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>/heem/ related fight wear:
ufcstore.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/96/so/highest_price
fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/84/so/highest_price

>/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as doing grunt work on a dock:
ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes
fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pricerange2/$10_to_$20/pg/1/ps/72/so/lowest_price

>Fights:
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mmafighting.com/2017/7/10/15950194/monday-morning-analyst-robert-whittakers-takedown-defense
mmafighting.com/2017/7/10/15949396/after-ufc-213-debacle-chael-sonnen-believes-there-should-be-a-forfeit-clause-in-mma
mmafighting.com/2017/7/10/15950208/fabricio-werdum-appeal-ufc-213-decision-loss-alistair-overeem
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Dingy bastard

I was getting a new thread ready

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unironically praying for DC to end Jones's life

Liking Conor must be an ironic thing if you consider yourself a hardcore fan. He has an exciting fighting style but you just can't respect someone who picks and chooses fights only to make money and puts on a pro wrestling persona to fool casuals into thinking he's some IRL movie character.
This latest boxing charade in particular is just insulting. I'd rather watch him defend a title against a top contender, not go fuck around in an inferior sport. Stupid.
People will say I'm mad and maybe they're right. It's a frustrating situation.

benton spooge

thanks man

me too

lol

not cool

hmmmm

>picks and chooses
The guy takes short notice fights against opponents and always makes weight like a professional

>I was getting a new thread ready
dang sorry dude, why didn't you call dibs?

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FUCK
Just found out my boy mousasi is going to bellator. Now i know how roryfags feel ;_;

How many fights on his contract? i hope he doesn't retire when its finished.

We're all here btw:

What, like Nate Diaz? He was considered a lesser opponent than RDA and was chosen to make the most money since casuals fan could appreciate it more. Only helps my point.

6 fights

Brandons going to use this platform to get the Anthony Joshua fight, then with his elite jab take the HW belt infront of 100,000 people in the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum

autism

Ill stay here

Joshua is very chinny and unironically Brendans unorthodox style combined with his incredible power could very well catch AJ

>Now i know how roryfags feel ;_;
you know what it sucks but it's pretty sweet that they get more camera time to build their brand a bit

for example, Rory will take your health

>Anthony Joshua

literally who

Some fella that isn't even close to schaub's level

Thats like 2-3 years worth of fights
FUCK
He better not get heemed by some can.


a-at least hes getting payed

>heem blames Lesnar for roids while believing Romero is natty

This place is retarded sometimes

how many do you do /heem/?

Romero has the power of Jesus, though. Lezzy doesn't

Idgaf about peds

Bellator is hoping to sign mark the hammer coleman next to fight fedor

>i want to become a bellator journeyman

i'm glad he left, boring ass fighter

t. ass devastated piss weidman fan

For me, its Bigg Ladd

him getting heemed by a bellator fighter will be great it means bellator has elite fighters too and passing of torch said fighter would then sihn to UFC as dark horse prospect look at Justin Gaethje

made his entire caeer heeming whos, becomes who champ

then signs to UFC

same will happen to prospect that mems on Moose

Coleman was well past his prime when even the ufc signed him lol

have you seen Coleman lately? pretty sure he needs help getting out of bed in the morning

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I hope to god you're talking about his second run.

>>/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as doing grunt work on a dock:

>Thinking people on the dock go on /sp

laughingman.jpg

Not his early shit

cbf lookin whats odds for jones outright/decision/sub

>tfw have to be up in 4 hours to take a reading comprehension test for the police academy
>tfw have to spend the entire day at a formal event
>tfw will be sleepy and missing the press conference

Hes already begun training camp. I got him by kimura

>>Thinking people on the dock go on /sp
I think you'd be surprised.

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Bold prediction Cotton

*generic schaubpost*

214 press?

McGregor and Mayweather

DAMN! Mark Coleman looks like that?

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when do you take the "hassling minorities" and "extrajudicially executing young black men" course?

just watched romero post fight, why do other non english cunts do what he does, they speak books then wait for translator, while romero says 1 sentence waits, 1 sentence waits, so much better

Not sure, but hopefully it prepares me for Tyron when I choose to leave it for MMA (assuming I do well)

are steaks PED's?

USADA'd

yeah dude plenty of ex-cops make it big in MMA.

they're the goat longterm (few billion years) ped

he should really start cutting now so he can make weight in december

dude this pic lmao

Nah

Khabib is a fat fuck. Money went to his head, to busy taking his 37 cousins out to the club all the time and blowing up in excess of 200 lbs. Sucks because he was my boy

Would you heem somebody irl if you overheard them talking shit about your boy?

he agreed to chad when he'd been training for aldo and had an injured knee. and that's just one i remember off the top of my head. love him or hate him, he doesn't pull out like a bitch ass brazilian champ.

