Okay, so janitors, which are made up of the community, are literally alone in thier thoughts and everyone else is unhappy.

lol, what a sad fantasy world.

>18-0
>wild pitch
>19-0
>still one out in the top of the ninth

Janitors make up less than 1% of the community.

Yes

>gib closer nao gotdammit

Majority of board is pro janitor, hence all the sports and general threads

Cry harder

all generals are pro janitor by nature

t. Janitor

Whise this cute girl (penis)?

>Dodger prospects

They are taking about idiot "outlaws" in that picture.
They aren't wrong, shitpostering retards deserve all the venom in the world.

this is a baseball thread, take your retarded off-topic sperging to the meta thread before the janny spanks you little boi

why does body paint always turn my dick into literal diamonds

>60-29 going into the all star break

The Fagstros fans tears will be that much better in October

lol zeke

at least we didn't get shutout

Who does /mlb/ hate more: Astros fans or Dodgers fans?

>Marlins can't sell out the fucking All Star Game

New ownership should relocate them, Miami doesn't deserve a baseball team

MARINERS!

still dodgers

Apologize

DG being happy is the ultimate evil. One could say Kershaw because Kershaw's sucess us directly related to DG's happiness.

what the fuck is houston doing?

>the city of the World

>culorado is literally no hitting the whos and the entire gamethread is all whos fans

>whos

Why would anyone hate >us. >We became from lovable losers to lovable winners

still havent won anything though

>Lovable
I think everyone else should be the judge of that

>lovable
>winners

.

/mlb/ hates any successful team, especially if previously unsuccessful. that way they can berate their fans about not being good in the past AND talk about how they'll crumble. it makes sense when you think about it.

Nah, /mlb/ is fine with bad teams being good unless the team's fans are a bunch of retarded lifelongers. Astros fans are a bunch of retarded lifelongers, so that's why everyone hate them.

you should really consider filtering them if they bother you that much

I don't particularly care, their delusion actually entertain's me

All these 'stros lifelongers don't even know Junction Jack

>mest

World is so garbage

guys I just ate a big chunk of eye gunk for the first time in my life and it tasted better than boogers
I'm 22 btw

How is Mejia doing?

nothing better than munching on a big, crusty booger imo tbqh

I threw up a little.

Where the fuck are Jeb and Jeter going to take them?

March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

then stop complaining

They're all Yankees fans now

The Yankees have gone 7-18 over their last 25 games.

I wasn't complaining, I was simply explaining to the lifelonger why people want to see the Astros fail so much

What's the score of the Futures game?

>All Mets fans are Yankees fans now, because the Yankees are good
>But everyone on the Yankees is regressing, and they will finish in last
Which one is it?

BREWGODS
R
E
W
G
O
D
S

>tfw 5.5 game lead in the division

4-0 for USA

Rosario with 2 strikeouts

4-0 USA

the only pitcher who has even looked decent for world is soroka that sinker was legit as hell.

Who's been impressive?

And the Mets were never in it to begin with

>But everyone on the Yankees is regressing, and they will finish in last
Not sure what dumb-asses are saying that but you should stop listening to them

>Tfw dont win a series for a month with a young team yet you still hold the top wild card spot


at least its something

>Not sure what dumb-asses are saying that but you should stop listening to them
Just check any Yankee gamethread, and you'll see plenty of this. I didn't say they were right, but /mlb/ """analyst""" really want it to be true, and ignore the Betances/Clippard/Tanaka struggles that have lost the Yankees so many games this past month.

Derek Fisher, Kyle Tucker, Brendan Rodgers Nick Senzel, Chance Sisco, Nick Gordon

who do you think you are... dreaming about being a big star

>WORLD PITCHING

Yankees fans in May: Who can stop us! We're winning the World Series!!
Yankees fans in July: W-w-w-we're rebuilding. :(

>worleld

SIX SIX SIX

>Whatever dude I'm an elite prospect I can just throw a fastball down the middle
>oopsie

>Tanaka is 0-5 in day games with a 15.22 ERA

Why?

>another 3 true outcome player
Fuck that, we need less of these people in baseball

>Yankees fans in May: Who can stop us! We're winning the World Series!!
Yankees fans in their gamethreads are pretty realistic on what their team is, and haven't been too delusional, and have been talking about rebuilding since last season. Given /mlb/'s extreme tendency to falseflag, I'm more than willing to be those weren't Yankee fans.

>play a entire planet
>blow them the fuck out
Litteraly who can stop us?

Canada.

Would probably be a lot different if the Nips and Koreans participated

>I was only pretending to be retarded