>be american
>muh best country in the world
>land for the free and happiness
>gets shot by ISIS
Orlando Shooting
Wyatt Edwards
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Carter Gray
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Jaxon Taylor
Dude what's wrong with that beaver's face?
Nolan Gonzalez
>be australian
>crash car because huntsman spider
>have sex with kangaroo
>drink fosters
>get on censored internet
>shitpost
Owen Miller
Well to be fair, they killed fudge packers in the US.
They killed people for eating fudge in Australia.
Jeremiah Torres
It's not a beaver, it's a water puss.
Blake Rodriguez
why are you on an american site talking about this?!
Shouldn't you be out fighting dingos !??!?
Jackson Martin
It has holes in it.
Ryder Baker
>be aussie
>crash car because you're fucking paralytic
>have sex with bulk hot sluts
>drink whatever the fuck we want
>shitpost IRL and on anime image board
Blake Phillips
>no mention that he was born in NY and his parents weren't refugees
John Russell
an empire always has the most enemies.
Gabriel Ross
And you can thank faggot Obama for getting rid of the patriot acts power and cutting back the surveillance on Muslims and putting it into whites who talk shit about him and the federal government.
Adrian Perry
>be aussie
>lose shitposting crown to canada
>canada is america's hat
>america won the meme wars by default
Ian Turner
>be czech
>make just enough to buy myself a bottle of cheap vodka
>die from methanol poisoning
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Robert Murphy
Remember that time your entire country literally handed over its gun to the government because of one mass shooting? As if they weren't waiting to capitalize on such a thing?
Thats was funny.
Adam Evans
Cute duck! What kind of duck is that??
William Gutierrez
>Obama for getting rid of the patriot acts power
u wot
Pretty sure that nigger expanded the patriot act
Jackson Gutierrez
>tips candora
Carter Smith
that is one crazy ass beaver
Connor Foster
>be amerilard
>afraid of muslims
>"muh they won't integrate into muh culture"
>turn on cnn
>muslim has massacred 50 people
>"turns out they integrate into muh culture after all"
>start applauding
>mfw
Noah Reed
It doesn't matter what actually happened, only how it's spun.
Liam Flores
When they had that mass shooting in France . . .Hurr durr the French are so cucked . . .it would never happen in America.
We got guns and we tough!
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED . . .they can't take our guns.
Good job this Orlando shooting never happened in America right . . . .Americans would have blasted them away with their guns.
>inb4 1001 excuses.
Lucas Ortiz
Hahaaah top stuff
Thomas Walker
>be australian
>get cucked by emus
Ayden Powell
gays are automatically liberals so you can't expect them to be toting guns
Matthew King
Jokes on you, Islam is shit
Cooper Price
>be american
>stay home and watch anime
>don't get shot and have a pleasant evening
Logan James
Man it's almost as if they target places where people won't have guns, crazy. Try harder next time Kumar.
Christopher Williams
That's just how we always act
Jeremiah Garcia
You're just making excuses Pedro.
Even if Paris had guns like Americoons . . .they wouldn't be allowed at a concert but still you came out with your Hurr Durr Muh Guns shit.
No Terrorists don't go to gun ranges to engage armed people . .. . but you are just as cucked as anybody else.
suck on it.