What stereotypes are actually true about your country?

What stereotypes are actually true about your country?

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virtually all of them

Most of them

You have shit teeth?

most people are dumb and lazy, corruption everywhere, alcoholism, lots of beautiful women

shy
workaholic
dislike foreigners
really hate koreans
like anime(not midnight-anime)
can't speak English

>lots of muslims
>lots of braindead retards (see above)

we're good at cleaning. not sure about the slobs at /asean/

Xenophobic, homophobic, White and Euro-white...fear the brown people from everywhere, but mostly Mexico.

just STOP posting bp

also someone tell me about the stereotypes and turkey so I can answer

Let's see. if i look at myself i can spot a few
>I like fish and shellfish. Eat it atleast three days a week
>Plenty of familymembers works in either fishing, oilidustry or shipping
>I own several sweaters like pic related
>Have a cabbin in the mountains and i like to go cross country skiing (no doping sadly)
>I am smug and think that we are better than Denmark and Sweden
>I like my personal space. Never talk to strangers unless someone talks to me.
>Have enough money that i have no worries for the future

We are all MS-13 gansters ;)

>no doping
Lies.

and apparently entire fucking country likes 15 years old korean mmos

i have a question?

do you have genuine aspergers or an obsessive personality? you post here alot and everytime post the same girl and seem to revolve around the same set of questions/ideas.

>no doping

who are you trying to fool here

Everyone is fat.

What??

MuOnline.

Most Japanese people don't dislike foreigners and Koreans
We don't like people who dislike Japan

VERY hairy men with orcish faces

>Shy
>autistic
>alcoholism by american standards
>literal snow niggers pic related (google avanto)
>Like metal
>Tough (doesn't include soutern finland)
>Estonian party boats

We make sweet sweet love to the sheep before we send them off to Aussie

Japan a shit.

S-shut up you guys! I-its just for my asthma!

le sickly norwegian """""""""""'woman"""""""""""""" face

cheating cunt.

>live in crystal clear air country
>have asthma

my ass has asthma too

>poor
>stupid
>didnt contribute anything to the world
>people are dying of hunger
>we need a boss (AH/italy/germany/soviets/yugos/now germany again)
>we are stupid
>never inveted anything
>country runed by criminals
>police kill people with impunity

>3 guns
>Native Deep South accent
>Love fried chicken and BBQ
>Drive a truck
>I voted Trump and will again in 4 years
>Fuck obama
>Veteran

Non-stereotype which makes me weird
>I speak 3 languages
>Masters degree
>Lived in Europe for University

>Estonian party boats
Yes, with a case of A Le Coq and Gin long drinks!!!

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t. Texas

Our culture revolves around money

youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

If you do hard training in cold air its not uncommon to get inflamatory lungs.

Also i have several lip balms in case i get a cold sore on my lip.

everyones fat
everyones christian
people that live in the middle of nowhere are religiously patriotic for some reason
east and west coast are the only nice places

Hungarian girls like the BIG HUNGARYAN DICK

Remember to READ if the TEXT ON THE BOTTLE SAYS ITS DOPING. Even though you are a skiier you should still be literate.

>poor
>racist
>egocentrist
>trying to be american
>normie
>love rock

Foreigners cannot even comprehend the reality of our country.

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All of them
We are:
racist
homophobic
orthodox
poor and stupid

>east and west coast are the only nice places
This is false

t. coastie

no, saying "guten morgen" and "bonjour" doesn't mean you can say you speak 3 languages

tiny d

we're a gang of nepotistic, backstabbing thieves

>Barbara Palvin
>Liking anything but BBC

Good joke

Everything is true desu.

Except we're not SJW's. Instead we're closer to classic liberals.

B u n d a

all of them
I think there are still some countries (outside europe, mostly) that believe we are polite and civilised, that one is definitely wrong though

I don't need to read. Im just going to trust the doctor on this..

FUCK YOU! IM MILLWALL!

You bitch.

laugh my fucking ass off she has bigger biceps than mean and i DL 4 plates/bench 2 plates/shouldpress 1.5plates.

>i dope with dope
yes we know

that's it?
>very hairy
only on the face, I have a good beard
>orcish face
I am ugly but not repulsive, so partly

looks like not very far off from your average turk

Thats a completely natural healthy body of the typical norwegian farmers wife

canadian things are just the few things that are not american

Do you have one of those red and black square lumberjack jackets?

