Negan scene

>Negan scene
>My wife starts breathing heavy and subconsciously spreading her legs
>I can smell her all the way from the other room

Why does she do this?

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You don't have a wife, and this never happened.

Could be. Could be

/thread.

She's probably just sexually aroused.
Presumably because Negan is more handsome and masculine than you are.

Just play pretend with OP hothead

what is happening here

We are talking about my wife

>Negan leans back
>sister bites her lip
>Negan laughs
>she clenches the arm of the chair
>Negan mocks less fortunate characters
>she lets out a muffled moan

>she will never have a threesome with Negan and Lucille

How does that make her feel?

Your wife?

She was everybody's wife last night

>Negan appears on the screen
>Bite my lip in front of my boyfriend
>noticeably start to perspire
>clinch my knees together and move my legs together
>boyfriend is watching
>I don't care
>Watch Negan generously offer up free vegitbles to his people. He is a meriful king.
>exhale unsteadily, my toes curl
>NEgan introduces his wives/
>Get envious, barely notice boyfriend asking me if anything wrong.
>Negan apologizes to Carl for getting carried away.
>Boyfriend calls him a dick,
>Inwardly I see a man trying to retain his humanity in the face of having to maintain the crown of leadership. It is lonely at the top.
>I see a father, a stronger father then any other male the show has presented before.
>Negan walks into Judith's room
>" Ohhh... look at this Angel... heh heh hehaaaa."
>ovaries explode as he's cuddling Judith. For the first time I want to be a mother. And the creeping revelation that I don't want my bf to be the father.
>Haven't spoken to him in 4 days.

ywn obtain this unobtainable gem in this era of you nu male betas.

that's impossible, you have to be separated for months before you can be legally divorced, there's no way she could have divorced him and remarried even one other person over the duration of a single day let alone 7 billion people.

>I can smell her all the way from the other room
We'll you've gone and given me a semi. What's the next step of your master plan?

You may be onto something here

Let's just say she wans't fullfilling her vows

Especially the part where she wasn't suppose to choke on 20 dicks

If you can smell her from so far she's either a bear or haven't bathed for quite a while.

>mfw my pastor insisted we shouldn't include this part in her vows

Fucking cuck

EY RIC

youtu.be/ajmI1P3r1w4

Hot desu

Spoilers: glen btfo

>this fucking retarded PUA trash
>"women subconsciously respond to these traits"
>muh instinct muh evolution muh traits
Complete fucking retardation, you have my pity

This thread got me hard

HI I'M NEGAN!

Wow you sure are a genius. It's almost as if you are currently on Sup Forums.

Women get wet if they think a guy is hot. That's not a PUA trick ya know.

If this was really a woman and getting off on it then the correct scene to watch is the rape scene where the comedian takes miss jupiter on the pool table in Watchmen.

>My wife
Sure, OP. Surely not 'me'.

>having a wife that watches the walking pleb

Divorce

Why is The Comedian posted all over Sup Forums and why does he look like a mix between Downey Jr. and Jason Lee

He's the new antagonist of The Walking Dead who literally cucks several men simultaneously and makes fun of fat women.

Are they firefighters?

new negan photo so much better without the beard

>women thinking in words and not just colors

3/10

>having a wife period

Wew lad

now now they can also think with shapes but only in 2d

>that user made a funny negan thread yesterday
>i'll do it too!

>that hair on the kid

What the actual fuck?

That little faggot has more producti in his hair than i have used in my life

It's called shampoo and conditioner. It's why I never actually wash my hair. I hate looking like fag like Carl. Plus when's it's so smooth I'd constantly have to whip it out of my face like a goth chick. ^__^

I have a wife but i dont keep her periods, thats gross

No boy of Negan's is gonna walk around with a frizzy rat's nest on his head.

Shampoo and conditioner do not cause hair to defy gravity

The opposite actually.

*wifes son

WATCH IT RICKY

That Kneegan is one handsome fella.

HATCHET, SIMON!

>has long greasy autist hair

Yeah, you really dodged a bullet by "not looking like a fag".

You don't deserve him

>Negan will never call you fat and fuck in all holes while your boyfriend watch

I'm watching this show for the first time.

