Apprentice thread 2
Apprentice thread 2
>negative vibes
Ok, I actually like this one
claude's smirk over courney's fuck up
Granny had overtaken Alana for me, but she's bringing it back. Pretty torn, t b h
I'd marry Jessica if she left her kids. I like crazy.
>second stumbling pitch
>not relying on market research
R.I.P. Courtney
>Its a Courtney is nervous because Jess and Alana threatened to rape him episode
Is next week the interview week? Based Claude gonna be raping some slags?
>outright lying to the buyers about your food colouring
You shouldn't be allowed to win tasks doing this shit.
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nobody is safe from his banter
I'm sorry guys, but Colony Gin is triggering me. It's as if the black holocaust never happened.
Absolutely.
yes
A* in geography my fucking ass
FRANNY JUST MARRY ME NOW
Roll
rolling
Is Garinee always drunk?
>Picture of Africa and every part of Asia that isn't east Asia
>"It's East Asia"
> India is in the centre
Jesus fucking christ, I refuse to accept someone in that thick
Obligatory shes Irish comment
They're all so fucking shit
NONE OF THEM ARE GOOD
India is barely in the picture lmao
>bme
Is frances a bme too ?
They're literal mongs
>we can take away the colour
But thats what makes it unique
>we wouldn't want to take away the colour
STOP FUCKING LYING TO PEOPLE ABOUT TH E COLOUR HOLY SHIT
This thread is being monitored by tv licensing
>colour reminds me of uh.. a scottish soft drink
kek
Still drunk from yesterday, fucking hell I can't believe an Irish is such a lightweight.
this paki is fucking clueless
>ARGUING WITH YOUR OWN CUSTOMERS
roll for rough sex
I'm at home so I'm not illegal at the moment
>he literally called it irn bru
wheyyyyyyyyy
Smhtbhfam
>3 people can't fit in one taxi
Rolling for Alana
Literally who is this and why should I care
Surely "bem" makes more sense as an acronym
Bme?
Black or mixedrace entity?
>We can take the colour out
>No we wouldn't want to change the colour
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Why is this bitch so fixated on the orange coloring?
Black & Minority Ethnic
The fuck is a BME? This a label for someone who isn't a white male?
Nice to see people segregate themselves
Bloody middle easterners
British Middle Eastern, I believe?
Imagine Claude interviewing these mongs
Missed a trick
>we wanted to create a drink that you can LITERALLY share with your friends
We need to go back for round 2 Tbh. Not even India, let's just nick Hong Kong back from China.
>women were fucking shit in the early weeks
>couldn't work together
>lost all the tasks
>5 of the 6 candidates left are women
How?
Black Men England
>getting triggered over the name of a spirit
they need to step into the real world where noone cares
What the fuck was that bubbling cocktail shit?
Fucking hell is Granee's entire team drunk??
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why does black have to be specifically highlighed
who are these east end pub wankers
Shuggsy is contractually obliged to keep all the fittest ones.
he's still one of the interviewers
They started crying every time they were in the bottom three and Sugar would send the mean man home instead
>all women team
>descends into bitching
Actually fuck it, Trishna's a guy.
leave franny alone
>Claudes face at that drink
Trishna is definitely definitely definitely out
Granee is fucking hot lads..
I reckon she'd be up for getting smashed on Vodka all night long
Where do I get an Irish qt?
It's actually BAME - Black, Asian & Minority Ethnic
They're the non-white categories on the census. Black people often exclude Asian and roll them into the ME category
oh fuck off you hipster cunts
This whole episode has been savage.
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THE COLONY
>Muh British empire
This fucking commie prick
>India's at the top
Fucking tragic
>I'll have a giin please
>Which gin do you want mate?
>The giin
>Yeah which one?
I don't mind the name Colony but fuck me why put Africa and India in it
Ireland?
connoisseurs are the biggest wankers about.
>India is at the top
Oh for the love of God
Cos they'll go apeshit
>think of the prisons basically
What?
fucking hell only 10 minutes left
Oh no it says "colony". The British empire did more good than bad.
Why make it orange though
Just make it slightly tinted orange, not fucking irn bru
kek Cuntney looks high as a kite
Grainne is 31. She had her kid at 17. What an absolute whore.
>spreadsheet.jpg
How are owners of a bar who actually know and appreciate gin being hipster? Anything but.
What the fuck are these cucks on about the word colony
colony fags getting btfo
why do you think? honestly, I'd like to hear your reasoning
t. eternally sexless manchild
>it's a Sup Forums gets triggered episode
fucking KEK
This. As a name it's fine if it's vague.
Make it colonial America or something. Not fucking Africa.
Or just steal Bombay Sapphires gimmick.
>err, you weren't actually supposed to get pissed you know
kek
He always does at the boardroom
Please have sex
>our spit bucket was empty
I bet Fran drank it
To be quite fair to them, colonianism was good for the Gin trade, as they were told at the beginning.
>nobody has an orange gin
I wonder why
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Grainne has a big coke problem. Calling it now.