Apple's next big launch is an autonomous home robotics platform. Wheeled.
The robot will be autonomous, recharge itself, and be open to the apple ecosystem of services and app developers.
It will "wag" it's body when you come. Automatically approach and offer a recharging usb connection if your mobile apple device is low on energy. It will play games with children etc.
It will also allow the owner to remote into the device to look around the house or check in on the kids.
It's coming 2016 before christmas.
A lot of the people they hired for the "apple car" are actually working on this product.
Sup Forums are you hyped for the apple robot revolution?
I'd rather Google or Tesla do this. Maybe Google they can buy up Apple before Apple makes this an shit. Potential is great, but I have my doubts.
Jeremiah Hughes
>It will "wag" it's body when you come. lewd
also >It will also allow burglars and Internet perverts to remote into the device to look around the house or check in on the kids.
Juan Brooks
ASUS has one out APPLE's is still sekrit
other companies have something like it
It's basically a NSA spy in every house.
Grayson Hall
>robot that has very little functional utility >thinking that it will replace highly specialized and cheap alternatives like chargers, small home cameras, and pets This is a joke, right?
Benjamin Flores
This is Apple.
Aaron Mitchell
>realizing that Android OS will one day literally run on androids
Jordan Price
Imagine being welcomed everyday by your little Sup Forumsbot
Brandon Russell
dude when was the last time apple even attempted to prioritize functionality over branding/base appeal
Lincoln King
It's apple
apple cultists will abandon their dogs or bury them in the backyard to replace with $1000 piece of annoying shit iBot.
It will cover the news for an entire month with videos of dumbasses talking to it and laughing when it wags its dumb body.
Ian Nelson
So? It doesn't take away the fact that it has no special use or innovative functionality.
Christopher Barnes
comfy
Landon Bell
Can I fuck it?
Elijah Young
That's the point, it's voice is super cute and it has little kid / pet behaviors
People will own it just to be smug. They literally designed it just to make the owner feel good about themselves. It's like a pet dog that doesn't shit, piss, or shed, and can play music and suck your ego off.
Parker Baker
Can you fuck it?
Mason Turner
The key is to make it affordable or almost everyone is just going to wait until the price comes down and they will make few sales.
Jace Richardson
>inb4 price tag. Its going to be like $50k for a base model. fucking apple.
Juan Jackson
time to short apple stock
Adrian Wood
>come home >"Gas the jews, gas the jews" >shakes back and forth >"heil hitler"
would apple release a gimmicky, useless product that lots of people with disposable income would buy just to own it? All the while marking it up into a huge profit margin and app ecosystem?
Jonathan Evans
>doesn't clean >doesn't cook
So it's just as useless as a woman?
Ian Parker
so it's a rolling iPhone?
Dylan Hill
It will connect to internet and update his own software using your credit card. It's all automatic, you don't need to know.
Colton Bailey
Oh my gosh look how cute is this little spy!
Luis Taylor
So I can buy this for my Android Phone?
Thomas Powell
no
It's a rolling ipad
Gavin Torres
...
Hunter Hall
>>doesn't clean >>doesn't cook but it sure can record all what it "see" and "hear". Is like the phone but for the family
Isaiah Russell
Can I fuck it? No? Then I don't care.
Xavier Jenkins
The one true question.
Kevin Foster
Can I verbally and physically abuse it when I have a bad day at work?
Adam Thomas
instead of this shitty idea why not have a quadcopter with a basic AI that patrols the perimeter of your house
Parker White
Robotics need to be adopted into households before they can take off. This is the way to do it.
Elijah Cook
Hint: if you are an investor
buy apple stocks now
or $imnp for quick $$$ (1-2 months)
Joseph Bennett
Good idea user, you must open a startup, I will buy that.
Jose Hughes
Did these niggas not watch or read I robot?
Ryan Green
i'm an idea man
my idea is a household product
Grayson Sullivan
that looks like a fucking pile of shit, wait till something has an arm that can do real tasks.
Sebastian Lewis
So, can I tell Zenbo to wake me up at 8 AM and he'll come into my room? Or will it just sit in the kitchen and start the alarm at 8 am the next morning and I wont hear it?
Ian Davis
Arm it with twin 22 calibre machine guns. make sure it is belt-fed and has enough capacity for the length of the battery.
Also, set it to attack cats
Ayden Garcia
Would still fuck asspussy and suck on those nipples.
Xavier Miller
>investing off a Sup Forums post
Angel Flores
anything that moves is getting shot
Robert Sanchez
Perhaps they could announce a quality product that isn't the price to rent a small building
Caleb Peterson
Until they can make an artificially intelligent wifebot that will always love me and let me fuck it and be able to have children with I don't care.
Gavin Garcia
The white colored one cost $25k, the gold one with the same internals? $75k.
Jonathan Baker
>unironically letting an autonomous robot in your home
Eli Watson
>Maybe Google can buy up the biggest company in the world
Evan Barnes
Sounds like absolute shit. I'll just wait for Tesla robots.
Aaron Stewart
Ideal woman right here. Apple will have to step their game up.
Liam Cruz
Pretty lousy looking robot toy, to be honest. I'd rather wait until Moonland makes a cool looking knock-off that half the price.
Liam Smith
Consumer drones don't have the power to carry a gun for more than 5 minutes.
Hudson Lewis
>unironically letting an autonomous robot HOOKED INTO THE APPLE NETWORK in your home
remember, the shitty apple network made the fappening possible, so thanks in advance for allowing your daughters and wives to star in this upcoming dump
Levi Torres
Finally! We found a body for our Tay.
Ethan Rogers
>Pretty lousy looking robot toy, to be honest.
walking is too complex
Only way to get the app market share for home robot is to release a little wheelBot.
Angel Bell
Shame, though with all the cool stuff Boston Dynamics has done recently I have hope we'll get proper legged serve bots eventually. youtu.be/9lfky_j0Jko
Jaxson Brooks
maybe a gun rigged up to it that is heavy but a special built lightweight gun I think could be possible.
Eli Thompson
> falling for the little robotic jew
Jacob Kelly
Mine is cooler
Aaron Campbell
Thays da plan holmes .
Except its illegal to use firearms. Needs to be paintball. But you can load metal balls and its full auto 400 fps. That still beats an intruder.
There are open source sentry gun projects already...
Caleb Reed
I can't wait until I can hoseclamp a white horse fleshlight to my personal BigDog.
Cameron Watson
Are you fucking kidding me?
>ask robot to go get me another beer "Okay. Here's what I found on the web for (hey robot, can you get me another beer?) >tell robot that its a fucking moron for not understanding how to get a beer "Well I never" >ask robot if it can haul off my candy wrappers into the trash "Okay, calling Andy Sash >GOD DAMNIT ROBOT YOUR SUCH A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT! "well I never" >oh just fuck off! "Okay. Here's what I found on the web for (oh just fuck off)"
