Post the worst movie posters

Post the worst movie posters

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His head is enormous in that middle one.

it's gonna be hard to top that one, OP

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What did they mean by this?

That's actually pretty cool.

Say what you want about this one, but it stays with you, it's memorable even 10 years after the movie came out. the poster is all I remember of this movie.

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I want to FUCK that girl

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>this thread

Does she take the knot?

>the pink outline on melissa mccarthy's arm, result of a shit crop job

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can't be real

BLACKED

until it shows up in the movie..

haha, why did they chose this one for Solo

Did you just call him Solo?

...we're all thinking it...

from the dusty mesa

UUUUUH HATCHET

>one eye covered

That's an illuminati symbol

>no TD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Special appearance by Ed Begley Jr.

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the farm is this way sir

It never ceases to amaze me how awful this fucking thing is. Truly incredible.

Have to post the companion piece

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Woah this is the first time I notice that her eyes are two screaming mouths

part time?

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Fuck I think I saw this but I can't remember one thing about it

lol travolta is going full seagal

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Practically everything is a symbol for some shadow organization now

I don't understand why these are bad sorry

Jesus fucking Christ. The studio was playing a practical joke on the audience with these right?

>That scene where army dog has to beat a screaming shell shocked soldier to death.

That poster alone turned me away from seeing the movie. Not that the trailers helped.

>*leans back*
>Hot diggity dog those are some good flowers Rick! Where'd ya get em? I have GOT to find me this flower place!
>*licks teeth*
>*rubs beard*

Nothing to be sorry, user. You just enjoy shit, it's a generation thing.

I should have done the same

>Films with big red text for the title
Why do these films exist?

White girls fuck dogs.

>The scene where army dog has to eat living Afghan children just to survive the night
Shit poster, great movie though.

wtf?

IF RICHARD PRYOR GETS IN FRONT OF A FUCKING COMPUTER SUPER MAN IS IN BIG TROUBLE!!!

I'd like to see this movie, but his pixar face makes me not wanna

American Pie

oh god

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Such a brutal movie

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Fuck off this poster is good the film was KINO

The last ten minutes were kino, the rest was shit and you know it.

That's disturbing on so many levels.

I don't give a shit, I love it and will defend it until the day I die, no matter what people say about it.

And I've been playing Doom since 1999.

This desu

SEMPER FI, MUTHAFUCKAZ!

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Baneposters

DELETE THIS

How they managed to fuck up this hard given the perfect visual aesthetic of the movie itself is beyond me

>when army dog realizes he no longer fears death anymore, he fears living without death all around him
I cried bitch tears

It fits.

It's just an annoying face that would never make me want to see the movie.

This one is where it's at.

>look it up
>it's real

Liquid Travolta
Solid Travolta
Naked Travolta

not with teeth we're not

never noticed it before, but you're right, this is pretty awful

>posting the wrong poster

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>that first poster

Shameless.

What's the appeal of these movies? Are they really just generic action here flicks? Cause that's the vibe I'm getting.

Unbelievably Islamophobic

It's basically the movie equivalent of fast food.

Jack Reacher is actually pretty good

>tfw got stoned with a friend and saw JR2 with a friend at 4:20pm
What a fucking let down that one was

Jack Reacher is bretty interesting desu.

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is this a starship troopers sequel?

It's the wrong eye.

Jerked off to this box many times in my early days

It's Dad-Kino

>They say Santa gives naughty kids coal Ray, well he gave me a fucking mine. What I never told him is, I've been running on solar power for years.

Wait, there wasn't a cane in Citizen Kane!