/BRG/ BRASILEIRÃO GENERAL - BYE DOUGLAS EDITION

News:
>Douglas Luiz (Vasco da Gama) sold to Man. City for EUR 12.2m
>Vasco da Gama petitioned to play with "closed gates" in São Januário after STJD closed it for security reasons
>Botafogo signs Léo Valencia (Palestino and NT - Chile) for 3 years

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>corinthianswinslol

I don't like this general, I miss /copalib/ lads ;_;

Any updates on the gringo to São Januário situation?

>not me
I was wondering about that too. Where are you, burgerbro?

>sport

There goes another one

The Derby Paulista is today, lads!!!!

Palmeiras ftw

so fellow huefags, what's your predictions on the derby paulista?

and são paulo? facing the mighty atlético goianiense, does it start a majestic recovery or today will be just another nail in the coffin?

I'll stick with Goianiense. SPFC morale is very low after the shitshow that Ceni pulled

>São Paulo
>11 points
Where did everything go wrong?

>11/36

Fucking Ceni, we're palermo tier now

...

>Roger
The city of brazil

>Diego Alves going to Flamengo
Literally who can stop them?

Help
I want to put a wager on Corinthians
tell me how fucked I am

Ponte Preta 0-3 Bahia

1st away victory for Bahia this edition

go bay my cum

Sao Paulo to segunda when m8s?

Apologize

Wait to november or december

Meanwhile,
Atlético Mineiro 0-1 Santos.

Atlético lost two penalties

Going to beat my meat, can't stand the tension before the match

>santos with a gk missing a part of his leg (literally)
>alt can't score
kek

daily reminder that Corinthians only plays parking the bus

GOL CONTRA!!!
VASCO, PORRA!!!

Volta o cão arrependido

>parks the bus
>scores
>Goes back to parking the bus

every game

fuck corinthians

caralho vai tomar no cu esse atletico mineiro time de filho da puta

Always

GO BAY MY CUM

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

salt

>still believing that there will be any justice

It never would happen if Brazil be a railroader country

So... See you guys next year, I guess.

just

P-p-p-park the bus. T-t-they always park the bus. Right guys?

>mediocre bus parkers exposing our league
Is Corinthians our Leicester

Fuck me :)))))

Flamengo has to win CdB and Sulamiranda now.

N-NOOOOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR

Flamengo has to crash their plane and die

You really wouldn't want this to happen

Yes, I want

fuck off, jorge

>the city of home teams

>get exposed on the CdB by shinter
>win the BR league easily
How?

mata-matas

In the Copa you can't park the bus all the time

>Flamengo getting a Chape-like boost
it would be unbearable

Apologize to vasco and Eurico right now.

>corinthianswinslol

fuck this shit

the only thing that can redeem this brasileirão is if são paulo gets relegated/inter stays down

A P O L O G I Z E

I am not mad because Corinthians is winning. I'm mad because they are winning by not letting football happen. Bus parking all day

I don't care about corinthians it's that no one else comes close, it's over already.

I'd happily give up the huezão title if bambi gets relegated. pretty sure they won't tho

19/45
Good win, that makes up for the Corinthians loss at home. Need another away win now. Also, good pace to avoid relegation and the bottom teams keep getting shittier, I'm starting to have some optimism for the season.
>tfw all the goals tonight (except the Own goal) were scored by players that came from the youth system
muh

>Marcus Vinicius is actually good
>Sassá is absolute trash

thank you based cruzeiro

fica irritado não :-)

Not him, but it's not about corinthians, it's about the thrill of the title race. Same shit last year.
But i don't care about the title race anyway, it's not like >my team had any chance this year.

you are watching one of the best teams in the history of the Brasileirão, you should be thrilled just to tell your grandson about it

>>>>>>>>Romero

there was some thrill last year, 2013-15 was way worse

>best team
>playing a match that is entertaining, without the bus parked

2013 lasted until around the end of the first half, when Botafogo lost to cruzeiro by choking it all, it wasn't as bad as 2014 and 15.

...

Literally who the fuck cares about this shitty, rigged tournament?
It's all about the CdB and the libertadores, baby.

Can someone turn the Happy Merchant into Guardiola?

>he doesn't rate Vasco's youth system

Lmao. It's always boring when it's not your team winning

>home """"advantage""""

Are they really our only hope lads

No. I'd rather have Corinthians 1x0ing the rest of their matches than Flamerda winning it

>Flamengo
>against SP clubs
Flamengo is the biggest bitch of clubs from SP, even a small club like Santo André made Flamengo their bitch.

shit taste tbhonesto

plus Flamengo hasn't won anything relevant this decade yet

I wish Gremio wouldn't throw away all their title chances at every possible opportunity

So, how hard will Grêmio fuck Flamengo today?

Very softly

Chola não!!!

Toma, bem!!!

>Flamengo has to win Sulamiranda now.

O JUSTO

FLAMENGO AND GREMIO NOW

Lots of arrows
It's also the best possible team, with Berrio, Romulo, Geuvanio, Vizeu, Ronaldo, etc, making a strong bench

o justo

>Massaraujo
>Trauco
lmao

kek

I forgot to change my team from the last round on cartola, but it seems I'm doing well, better than if I changed.

This but Berrio instead of Vinicius Junior

monkeys on typewriters

what do you mean

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem

Oh right, I thought you were calling me an ESL lol

This team is pretty solid tho

*flops when they feel you breathing near*

WE DID IT REDDIT

>San Pablo

É IMPRESSIONANTE A CAPACIDADE QUE ESSE TIME TEM PARA SER HUMILHADO.mp4

Apologizo

CHEIRINHO

>flamingo

CHORAM AS ROSAS

São Paulo will be the "big team" to get relegated this year.

I'll have a lot of fun with this, perhaps they'll have a derby with Inter in Série B.