Tell me why this film is shit other than 'muh home alone'
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Tell me why this film is shit other than 'muh home alone'
Brayden Johnson
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Gabriel Brown
I don't think it's shit, because I've never seen it all the way through. But what I do think is that it comes off as way more creepy than the first two because of the way it's shot. It doesn't feel like a comedy.
Aiden Russell
Marv's not in it.
Bentley Parker
If this movie was made today it would have been called
HOME ALON3
or
HOM3 ALONE
Liam Young
Always disturbed me how the brother just kills Kevin's Praying Mantis without giving a single shit
Noah Cox
>the scene where the hot slut ties the old woman up and leaves her for dead
Pretty dark to be honest
Julian Gomez
this
while the first two felt like family comedies, this one was just too dark and creepy, mostly because the villains were generally creepy and evil dudes.
Marv and Harry were just 2 clumsy assholes. Here the villains are some international terrorists who kidnapped an old lady and were going to murder the kid.
Anthony Sanders
its not, Its actually my favorite Home Alone movie
but then again, its prolly because i had only this from the series on a VHS when i was a kid and watched it like 50 times
Caleb Morales
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Hunter Clark
i think this scene actually gave me one of my first boners as a kid and made me into bondage
Carter Collins
so it was more realistic
thats not a criticism
Isaiah Ortiz
While I agree, Henry tried to kill Kevin in Home Alone 2
Bentley Cook
Post kid Scarjo.
Jaxson Young
Who /childhood boner/ here?
Asher Gutierrez
(You)
Charles Mitchell
Realism? In my Home Alone flicks?
Jason Rogers
hiding the ICDM microchip or whatever in a toy car that the MC's family happens to accidentally take
Carson Phillips
why not. No. 2 had Kevin being offered a service by prostitutes
Connor Sanders
>Female robber
>All white villains
>Trans-species companion
Fuck off with that multi-culti hollywood forced bullshit.
Eli Peterson
because I desperately wanted that yellow game gear
Levi Taylor
It's comfy but 4 is pure fucking dogshit. Mom is a milf in 1, 2, and 3.
4 went full retard not having Uncle Frank, throwing in drama shit like the dad cucking his wife, trying to bring back Pesci's character without him, and some retarded shit about kidnapping some prince instead of robbing a house
Liam Morris
Home Alone 2 is the comfiest Christmas flick ever made
Kayden Edwards
Didn't even realize until Wikipedia just told me that had Scarlet Johansson and was released in 97 because I watched it on vhs in like 01-02.
Benjamin Collins
what went wrong
Anthony Campbell
Who?
Levi Kelly
Career died after Max Keeble's Big Move, at least he isn't Beans tier Disney JUST.
Zachary Hill
3 feels like the hacker gang from die hard 4 walked into a kids movie and tried to kill everyone they sae. Tonally strange
Henry Long
What happened to Beans?
Camden Gonzalez
Works at a mall last I read and JUST.
I'm balding because of genetics but at least I have high testosterone.
Jaxson Morales
YA AIN'T THE ONLY ONE.
Thomas Cooper
>all 3 home alone movies were written by John Hughes
holy shit
looking back at other shitty "90s child movies", these movies are pretty good
Brayden Foster
It literally says on the cover it's better than the first two
You think someone can argue with that
Noah Rodriguez
>"Better than the first two"
>"Yeah, this seems like a nice idea to make people watch it"
Camden Gonzalez
>"Better than the first two!"
Caleb Bell
The idea of a hot female villain invading a kid's house with the intention of killing him is pretty boner inducing
Jeremiah Morales
best scene
Anthony Powell
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Austin Perry
This is easily the movie I've watched the most in my life.
I've seen easily like 100 times.
Shit.
Ryder Gray
>peak scarjo
>shit
confirmed gay
Chase Wright
I just want to cum on her face is that too much to ask
Joshua Jackson
>"Alex slammed the toilet seat down on his thing again"
Who the fuck let Raimi near the script?
Bentley Rodriguez
Im just gonna borrow this picture...for research..
Wyatt Jenkins
oh shit, that was a legit line.
fuck it's been at least 15 years since i watched this movie
Jason Ross
>tell me where the money is Kevin, or I rape you like your slut mother
Jesus that caught me off guard
Henry Nelson
Testosterone makes you bald.
Gabriel Nguyen
People think 3 is shit, they haven't seen the last 2 flicks made.
3 is alright all things considered, but the name will always get people wanting the first 2.
Matthew Peterson
I wanted an /ss/ scene with that chick and the kid.
Eli Williams
Mr. Beaupre was a bit too violent though.