Apprentice thread 2

Apprentice thread 2

>negative vibes

Ok, I actually like this one

claude's smirk over courney's fuck up

Granny had overtaken Alana for me, but she's bringing it back. Pretty torn, t b h

I'd marry Jessica if she left her kids. I like crazy.

>second stumbling pitch
>not relying on market research

R.I.P. Courtney

>Its a Courtney is nervous because Jess and Alana threatened to rape him episode

Is next week the interview week? Based Claude gonna be raping some slags?

>outright lying to the buyers about your food colouring

You shouldn't be allowed to win tasks doing this shit.

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nobody is safe from his banter

I'm sorry guys, but Colony Gin is triggering me. It's as if the black holocaust never happened.

Absolutely.

yes

A* in geography my fucking ass

FRANNY JUST MARRY ME NOW

Roll

rolling

Is Garinee always drunk?

>Picture of Africa and every part of Asia that isn't east Asia
>"It's East Asia"

> India is in the centre

Jesus fucking christ, I refuse to accept someone in that thick

Obligatory shes Irish comment

They're all so fucking shit

NONE OF THEM ARE GOOD

India is barely in the picture lmao

>bme
Is frances a bme too ?

They're literal mongs

>we can take away the colour
But thats what makes it unique
>we wouldn't want to take away the colour

STOP FUCKING LYING TO PEOPLE ABOUT TH E COLOUR HOLY SHIT

This thread is being monitored by tv licensing

>colour reminds me of uh.. a scottish soft drink

kek

Still drunk from yesterday, fucking hell I can't believe an Irish is such a lightweight.

this paki is fucking clueless

>ARGUING WITH YOUR OWN CUSTOMERS

roll for rough sex

I'm at home so I'm not illegal at the moment

>he literally called it irn bru

wheyyyyyyyyy

Smhtbhfam

>3 people can't fit in one taxi

Rolling for Alana

Literally who is this and why should I care
Surely "bem" makes more sense as an acronym

Bme?

Black or mixedrace entity?

>We can take the colour out
>No we wouldn't want to change the colour

?

Why is this bitch so fixated on the orange coloring?

Black & Minority Ethnic

The fuck is a BME? This a label for someone who isn't a white male?

Nice to see people segregate themselves

Bloody middle easterners

British Middle Eastern, I believe?

Imagine Claude interviewing these mongs
Missed a trick

>we wanted to create a drink that you can LITERALLY share with your friends

We need to go back for round 2 Tbh. Not even India, let's just nick Hong Kong back from China.

>women were fucking shit in the early weeks
>couldn't work together
>lost all the tasks
>5 of the 6 candidates left are women

How?

Black Men England

>getting triggered over the name of a spirit
they need to step into the real world where noone cares

What the fuck was that bubbling cocktail shit?

Fucking hell is Granee's entire team drunk??
?

why does black have to be specifically highlighed

who are these east end pub wankers

Shuggsy is contractually obliged to keep all the fittest ones.

he's still one of the interviewers

They started crying every time they were in the bottom three and Sugar would send the mean man home instead

>all women team
>descends into bitching

Actually fuck it, Trishna's a guy.

leave franny alone

>Claudes face at that drink

Trishna is definitely definitely definitely out

Granee is fucking hot lads..

I reckon she'd be up for getting smashed on Vodka all night long

Where do I get an Irish qt?

It's actually BAME - Black, Asian & Minority Ethnic

They're the non-white categories on the census. Black people often exclude Asian and roll them into the ME category

oh fuck off you hipster cunts

This whole episode has been savage.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THE COLONY

>Muh British empire

This fucking commie prick

>India's at the top
Fucking tragic

>I'll have a giin please
>Which gin do you want mate?
>The giin
>Yeah which one?

I don't mind the name Colony but fuck me why put Africa and India in it

Ireland?

connoisseurs are the biggest wankers about.

>India is at the top

Oh for the love of God

Cos they'll go apeshit

>think of the prisons basically

What?

fucking hell only 10 minutes left

Oh no it says "colony". The British empire did more good than bad.

Why make it orange though

Just make it slightly tinted orange, not fucking irn bru

kek Cuntney looks high as a kite

Grainne is 31. She had her kid at 17. What an absolute whore.

>spreadsheet.jpg

How are owners of a bar who actually know and appreciate gin being hipster? Anything but.

What the fuck are these cucks on about the word colony

colony fags getting btfo

why do you think? honestly, I'd like to hear your reasoning

t. eternally sexless manchild

>it's a Sup Forums gets triggered episode

fucking KEK

This. As a name it's fine if it's vague.
Make it colonial America or something. Not fucking Africa.

Or just steal Bombay Sapphires gimmick.

>err, you weren't actually supposed to get pissed you know

kek

He always does at the boardroom

Please have sex

>our spit bucket was empty
I bet Fran drank it

To be quite fair to them, colonianism was good for the Gin trade, as they were told at the beginning.

>nobody has an orange gin

I wonder why

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Grainne has a big coke problem. Calling it now.