MLB ALL STAR GAMES

FUCK YOU HERES THE THREAD

HEY

BLOW OUT SALE

Canadian thread. Everyone please disregard

Ramirez is the GOAT of all time

sale bout to cut that jersey up

what kind of shampoo does bryce harper use?

You know what?

I'm happy he's dead

Wagh of bawmb

Reddit Sox pitching exposed

>the township of christopher sale

*Flips hair*

rack em

>no Trout
AL lost before the game even started

HEY and Shoulders

It really is a mistake to let any Red Sox start a game

smoak carrying this team

>sale giving up a base hit to arenado
world series preview
also fuck you zimmerman you fucking cuck

thats a clown question bro

RED SOX WERE THE GOOD GUYS

>AL without Trout

>smoak carrying the team

Really makes you think.

>National "GIDP" League

Aren't the Dodgers going to the series?

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He's used to it.

Anyone see aGOD knock that rotating interview out of the park?

Holy fuck what a stud

Camera presence off the charts

A true legend

>ignoring Ramirez

justin smoak AL MVP when

Die hard Yankees fan here. Why isn't Aaron Judge pitching? He's good enough to play pitcher right?

Yep

>Mets fan
>This all star game
>Only one rep
>Murphy
>Turner
>Fulmer
>5 Yanks including Judge whos the talk of the town


God does hate us

APOLOGIZE TO SALE

APOLOGIZE TO RED SOX

APOLOGIZE TO ME

National league division series maybe

>booking it on an uncaught third strike in the ASG

RT.02 MORCIANO

>Trout not playing

Just turned off the TV desu

that double play was gorgeous

which is our team lads

You deserve it for not making your star pitcher get an MRI

nl obv

Typical Red Sox fagging up the place. Come to the Bronx and we'll show you a real game oh wait we're all injured and can't pitch. Well, see you at Stan's.

poot fag brit fag here

any streams that arent total trash?

someone post the hookers that marlins man rolled with one time. one showed her boob

He's too busy striking out

trout is garbage lmao literally makes no difference

haha nice. mind if i post it on r/baseball?

en el

>implying its impossible for two people to have extraflags from the same place

How is 3rd place treating you?

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Tebow is coming. God will love you again.

>doubting Chris Sale

Get lost you NL faggots. You're ALMOST as bad as Canadians.

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*robs you of a base hit*
*flips hair*

correa needs a new face

Isnt kerchoke still on the dodgers?

March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

we have tebow coming up the pipe we're fine

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HOLY SHIT CHRIS SALE IS GARBAGE

Is this the best the AL has to offer?

treating me to a solid wild card spot at the moment

How did Justin Smoak make the allstar game, he was like the worst guy in the Jays lineup when I lived there a couple years ago.

we all do

meme magic my dude

At least you have a rep at the game

>brony
Neck yourself m8

you faggots need to be moar funny...i only laugh once in the pervious thread. it happen so long ago I forget what I laughed at. BE MOAR FUNNY NOA

>the mest were in the World Series less than -TWO- years ago
What the FUCK happened?

Steroids

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What is it about Cardinals fans that make them so autistic about Yadier Molina? This shit has been going on for a decade now, and no fanbase has this much autism for an individual mediocre player. It's completely inexplicable.

Why the fuck is a .270 hitter starting?

>0-0
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me desu senpaitachi

two single base hits against all star NL hitters ahahaha Chris Sale btfo!

>this thread

What is the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

memes

Kluber pitched Sunday

How did this tardinal make it with a 4.00 era?

>AL starter going to go 8 IP
>NL already deep into the bullpen

lmao

>doubting tebow

fan voting

He sucked the juice out of the rest of the line up

okay that's a start at funny

FUG

Red Sox players ughhhh

>still caring about bronies in 2017

He's been really good lately.

>batting .272

This is the Red Sox rep

Must be embarrassing

not sure which is right in 2017

Altuve is shit

3>4>2>1

WWTL????

>7 years later
>he's still assblasted over pastel colored cartoon horses

If Teboq makes the Mets the franchise officially gets demoted to AAA. This was in the latest collective bargaining agreement

>"Altuve is a machine!"

>"All he does is get hits! Multiple hits!"

*grounds out*

*strikes out*

Terry Francona would have Sale pitching a perfect game and Judge on the bench. We wicked miss you on Yawkey, Tito.

cardinals fans are just flat-out retarded to begin with