Where the hell does he keep finding new AUGs all the time?

more like annorexic bitch and hnnnng

they found hickok45's place

He has a Steyr plant in Innsbruck running full production.

...

do they smoke pot?

What is she even reacting to? I've seen this same gif so many times

hey hickok45 here

But how did he one when the whole town had burned down and he joined a bunch of randoms in the woods?
There's no way even the Governor could sneak up on him.

But why did I have the bowl user? Why did I have the bowl?

This time, you get a freebie; but if you try that again, I will SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN.

HOOO. OP IS A WORCESTERSHIRE FAG.

I just had Bolognese spaghetti.
Good too know it's still a thing in zombieworld.

why didn't they just cast this guy as the negan?

I could buy that he found one the first time around as unlikely as it was, but it was pretty fishy that he just so happened to get a second different one in season 4.

>not having Sketti
youtube.com/watch?v=OT1X2FBf7hw

Yeah, that's what I thought too. Especially considering he was pretty much a nobody at that point.

Apparently the only US actors that use them is ICE too, so I couldn't see there being too many of them to go around.

i love that they subtitled exactly what she said
>kids's

Eh he more looks like a mix between Jon Hamm and Jason Lee.

LIES

YOU ARE THE WIFE, user

You, I like you.

I want to be cucked by that man

i'm still annoyed that they won't use the word zombie

>next time on Negans, a brand new post-apocalyptic sitcom filmed in front of a live studio audience "It's Negan-licious!"

>implying women are attracted to Jeffery Dean Morgan's appearance and not primarily Negan's personality

male alarm goes off

They look kinda similar, I heard Hamm was also being considered for the role too.

I always hated these fucking zombie shows and movies for this reason. They try to pass it off as "realistic" but refuse to say words like Zombie. If there was an actual outbreak, even the news would be saying Zombie. there would be groups of edgy teens running out to their deaths because they want to go "zombie hunting" and i bet there would even be zombie rights groups.

I don't remember what it was called, but there was an internet show about a zombie breakout that despite being over the top and rediculous, was probably the most realistic of a public reaction I had ever seen. I think it was called Bite Me. I'd suggest checking it out but it was probably a lot worse than I remember, I was pretty young

Would make a good sitcom.

>vegitbles

*Negan walks in*
*audience claps*
HELLOOOO RICK, IT'S YOUR NEIGHBOR!
*Rick looks unnerved and unresponsive as usual*
*audience laughs*
BOY IS THIS A LOVELY FAMILY MOMENT OR WHAT
*audience heartily chuckles a bit*
SO WHATCHA GOT FOR ME, RICKY?
OH SANDWICHES? HMM? JUST LIKE MOMMA USED TO DO. DON'T MIND IF I HELP MYSELF TO ONE. MMMMM OISHII! AS MY FAT AUTISTIC WIFE'S SON LIKES TO SAY
*le 90s tune*

you forgot *leans waaaaay back*

Didn't spellcheck properly. Too flustered while confessing.

The Walking Dead doesn't say it because zombies never existed in their world. Like, Romero's movies never got made so no one really knows what a zombie is.

>Negan gets women wet despite being a psycho


Time for me to pick up a baseball bat and bash some skulls in desu

You don't have to bash brains in. Start by growing some balls, having some confidence, learn how to communicate without stutters. Little things that are achievable.

>despite

> Lucille is sitting in her own chair

Kek

...

t. Salty fag

and has her own plate.

holy shit, I just noticed

wtf i love TWD now

Also make sure your lean game is on fleek. If you can't reasonably keep up with Leangam's sway back swagger, you might as well give up. Women don't respect spinelets.

>implying you have balls, confidence or can talk

>I can smell her all the way from the other room

Ew.

>he wife doesn't let out powerful braaaaaaaaaapp you can smell from the other side of the house

>Lucille gets character development
>Dies

Why is her pussy in the air though? What a fiesty little minx.

Carl needs to get a fucking haircut, he's got fucking eighties woman hair.

>Negan leans back
>Wife leans forward

wat do?

he just has autism hair, which makes sense since he never got to learn about fashion while surving. also his mom was the last person to cut it.

Too fat, too balding, too dead.