So why make her a lesbian?

So why make her a lesbian?

isn't that haram?

It offers zero risks and many rewards.

so we can enjoy her scissoring and titsucking and twatfingering

Astrid is pretty hot
But I feel like the landwhale fanbase who self insert are responsible

so we se she shexy face when she pusy gets lickens

She was bisexual from dayone. Watch the fucking uncensored version when she has a threesome with Ragnar and his new wife. Fucking retards.

(((They))) demanded it

and i ain't even mad but if they dedicate too much time to it i will be pissed

Because the actress is.

I saw only what amazon had
and I saw she was disgusted by the thought of it

This t b h

>Why did they make her a lesbian?!
>Fucking SJWs!!!
>such an unexpected twist

You dumb mongoloids.

>kissed one chick
>still got rammed by other dudes
Yea ok

>Who could have expected this?!
>Somebody think of the cildren!
>It was FORCED!

I wish you could all die in your sleep tonight.

It's progressive you shitlord!

>what does "bisexual" mean
Ask your mom, user.

>ywn be a qt lesbian who gets enslaved by lagertha
;_;

See the webms She's not acting.

She's a bisexual, cause it's 2016 and it's hip.

To lighten the blow of Ragnar being gay for King Ecbert

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He did get to shag her himself, which was nice
She must like blonde dudes with beards

wow what would lagertha's lesbian slave be forced to do?

HUMAN

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There's also the fact that they're pretty much the same guy, personality wise just with different culture.

she's already a thespian, it's not much work to go full blown.

>Sup Forums waifus an actress
>she's a lesbian
You guys never learn

wow what does that involve?

Should I watch this show? Is there lots of Jewish influence??

Katheryn Winnick is eastern germanic (ostnordid/kievano-varangian rus/white ruthenian)

>Winnick was born in Etobicoke, Ontario and is of Ukrainian descent. She spoke Ukrainian as her first language and did not begin speaking English until she was eight years old.

Typical immigrant family, don't speak the language of the country or anything. Just ball up in your own little Ukrainian circle.

Looks like I'm going to be tuning back in now. What ep will she rub doughnuts?

plenty

more of this canadian qt pls

If you moved to a foreign country as a child, i'm sure you would speak your native tongue with your parents as well. It makes zero sense for 2 ukrainian parents to suddenly start speaking english behind closed doors.

>If you moved to a foreign country as a child

>Winnick was born in Etobicoke, Ontario

Born in the country, speak the language

Ukrainians are white and aryan though

In fact most ruthenians are direct descendants of the vikings who founded kievan rus/gardariki

Like i said, it makes no sense for the parents to speak a foreign language behind closed doors. Your parents wouldn't do that either if they moved to Russia.

>it makes no sense for the parents to speak a foreign language behind closed doors.

Then stay in your fucking home country.

Do not move to my country if you're going to refuse to speaks its language.

Is she really?

nice try khokhol.
everyone knows mongols had rape raids all over ukraine.
russians are the the real aryans.

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You're missing the point entirely. Would your English speaking parents speak Russian behind closed doors if they moved to Russia?
Private =/= Public.

She's unmarried, never has been and really viciously defends against rumors of her dating men every time they pop up.

She has a diet of roast and carpet, my friend.

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There have been rumours surrounding her sexuality for years, even long before Vikings

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is that some cultural approprotitation?

some top tier mommies in that webm

I need 1b dollars to fund a Mommy Cinematic Universe show for HBO

>Wrapping your finger around the arrow

Jesus

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Most of the men in her life let her down, so she has no reason to not try it character-wise. Plus she's a shieldmaiden; not exactly standard female fare. I've never heard of vikings specifically hating gays, and they even worked with the Byzantines often, so they had to run into the idea eventually.

(((they))) demand it

>for King Ecbert
You mean Applestand

>you can see the blanket between her and gillenhal
IMMERSION RUINED

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more webms pls

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She really should play serana in the new Skyrim tv series

Because (((they))) can't help but erode and denigrate and degrade anything they touch. It's just in their nature.

oh, wow

a bunch of posts got beleted

hahaha, everybody knows that russians are the niggergypsies of the slavworld

It's Jewish bullshit, one oh one, my good man. More pandering, more progressive, more Jew bullshit.

they werent even nudity

cos they have to push the left agenda somehow

im curious. can you name some examples?

I couldnt watch this shit

>dude vikings were so open and liberal unlike those christians lol

No primitve culture could afford any unregulated reproduction, especially in a harsh environment like northern europe, this show is fucking tumblr fanfiction tier.

My mother watches this show and asked me this when she called earlier. I told her I don't know.

And how do you plan to regulate said reproduction?
Plus, back in the days it was quite common to have a lot of kids and it was also needed. Firstly because most of them died early in their lives. Secondly, they were used as farm hands and such. Lastly, if you had many kids you could rely on them to care for you once you are old.

It might be hard to imagine a world before abortions but to those people "sex" was synonymous with "making kids". So you wanna have sex? Great, whos gonna take care of the child? So we got people that banned premarital sex, married late (at least the men) and made sure to keep an eye on the company of their wives, daughters and sisters.

No threeways, no fucking on the side, no meeting with "girls in the village" and no 15 year old boys getting arranged to lose their virginity.

It's hot

They used drugs for early term abortions or just drowned the kid if they didn't want it.

and buttsniffing

Neither ergot nor infanticide were ever big part of any primitive european civilization. They were just really really prude.

Supposedly that was one of the main problems the germans had with the romans, they dissapproved of their whores and decadence.

mm i want to see her honker in another girl's poo shooter

I want to see more sensual kissing

Daily reminder shield maidens were real.

between a woman's mouth and another woman's anus

I was thinking mouth to mouth. But your way is fine too.

Proto-germans? Maybe.

Not the Vikings. There are records of them being sexually open as far as the middle east, sandniggers were shocked to see vikings fucking slaves in public to show they were in good shape and useable.

That comes after

you dirty bird

She's so pretty

>And how do you plan to regulate said reproduction?
By putting an axe in the head of whoever touches your woman/women.

I still want to lick her hairy viking butt hole desu

>she will never castrate you with a rusty knife

>ukrainians
>white

xD

Because progressives can't imagine a woman being empowered by her femininity, they have to become butch dikes, rejecting their nature, to become truly empowered. That, or complete whores.

Really makes you think.

>turns 39 in just over a week

Why can't all white women age this well

Daily reminder that Kievan Rus was founded by Lechites (see Kievan Polans, Radimichi, Vyatichi).

Ukraine got POLE'd once again.

No they weren't. They were buried with shields for ceremonial reasons.

Vikings were the niggers our Yorip.

this chick was amazingly hot in house
aged well too

>when she gives you the "Im gonna castrate you" look

because jews like to ruin everything its the only thing theyre good at

>this cripple could solo a fully mobile warrior