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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 171 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 151 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 136 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 107 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 83 points
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Vandoorne stays
Kvyat stays
Marchionne hates Kimi even more
1st for tricky riccy
*blocks your path*
So much JUST in one picture
>and Finland cheats again
5th for Hamiltons giant fucking hands
>talking to grill on tinder
>get along well
>actually cute face
>good social status
>time to share some nudez
>chubby
what do?
THIS hijo de PUTA is eating TACOS and driving PINK CARS and STILL has more points than verstappen
The world is going down here
Tell her she's fat and say goodbye. She needs to learn to not lie to people.
Tell her you're into dieting and see what happens
*avoids it*
>good social status
>chubby
how does this work?
Tell her to get a clue and hit the Weights
What happens to the negro when he not only fails to win the WDC, again, but he is also defeated by Bottox in the point standings?
Will he finally start the rap career he undoubtedly has his eye on?
In third world countries being fat is considered being prosperous and rich
It's a central-American shithole. You can't get fat if you are to poor to buy food
Ask Victoria
blowjobs
>German beauty standards
Post yfw Bottas overtakes Lewis in the standings.
Kyvat is a straight chimp. Way to end Max's day because you drive like a bay area soccer mom on the 101. I can drive better than him in my shitbox slushy econobox. Hope his car doesn't even start next race
should have taken this girl
teeth are kinda fucked up but rest is great
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>Verstappen gets penalty after gear box change
>starts right behind Kvyat
>crashes into him because Kvyat doesn't get away
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It's Verstappen fault, Kvyat was aiming to Alonso and if the frog didn't chocked on start and ended up on Kvyat's line he would have likely finished the race
*blocks your path*
bruh he straight locked up the wheels and slammed into the side of Alonso
Verstappen had clutch problems
Wait a minute you are trying to anger me
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>yfw Max DNFs in Silverstone
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are you going to tell me that Max has a good car
At what point are consistent issues that your identical sister car doesn't have excuses for bad driving? 3?4?5? Issues in a row?
At what point do you question the driver not that car?
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how many of Max's DNF were his fault you chimp
Potentially, yes. Just a rotten bit of luck lately.
Dutch commentators on his bad luck: "Well it's a matter of probability, and the laws of probabilty say that after this many breakdowns, the next race he'll just HAVE to have some good luck"
Fucking clowns.
fucking hope so
At least one.
last season Ricciardo had more issues afaik
when Verstappen was teammates with Sainz Sainz had more bad luck as well
this year Verstappen has it
it really is very random and something lots of shit happens in few time
okay, next time his car fails because of some inexcusable shit again, and not his ability as a driver, I'll laugh while you continue to be wrong ya freak
Several """"clutch"""" and """""break"""""" issues
>has a terrible start
>gets into a crash because he is way back in the midfield melee
>Ahhh yeah max you have a clutch issue retire the car
>to the media "yeah he totally had an issue that's why the bad start"
Post yfw Danny Ric DNFs on lap 1 in Silverstone
>title race turns into Bottas v Vettel and media gets BTFO
It's always cool to bang a chubby girl
and finland wins again...
And last year Riccy was still better than Max during the time they were team mates.
I just feel like at some point these unseen failures aren't actually the car, did max have a bad clutch before or after the crash? Did he have a bad clutch during qualy? Was it bad during FP3? Seems convenient to say something that broke post crash was the reason he was back so far to have a crash.
Reminds me a lot of the '''''''clutch issues''''''' he had for over a month or so last season, when he had all those wobbler tier starts. Most noteworthy being Spa.
Well what are you suggesting? That his car's being sabotaged?
Max was still a teenager and slower than Ricciardo
this year he has been faster most of the time
>and Australia is too uneducated to know the difference between legal and illegal because they lost a war against emus again
What is his endgame?
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>yfw Vettel DNFs and Hamilton leads +5
Lewis was best in Austria, only 7 secs behind Bottas even though he started sixth. He should have won at Baku. Mercedes needs to stop fucking with him so he actually exposes Vettel as tbe fraud he is.
Ride the Gravy Train till his contract runs out
What I heard was that Max first noticed his clutch being out of sorts in the formation lap start, when the car shuddered violently.
I also heard someone suggesting Ricciardo had experienced similar problems earlier in the weekend and subsequently had his clutch replaced. However, no-one could comment on whether the issues are related, they're investigating that right now.
t.Tyrone LaTeryus
no, that it's a tin can on some rubber that breaks for no reason. I see your argument because Riccy's car has been solid, but Max's car has continued to fail him
>best car on the grid
>can't overtake some random Australian
>exposing anyone
he just wants his steering wheel back
Well if you're arguing that their cars are identical, the failures aren't due to just bad luck, aren't due to Max's driving, and aren't due to some conspiracy, then what are you arguing?
