There is nothing wrong with fapping to this lady, she's a SAINT!

There is nothing wrong with fapping to this lady, she's a SAINT!

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If you don't get the urge to fap to oiled up Lisa just because "she's so fake", you are a FAGGOT

shes super gross but also super hot at the same time

i honestly dont get it

Her tits look like past ripen cantaloupes

I think it's because she has a hot mom face, but her boobs are hideous.

This.

it's because she looks kind of cartoonish with all her features being ballooned up and exaggerated as they have been by so much graceless application of plastic surgery


Some part of your mind registers that something is visually amiss and it gives you a gross feeling but her ass and tits are huge so your dick just keeps going anyway

I've fapped to this woman countless times, bless her soul

yea I love her bitch face but her tits are awful.

She was the GOAT milf once upon a time. Still fap to her from time to time.

Sure, there is nothing wrong with fapping to hulk hogan too

Yeah she and Sara Jay do it for me with the ugly-hot thing.

Who said there's something wrong with it?

Some please post the tweet

Because when you are a non-virgin you will realise that there is a difference between pretty girls and sexy girls

this

Isn't that porn in a nutshell.

pretty much

I'd like to get Sara Jay to autograph a kleenex for me one day

I'm sure she'd appreciate the joke

She spent half of her life for porn. Shit.

>finding a literal cum bucket attractive

>that video where she cucks her daughter

The sum of her parts don't add up, but individually they all solicit a primal reaction.

Or in other words MUH DICK

I wish she was my mom so i could fuck her every day and give her massages that turn into anal and paint her walls but accidentally get paint on her tits and also she's Palin

>he said while posting on a Lisa Ann thread on Sup Forums

>tfw virgin but know the difference

Have I transcended humanity yet or do I just wait it out until 30next year

>its a your favourite MILF pornstar shoots a BLACKED scene episode
WHHHHHY

>SAINT

Beg to differ, OP.

iktf

All women are cum buckets and they all say they "don't normally do this sort of thing".

I want Cherie to be my mommy!

I literally could not have DROPPED Brandi quicker if I tried.

That's exactly what cum buckets are for, user.

>that fucking chin

link to interracial scene

That's because if they did, you'd lose your shit and cry like a bitch because your penis has been where some other penis was, you big fucking baby.

>implying your mom irl doesn't want to get BLACKED

not only that, she also loves black cock!

>tfw you could never satisfy her, except MAYBE orally.
Well this applies to most women, but still lisa ann can be so cute sometimes...

Is exploited college girls pure fapkino?

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Dylan is best milf

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no, kendra is. no contest

Patricians only fap to vintage 90s early Lisa Ann

What did she mean by this?theyll never have sex? Why is she such a bitch?

london keys is my porn waifu

Can someone recommend me a non-blacked milf pornstar bros. I'm still shocked Brandi did it.

Cherie DeVille is best MILF

who /alice/ here?

It's just code for "meet me behind the back and fuck my brains out."

See this
Basically Jabba and Lea or what that bitch was called mixed.

what will you do when alice inevitably retires and drops off the face of the earth in a few years?

She's just being honest

Just drank a bottle of Pepsi Max and now I feel super bloated. Porno for this feel?

>not joining your bros to run trains

>aw man Lisa ann is so hot and tall
>5'1

What the fuck? If that's true, doesn't that mean most male pornstars are manlets?

>its a milf with shitty fake tits episode

Probably just trying to convey to them that porn and sex in the real world (outside of peepee goes in weewee) aren't necessarily the same thing.

>doesn't that mean most male pornstars are manlets?

Yes. Why do you think that their dicks look so big? It's all a trick.

>hes just now figuring this out

Why else do you think they need to bang sluts?

Carmella Bing never did interracial
There is also Brandy Taylor

>drinking Pepsi period
>feeling "bloated"

Are you a woman

Most men in general are manlets.

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"I thought I would see the Statue of Liberty wearing a dashiki or Khloe Kardashian dating a white guy before I would see Brandi Love get Blacked! Wow, Blacked is truly ahead of their time. Everything they do is larger-than-life. They are breaking barriers, transcending genre & redefining an age of porn! Truly, this nothing short of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"

Hahahhaha

What the fuck is wrong with people who watch porn

Yeup, manlets give the illusion of bigger cocks as well.

>not katie

Alice is great

Why settle for a mommy when you can get a grannie?

it's not an illusion, we do have bigger cocks

She was a bad pornstar, no personality or camera presence, but damn did I want to fuck her brains out.

Son of a BITCH

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she's not even my favorite person to fap to but MissAlice94 is the most patrician choice of fap material.

Can "mommy" posters stop? You infantilized pieces of shit.

Lanklets btfo

Watching other people fuck is pretty beta in the first place

Fucking goddess

Sure you do bud

you might as well fap on plastic doll

I mean, I'm not arguing that, but it seems like the sorts of people who leave comments on porn just take it to an entirely different level.

I just like seeing some sex from time to time

dropped after watching her suck & fuck black dildos and swwooning over a NIGGER. no NIGGERS DROPPPED

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Nah, there's this chick if you wanna do that.

I'm ashamed to say I've done fapped over her more than once

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Good taste

that'll never happen though

in the extremely unlikely event that you actually ever set foot in new zealand and find alice, she would just call you a creep and call the cops on you

>two consecutive posts

Does anyone have the picture she tweeted of her and a group of teen boys at some mall and she says something like she doesn't know how they recognized her

>Audrey Bitoni is thin again

Based

WHAT THE FUCK. WHEN DID SHE DO THIS, WHY?! WHY DOES EVERY FUCKING PORNSTAR DO THIS. SHE WAS MY MAIN MILF FAPPING MATERIAL. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.

its almost as if Sup Forums's true passion is porn and not cinema

almost

what's going on in this thread?

Only once?

does she have any part of body/face that is natural?

:3

Unfortunately by the time they become MILF their career is over and that's the only audience left to tap. Few pornstars can retain a conventional audience when their plastic facial features begin sagging into their cheeks, brows, and chin.

Most of the newer pornstars getting involved in that stuff are acting on that one site with the high production values because they pay $2200/scene, the highest an unrecognizable face can make.

That's like a burger-flipper's wage for 2 months.

Probably her hands

Uh

You can just watch the scenes where she fucks white guys my dude