How's this piece of shit holding up? Never watched. Is it OK for a 5-yearl-old? Heard it's a bit too violent

How's this piece of shit holding up? Never watched. Is it OK for a 5-yearl-old? Heard it's a bit too violent.

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it's a kid's movie

>too violent

still a classic

>humans get hit by heavy metal objects

>TOO violent

Home Alone 2 is literally kino.

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why does Marv turn into a skeleton?

Don't be silly. Skeleton turns into Marv.

It's Presidential Kino

Empire Strikes Back of the series.

Why was he scared of the old man? Even as a kid I never saw anything particularly scary about the old man.

If the 5yo is not a female or faggot, it's alright.

Smh, childhood ruined. I can't believe they put literally Hitler in Home Alone 2. I literally can't even.

Big brother filling his head with urban legends

because the scary music played when he was near him duhh

Nah its a perfect movie fpr a kid that age.

>Kevin runs up hotel bill at Trump tower in HA2
>It's $600
>Dad freaks out

Remember when $600 was a lot of money?

He apparently killed his family or something

It's still the greatest home invasion horror ever

>it still is a lot of money to me

>man gets hit in head by paint can
>trevor, mild-mannered milquetoast five year old sees violence for the first time
>rich suburban yuppie parents give him to a shrink at $600/session

>Home Alone
>never watched

>Worry... He cleans some butt

It was actually more like $967

It was $967 I watched the movie yesterday.

>that scene from the extended version where Kevin ties down the two goons and tortures them for three hours straight

If Home Alone came out today you'd all be saying how Reddit it is.

The sequel is unnecessary

He was also in Little Rascals

Home alone 3 is better

>Heard it's a bit too violent.
Every generation of parents becomes more sheltered than the last.

It was $967 and the joke was the Plaza is such a jew-hole they itemized the sprinkles. When Buzz is reading it, it practically charges him by the color.

lend us a quid

It honestly was.

even funnier with books. I venture special snowflake students of today would get a heart attack if they have to read ivanhoe or similar books

thats a steal for all he got

This

Fucking Kevin McAllister was dealng with two bumbling goons
The kid in 3 took down a squad of terrorists looking for a munitions chip. Kid had to fake a gun to save some old bitch. HE STARED DOWN THE BARREL OF A GUN FOR SOMEONE HE DIDNT EVEN LIKE AND WASNT INTEGRAL TO THE PLOT

True plus that probably includes all the rubbish he rented on pay-per-view.

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$48 dollars for bananas? In the 90s? WTF?

Greatest goat soundtrack of all time

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That movie is one of the few movies that still holds up. At 30, I enjoy it more than at 10.

Thats $48 for 6 custard flans

Half of these falls really aren't that bad.

Home Alone 2 is the greatest christmas movie of all time. The first one is good too, but HA2 kicks it up a notch.

>comfiest movie straight out of the comfiest era of mankind
>piece of shit

au contraire, dear reader(s). 20 years on, it depicts an era that, with current knowledge, was our collective peak. take it for what it is, user - a masterpiece of popular art and comedy from an Better Time.

omg wow is any movie safe from drumpf. Thanks Donald Hitler you ruined my childhood, literally s haki ng right now.