Why did jerry always complain that she was naked?

Why did jerry always complain that she was naked?

He was gay.

It got old after a while.

Imagine watching your favorite porno everyday forever.

It makes the moments where she is naked less special and you start to notice more imperfections

>tfw I spend all my time at home naked but all the gfs I've had didn't let me

If I could find a girl that would join me in my private nudism I'd be so happy. Fuck Jerry's ungrateful ass.

>Why did jerry always complain
he was jewish

this. i used to use sexy wallpapers on my desktop then stopped when i didn't want to get horny every time i tab out

There really is good naked and bad naked

You ever try to clean pussy stink out of a couch? It doesn't come out.

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Leaving snail trails all over the place.

We all look better with clothes on. It's amplified once you've seen her naked and had your way. Your clothing choice, especially in casual situations displays part of your character, which allows for further intimacy. Nudity should be reserved for sexytime and washytime. Anything else is subhuman and therefore unattractive.

if i had a naked gf i would lick her pusy for always

Did you even watch the episode?

She never cleaned up the wet spots.

Beta

fuck you penis licker

why should i believe jerry that it doesnt look good when a girl tries to open a pickle jar naked?

A woman wrote the episode, they don't "get" it.

Hes a jew. They love to complain

>muh 6 million

Casual nudity is Apollonian; Seinfeld is a Jew.

There's good naked, and then there's bad naked

that was the joke. jerry had all these great women and always looked for an excuse to destroy the relationship. his comedy was his tragedy.

because theres good naked and theres bad naked

Everytime I imagine that now, I think of Hildawg

>that was the joke. jerry had all these great women and always looked for an excuse to destroy the relationship
She wasn't my type

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Snail trails everywhere.

There's good naked and bad naked

A huge part of Seinfeld and Larry David's humor is characters ruining things for themselves because they care about petty or stupid things. The joke is that Jerry has something great going for him but he can't enjoy it because he's neurotic.

I found one of these black pearls. keep looking

Lol, youre cucked by the fashion industry

>girl naked sitting on your couch
>laughs really hard
>blarts, queefs and pees a little on the couch
>couch ruined forever

Jerry was completely in the right, it's fucking nasty having someone naked walking around your house geting their gross nakedness on your stuff.

He wasn't gaga for her.

girls pussies are constantly leaking goo, she would have ruined all his furniture

Fucking hell man TMI

Yeah, I think of Hillary naked all the time too.

not if my tung is there to catch it!

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It's not hot. It's routine and boring. Only a virgin would think this is good

wouldn't casual nudity be more dionysian?

salty discharge user

I bet she doesn't even wash her legs

Depends on the nature of the nudity. Nudity because you like being nude is one thing; nudity because you want to be able to fuck at the drop of a hat or otherwise manipulate someone is another.

hot

Why would you want to ruin female nudity by making it commonplace?

It's like a present you can unwrap.

>didnt let me
m8

When she coughs and strains and shit her veins and tendons pop out revolting jerry

nudity and anything related to sex are disgusting once you orgasm.

>blarts
What did he mean by this?

I agree with you for the most part, but i had the fortunate opportunity to bang 10/10 chicks a couple times in my life, and with them it never was anything but hot, even right after i came. They still looked amazing, their naked bodies were amazing, they still smelled amazing, and i just wanted to fuck them again and again, and never ever leave.

Now i'm too much of a loser to ever pull a girl like that again. Ah well I should probably just kill myself, i peaked already.

nice fantasies

wtf are they really?

Because seasons 7-9 are trash.

Try cleaning on period blood because your gf is lazy as fuck and forgets to change her tampon.

Jerry didnt have time for that nasty whore.

disgusting, bare asshole on that couch farting poo particles into it. Walking around wafting fish tacos everywhere. Fuck woman. There is a time and a place for things.

this, you rummage through the cushions one day looking for the remote and the next you have pink eye

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What on earth is a "blart"? Do you mean "sharts"?

Allowing your white wife to let the whole world look at her naked sexy body is cuckold tier.

Jerry aint a cuck unlike OP.

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you know how distracting it is to have a hot ass girl walking around your living space naked? you gotta fuck her at least two or three times as often as you normally would.

Imagine actually being this gay

Yeah, I uncontrollably shit and pee in my pants all the time too, bud.

This has to be the best season 9 episode.

elaine best girl