None, the most of them are false.

>Asocial?
Yes.
>Siesta?
No
>Nice girls?
No
>Catholic?
No
>Conservative?
No
>Easy sex?
No.
>Fiesta?
No

:^( And i wan´t fiesta amigos.

that's why adriana lima fucked by turkish hairy muscular man.
dailysabah.com/life/2017/07/11/adriana-lima-spotted-in-turkeys-bodrum-with-new-turkish-boyfriend

most apart from the really dumb ones

lazy, fat, loud, stupid, dumb

that's a common conception amongst tumblr girls here, yeah

it's hilarious when they move off to London and expect to spend the rest of their life there then come back within 9 months at most. You'd think the sheer amount of English that move here would be a warning sign for them, but no.

>just STOP posting bp
Denied

Who doesn't?

>also someone tell me about the stereotypes and turkey so I can answer
cok cok sex sex ad nauseum

checked

I did, there were these synthetic chinese ones that were $20 that a lot of kids had

do you have one of those tailored outfits for summer wear?

That's more of a north american thing really, very popular here

COCK SYCKS

You mean a "bunad"? No i havent. Dont like the look of the male ones also they are crazy expensive. Like 4000$. The female ones are kinda hot though.

>This is hot to a Norweigan

that's a lot for something tight fitting, I'd be worried my weight would change and I'd be out 4k

>dislikes traditional femininity

>Liking something ugly because it has "traditional" in the name and you think you're cultured

I think it looks nice tbqhwy

We are arrogant rude cunts
We do walk in the street holding a baguette when we buy one
We really are shit in english (and other foreign languages)

We like to drink
when we're not drinking we talk
about drinking.
we used to breed like rabbits

and we're abroad a tiny switch activates in our brain making us overly proud of the fact that we're oi-rish

>ugly

finland fucking sucks
nuke this frozen shithole

>own a Ute
>drink far too much beer
>swear a lot
>cook on a barbie on the fucking reg
>favourite rock band is ac/dc

What about racism agains finland?

against*

you cant be racist towards finns

I dont want be "racist" against finns. I'd only ask why the nordic countries are racist against you

I like Finns but they're pretty much the Ireland to our UK.

most of them
>racist
>homophobic
>drink a lot
>lots of commieblocks
>bydlo wears adidas tracksuits
>good looking girls
>catholic church is very powerful here and influences politics
>lots of dumb uneducated old poeople that miss communism

Girls here are meh or ugly
A basic bitch American stacy would be a 11/10 in NZ

this

Shitposts all the fucking time

Germany
>punctual
>Ordnung :DDDDD
>very rational, very impassionate
>no taste in fashion, food, or partners
>shit cuisine, except for alcohol, bread, and meat
>straightforward
>overly complicated language
>no national pride

Definitely not true though
>nazis (except in the east)
>want to destroy Europe
>no sense of humor (it's just so subtle and dry that foreigners don't notice it)

Most people here definitely have no sense of humor and take banter way too seriously

What the fuck are you talking about man

"Want to destroy europe" is pretty much a Sup Forums exclusive stereotype.
Rename it "want to dominate Europe" and you have the normie version. But then you will also have to take it on the true stereotype list.

>eat pasta daily
>racist
>homophobic
>islamophobic
>lazy

Dass die meisten Leute hier keinen, oder zumindest einen schlechten Sinn für Humor haben.
Kannst deinen Autismus auch gleich abstellen. Hab nicht gesagt jeder.

i wouldn't live without my nonna making me some nice pasta everyday

Die Nazis hassen die EU, und sonst will hier niemand Europa dominieren.
Du hast den Witz nicht verstanden

>a le coq and gin long drinks

A true Finn

Ma che xazzo di ti fai fare la pasta dalla nonna hai 12 anni fattela da solo scemo

no, literally never stalked a girl online

kek I once had 3 aussie teachers in a row for English once in the space of about 2 months
that particular area of london/the school is one where whites are a very small minority, we're talking like 2 or 3 kids in a class of 30 so I can only imagine their horror

>Definitely not true though
>>want to destroy Europe

because you control europe

Lots of shitposting.
We also swear too fucking much.