I watched Rogue One at the Japanese premiere last night

I watched Rogue One at the Japanese premiere last night.

Ask me anything.

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Did you feel like rebelling against white supremacists after it?

Did you rebel?

No.

Is it good? Does Darth Vader do much in it?

Were the cuckold scenes tastefully done?

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You only saw 30 minutes.

It's a solid 7/10. Pretty good Star Wars movie.

Darth Vader has barely any screentime, but when he does he makes decisions that have a strong impact on the plot.

I don't remember watching any cuckold scenes.

I threw away my ticket.

Good boy.

>I threw away my ticket.

Sure

Describe Vader's entrance.

Like, the first time he's on screen?

It's basically the same scene as when he's inside the giant ball thing and it opens up.

Okay, just checking against the other bullshitter from yesterday.

How does Donnie Yen live through everything?

Did your wife's son like it?

Plot armor.

He hasn't seen it yet. His dad is taking him to watch it next week.

its nice you screen the movies before he sees them

Who is this dude?

It's Darth Vader in cloak.

You say its a 7/10 but we need reference. How would you compare to other SW movies?

Was any of the theories right about the knights of ren?

It's better than the prequels (obviously). I wouldn't say it's better than the original trilogy, and while it's not on as grand of a scale as TFA, the plot is far more interesting.

It's also directed better than TFA in my opinion.

Theories?

WHOS GONNA WIPE MY ARSE WHEN I'M IN A HOME?

>Darth Vader wearing a cloak

Fuck off

No I'm serious.

He doesn't have the cape on, he has this large cloak that covers his helmet too. But later on he's got the cape.

>yen
>survives

Thanks, now I know this is bullshit.

The rogues being the knights of ren

Haha no. They are most definitely not the Knights of Ren.

So they're trying to make him look like that faggot Kylo Ren. FML this is as bad as the Prequel shit shoved into the Special Editions.

Okay, I believe you

Did you have any favorite parts of it

is it more feminist mary sue trash like TFA?

Whatever you say my man. This isn't some Halo Reach-type scenario where everyone dies. Most do, yes, but not everyone.

Not really, no.

is it gay to stroke a hairless cat with another man at the same time?

It's about the same.

Yes.

Did you make eye contact?

So your saying there isn't a scene where Vader demolishes a battalion of rebels??

FUCK THIS MOVIE

What's he kneeling to?

Are there any suprise twists or just straightforward action

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Pretty straightforward.

How based was Mads?

When he fights it's more of a one on one type battle.

But like I said, his actions/orders during some of his screentime has a large impact.

The Emperor. But you don't see him on screen, or even hear him talk. You know it's him because Vader refers to him by his name.

Straightforward.

14pH

Will white people let it get 2 billion again? I thought you guys said Force Awakens was causing white genocide.

it was accidentally confirmed by the other chinese guy that yen dies. please fuck off.

How much did it suck

Did he say Sheev? Please say he did.

The other chinese guy must have been lying then, or I must not have watched the right movie.

Not very much.

No, he did not say Sheev.

>No, he did not say Sheev.
Dropped.

>Alan Tudyk and Donny Yen's reactions when he says it
>he was lying

no, i think you are m8.

Does the "rebel" die at the end?

>He was lying

>14pH
Vague af

Is Jyn Erso an unbelievable mary sue or she is just a normal female like for instance Leia?

A bit of a mary sue.

why do people always make threads like this, I sincerely doubt anyone is stupid enough to believe this low level bait

On a scale to Padme in Episode 3 to MaRey "The Awakening of the Force" Sue?