It's like I said, he's just having a period of bad luck and it will change soon. No worries.
That's my thoughts but no we are forgetting Max is the next Senna.
To be faster you need to finish. Being faster over one lap means nothing if you can't finish a race.
Verstappen was ahead when he retired everytime
in Canada he was challenging Hamilton whereas Ricciardo was struggling to stay ahead of Perez and Räikkönen in the first laps
in Monaco he got the clearly worse strategy (the one that made Kimi lose the win as well)
>Verstappen was ahead when he retired everytime
not this time he wasn't
And now Max is the one struggling to stay ahead of Perez in the points!
>even though he started sixth
eighth
Strange I don't remember any mention of it until post max retirement. Not a word about any clutch issues from Ricciardo at any point this weekend just been.
>German reading comprehension
Your right forgot to count those DNF's as max wins. Sorry but no.
anyone have a picture of buttass' cat?
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>tfw you Emilia will never lap your cum out of a bowl while she wears cat ears and a tail butt plug
everytime he outqualified Ricciardo he was
yeah this happens when you DNF a lot
kys
certainly podiums in Spain, Monaco and Canada and with all what happened in Baku a win there
maybe P5 or P6 in Austria
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Don't mind me, just being faster than Ricciardo
Hey you might want to read this post of mine again that you replied to.
>To be faster you need to finish. Being faster over one lap means nothing if you can't finish a race.
>in Canada he was challenging Hamilton
That's just not true. The RB had no chance against the Merc in Canada, and he was going to be overtaken by Bottas sooner rather than later. And with RIC's consistency I wouldn't be surprised if he was able to challenge Max by the end of the race.
>with all what happened in Baku a win there
Yup, Mad Max is definitely the one driver I would expect to survive all that chaos in one piece and come out with the win. Flawless analysis right here.
Great argument, animefag
that's 15 + 15 + 25 + 10 (= 65) for all his DNFs (except for Bahrain because Ricciardo had on in Australia) which means he'd have 110 points, Ricciardo has 107 now
HOWEVER one would additionally also have to substract those points Ricciardo gained in through VER's retirements as well
and I didn't even include the Monaco strategy in this
Verstappen would have at least 110 points whereas Ricciardo wouldn't even have 100 if things would have gotten fairly
You guys are passive aggresive as fuck
>it's, but's, could haves, would haves and should haves
You need to not ignore the did's lad.
I think I'm being pretty direct. Only thing I'm being passive aggressive with is my sarcasm about Max being good.
he certainly made a move after the SC and the gap to Hamilton in #1 was less than the gap to Bottas in #3
crashes Verstappen had this season that were his own fault: 0
crashes Ricciardo had this season that were his own fault: 1 (Australia qualifying)
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*finishes on the podium*
It's just I just can't reward someone for being more successful despite being the worse driver, sorry.
Last year I supported Ricciardo over Verstappen because he was better and less lucky then, this year it flipped.
>Hamilton destroying his car in Malesya because too much HAMMERTIME on it and not being able to manage an f1 car
>Ahahahah what a fag, exposed
>Verstappen doing the same multiple times
>He dindu nuffin, he is strongest, car's fault
Really makes me use my thinking box
Qualifying =/= Race
Crashing in an all out lap =/= crashing in the Baku clusterfuck
Also, nice job ignoring Max's crash in Spain . And don't forget that time he clipped Vettel's front wing, which would be a puncture 99% of the time. But yup, Max is more likely to survive a race like Baku than the guy who actually did it and came out with the win.
Hamilton destroying his car in Malesya because too much HAMMERTIME on it and not being able to manage an f1 car
Who said that?
>Conveniently leaves out Amx' FP crash/crashes
>Spain doesn't exist
>tfw stefania arrivabene is shameless
Bretty hot
>Also, nice job ignoring Max's crash in Spain
nice job ignoring that that was on Bottas clipping the kerb and Verstappen at the time the contact happened being ahead of both Kimi and Bottas
>And don't forget that time he clipped Vettel's front wing, which would be a puncture 99% of the time.
Bottas crashed out Kimi and Ocon crashed out Perez, didn't hurt them much either
also
>Verstappen retiring from technical failures is his fault
>Verstappen not getting a puncture after clipping a front wing is luck
lmao @ ur desperation
Actually Riccy's one and only crash was the wind not him.
t. You if you weren't a frog fan
How much do you make your own luck? Was him fending off Hamilton on the dieing laps luck or race craft? Get a grip mate. all the if' and but's don't change Max's results one bit. Danny is a good driver in his own right and to deny him his great moves this season is delusional.
Everyone with a bit of common sense
Tell her the truth in a polite way 2bh senpai. Unless she's one of these people.
5/5 breddy gud
also gud dubs
Everyone post oil burning came to light