Holloway too

So what?

if you mean my ufc boy no, if you mean my best friend in a heartbeat

ofc, nobody shit talks my boy and lives to tell the tale

he was gonna get exposed by any decent striker desu

Whos your lowkey boys? For me, its tim means

How bout i jab you to a 50- 45 decision

Yeah michael johnson had him rocked. His record is padded as hell but he is fun to watch when he just gets to ragdoll a nobody. Hes a great fighter, not unbeatable.

>having a washed up boy

boetsch, do bronx oliveria, michael johnson

>Dropping a boy when they begin to slide
You're the worst type of heem poster

*GADOOOSH*

so it helps the point that he's willing to take fights on short notice and fight injured? fucking retard.

For me it's Kevin low-key Lee

>implying
All my washed up boys are just retired so they cant be boys anymore

conor mcgregor

How's that a point? All sorts of fighters do that, but they don't pull the other ridiculous shit that Conor does.
There's no need to get upset either, I'm just airing some grievances.

>I pay for FightPass

The greatest meme kick of all-time.

instagram.com/p/BWZODaah7Sg/

Dude weed lmao

Who here /Waterson/?

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Upcoming fights:

7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Campos vs Girtz 3
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/22: ACB 65 - Silva vs Agnaev
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament
8/1: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 4
8/5: ACB 66 - Young Eagles 20
8/5: UFC Fight Night 114 - Pettis vs Moreno
8/18: M1 Challenge - Battle in the Taiga
8/19: ACB 67 - Cooper vs Berkhamov
8/25: Bellator 182 - Koreshkov vs Njokuani
8/25: Glory 44 - Chicago
8/31: Invicta FC 25 - Kunitskaya vs Pa'aluhi
9/2: UFC Fight Night 115 - Struve vs Volkov

Previous thread: News:

>Mousasi signs to Lellator
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/gegard-mousasi-signs-multi-fight-bellator-deal-after-4-year-ufc-run

>Cuck Thomas talks about Whittaker's TDD
mmafighting.com/2017/7/10/15950194/monday-morning-analyst-robert-whittakers-takedown-defense

>Sonnen thinks there should be a forfeit clause in MMA
mmafighting.com/2017/7/10/15949396/after-ufc-213-debacle-chael-sonnen-believes-there-should-be-a-forfeit-clause-in-mma

>Werdum to appeal loss to Overeem
mmafighting.com/2017/7/10/15950208/fabricio-werdum-appeal-ufc-213-decision-loss-alistair-overeem

liz have work done? she looks good

Tertiary boys:

>Beneil Dariush
>Anthony Smith
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Jared Gordon
>Islam Makhachev
>Brian Kelleher
>Colby Covington
>Stipe Miocic
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jingliang Li
>Shane Burgos
>Drakkar Klose
>Belal Muhammad

Prospective boys:

>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>Vinc Pichel
>Gavin Tucker
>Naoki Inoue
>Dominick Reyes
>Thanh Le

You made claims about him picking and choosing. People are refuting this argument via examples. I don't know how else to explain this. Sure, he makes superfights, but he's also earned that spot by fighting his way up the rankings and doing crazy shit like heeming aldo, heeming chad with a bum knee, heeming eddy, and moving up in weight to fight nate. say what you want about his antics, but the dude earned his stripes.

Is jones still on the gas???

please no, if this Jones/DC fight falls through again i may have to heem myself

Other than Frank Mir, has any Jackson/Wink fighter failed a drug test? They must have some good stuff in Albuquerque.

no he's not, what do you think you're seeing?

>mfw they are still trying to make Jon look like a good person in the promo

So they're gonna fight next right?

How is tim means washed up? Hes never gonna hold a belt but i like his style, hes still good. Thats why hes a lowkey boy

>How is tim means washed up?
The dude is already shopworn. Guy is nowhere near as motivated as he once was. He lets fights slip away from him all the time.

Edit: I got him confused with Jordan Mein
I am an asshole.

clawdja doesn't want it (yet). she said so recently. pretty sure rose is next, or maybe tecia. either way, joanna is still champ and we probably get JJ/CG 3 in December.

Jon Jones

Yeah I worded that wrong, meant to include jones lol I feel dumb.

Boys who takes it platinum or thiago alves? Im going with platinum . Thiago got usada'd and perry has that supreme confidence

perry because alves will move forward and get heemed

Imagine if perry trained at an actual camp not a ufc gym?