Official Home Run Derby Thread #3

Reminder that Logan Morrison would've bootyblasted all of these guys

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sano got this

>de gay

First for a team that has no horse in this race

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Judge victory thread get the fuck in here faggots

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>sANO

I hope the new owner demolishes that country fair sideshow

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JUDGE PLEASE

lets go

LET BOUR HIT
LET BOUR HIT
LET BOUR HIT
LET BOUR HIT
LET BOUR HIT

Where is Joe Buck?

>tfw the white man wins once again

Shitskins

BTFO

Judge won

wow judge just made this whole thing look like a joke

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ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE

I legitimately think Aaron Judge is some sort of genetically altered being the US government decided to let roam freely

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is this man in the high castle? is it any good?

Judge already beat him

>There were people who doubted Judge

It's like Sammy Sosa and Mark Mcguire had a baby.

started out hype with some good first rounds, then kind of sucked

last year's was better

Judge is a fucking animal

holy shit

>yfw he's a synth

>tfw 2068 all star game is exclusively cloned and engineered players

LOS YANKEES

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Wow, just wow

Apologize

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A corked bat and steroids?

good post

The craziest thing to me about Judge isn't his physique, it's the fact that this kid has his body and mechanics down to a science...he's squaring up balls perfectly and driving them without getting anywhere close to 100% power

ESPN is really got at slerping so hard you actually dislike an athlete.

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(((they))) really let this one slip thru

Underrated post.

>yfw Aaron Judge III hits 50 homers in one round

They're so used to propping up phonies and false heroes, they don't know when to shut up and let the true ones actions speak for themselves

build up before the break down

>DH meme

I love Judge but I hate his interviews, you can just feel that little one or two second pause before every answer for him to come up with the most PR-positive cliche answer he can think of

I always felt that Judge looked a little "slow."

based fucking Judge

It's not like the questions he is answer deserve real answers anyway.
>Dhuur, how does it feel?
>Herpa Derpa, what were you thinking when...

Does this double as the celebrity all star game thread?

Does anyone even want to watch this?

its because his mother leave him to be rise by wolves

That explains pretty much everything.

we watching the celeb game?

Baseball players are groomed to give answers like that.

Yeah I know but there's something different when he does it. Jeter just rattled the shitty answers off like it was nothing, Judge just stops to figure them out first.

Maybe he doesn't have the script memorized yet.

stupid women.

Is it just me or do Jeter and Judge look like the predominantly white/predominantly black (respectively) versions of the same mulatto?

They look nothing alike except for skin tone. Judge looks like the out-of-control experiment version of Jeet.

> the foxxster
> the finchster

god shut this commentary up

Link to the stream?

Fuck off

Yep.
>Even celebrities in the Arcade league BTFO the NL

is jennie finch the worst celebrity softball game player of all time, she never does shit

>J Lo, Bella Thorne, everyone's wearing them
>Bella Thorne
lmao

Jeter's rookie year was no different. By retirement, it was effortless. Give Judge time - he'll be no different.

dingers everywhere

>Raines has an Expos hat

based as fuck

damn that was a long one

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>15 unanswered runs

>The village of the American League

Aaron Judge is half white (I guess).

Way to prove that whites can be good at baseball too, Aaron!

I wanna fug Jessica Mendoza and Jennie Finch at the same time

i once said this very same exact thing on a stream chat JUDGE CONFIRMED FOR IRL XMEN FREAK

>suddenly 21-8

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Literally who are all these people

The Giants should consider signing that guy to play LF

Based Bernie

this william levy guy has to be the GOAT celebrity of the legends and celebrity softball game

I'd like the NL catcher to be my catcher if you know what I mean

Get a webm of that play please.

he genuinely doesn't like talking about himself and the success he's had this year. Probably because he needs to deflect or ignore all the attention or else he'll be swallowed by it and his performance will suffer

Also this

The derby wasn't sold out because the local people hate the scumbag owner Jeffrey Loria. people hate him so much they don't want to spend a dime near the stadium. local radio all day was all about boycotting Loria and raging at not giving him anymore money.

the marlins can't get sold fast enough. apparently there were still tickets available for the derby and all star game that were selling at a discount.