/nfl/ general - Center of Attention edition

ARZ: Arians coached through kidney cancer in 2016
SF: Carlos Hyde will have to earn starting job
NO: Adrian Peterson targeting 500 receiving yards
BUF: Bills DT Washington popped on weapons charge
KC: Chiefs promote Veach to replace Dorsey as GM
SF: Niners GM: Kittle exceeding our expectations
DET: Eric Ebron 'overly excited' about 2017 role
CAR: Panthers want Cam to run less, throw quicker
WAS: Kirk Cousins deal 'remains a long shot'
DEN: Demaryius Thomas says hip problems are gone
IND: Still no clarity on Andrew Luck's rehab
PIT: 'Sizable surprise' if Le'Veon signs extension

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>tfw no qt homosexual stud lockdown cornerback

Tom Brady waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were cheaters in the stadium. He didn’t see it. but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Coach were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Tom was a footballr player for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the football games and he said to dad “I want to be on the field daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY cheaters"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the stadium of the NFL he knew there were cheaters.
“This is Coach” the radio crackered. “You must stop the cheater!”
So Tom gotted his ball and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO DEFLATE US” said the cheater
“I will shoot at him” said the cybercheat and he fired the rocket missiles. Tom throwed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must film the cheater!” he shouted
The radio said “No, Cheater. You are the cheat”
And then Tom was a pumpkin eater.

didnt read lul

1. Eagles 11-5
2. Cowboys 11-5
3. Giants 9-7
4. Redskins 6-10

Was 2015 the last hurrah for the Cardinals as they stand now?

nah, they got a good shot at beating the 12s and taking the NFCW

the insecureast

I'm talking Super Bowl runs, though. Palmer clearly is running on fumes, and Fitz might jump ship for a ring.

Only way anyone from the Cardinals gets into the Super Bowl this year is if they buy tickets

Palmer's had some seriously bootycheese games the past couple years, I wouldn't trust the guy when it counts anymore.

whew
almost got me there

I don't put any faith in metrosexual coaches/managers, although it somehow worked for Joe Maddon last year.

1. Giants 12-4
2. Cowboys 10-6
3. Eagles 7-9
4. Redskins 5-11

>petty ass detoilet won't let Megatron out of his contract

You faggots deserve to go 0-16 again

Their best shot is if palmer breaks his legs and arians dies of kidney failure

Shouldn't have signed, first.

They shouldnt. Fuck megatron

Boo hoo he made a fuck ton on that contract

Calvin's burned his bridges with Detroit. Sadly, those bridges were made of clay. They're never gonna let go of his contract now. It's a shame too. I think we'd all like to see him with a team like the Raiders.

>Carr
>top 2 OL
>Megatron
>Cooper
>Crabtree
>Lynch and company in the backfield

That offense would be lethal.

Has DeAngelo Williams always been a petty Prima Donna bitch like this or am I just noticing now?

Who's side are you one, the Lions or Calvin Johnson?

Completely indifferent, but it's fun watching both sides get mad as fuck

None, but kinda feel Calvin is in the wrong.

He took the fucking money instead of leaving when his rookie contract ran out. That's all on him.

If winning was so damn important, you didn't have to fucking stay in Detroit.

When he signed his contract, it was coming off a season where the Lions went 10-6 and Stafford threw 5000 yards and 41 TDs.
Things were looking up. Then immediately they go 4-12.

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based

>The Raiders have signed former Lion Barry Sanders to a 1 year deal

Tough shit.

He was there for 0-16, he should know better than the trust that organization.

I'm confused, since when did they let the blacks play?

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>using captcha

fucking peasant

start posting old nfl memes and outdated images.
I dont know what Im gonna do with all my cutler and romo stuff.
these were my favorite, based of kaps 4th grade letter. the weeden one was the best.

>cowboys btfo to eternity by one of the most likable players in the league
Sweet.

Threadly reminder Michael Thomas is the best receiver in the NFC South.

>Cowboys haters need a washed up second stringer to be their mouthpiece
Sad as fuck desu

I like to see a player, particularly one so old, profess he's still a fan of his childhood team. Feels good, feels cozy.

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And you're getting buttmad over what a washed up second stringers said about you and your team. Lel.

>megatron pissed cuz he had to pay back some of his signing bonus
KEK

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I can't wait for hard knocks btw

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>NFCS
wow it's fucking nothing

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Hard knocks is always great the first couple episodes but I've never finished a series. By the time the last episode is airing college football is back and I don't care about NFL drama

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Whoever made this is more autistic than Eli

t. projector

Why can't the NFL catch an ounce of the gameday atmosphere of College Football Saturday?

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oh god

schefty just posted his preteen daughter on twitter

this will surely go well

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good ones.
RIP jay. the inception movie poster was your best meme on here.
>my lexplorer folder was on my phone
sigh...........

Not enough college QTs in the crowd.

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desu, a college crowd is full of better all around people. (obviously it is almost 75% college educated/getting educated)
NFL crowds on the other had is like 75% retard

>using NFC East

fucking pleb

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>he pays for a Sup Forums pass
How autistic do you have to be to pay actual money just to shitpost?

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sauce?

the last two seasons were not as good as the prior seasons, IMO

need to get Sam Ponder doing NFL Sunday, although Jamie Erdahl ain't too shabby

samefagging, nevermind, found it

Bottom line is this you stupid fucks:

Megatron did a ton for the lions

Lions never did shit for Megatron

End of story.

>whose side are you on, one of the best players in the league or one of the worst franchises in any league?

>Lions never did shit for Megatron
8 year/$132 million contract is shit?

>waaaaaahhhhhh I didn't get a wing waaahhhhh

Seriously fuck Megatron. That guy has no loyalty. Makes me appreciate Stafford even more.

>superb owl LII
>Seahawks v Raiders
>20 seconds left
>28-24 Seahawks
>Crabtree leaps over Sherman and gets the ball at the one yard line
>Lynch punches it in
>the shitty of Seattle burns down out of rage
>mass suicide of bandwagoners

One can dream

I'm loyal, unlike Calvin.

The immediate post-Cutler memes were good, but I have no use for them now that he's super irrelevant.

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He didn't even get a chance to compete for a ring, that's the fucking problem.

Once in a generation talent and it went to waste, just like Barry Sanders. Loyalty to a shit organization is not commendable

If I watched every game stoned it will atleast make it ok right

>twitter.com/ESPYS/status/885278108227653632
>The #ESPYS award for #BestNFL player goes to @Packers QB @AaronRodgers12!
Y'all ready to get butthurt? Of course you retards are.

0-16

I would drink Kay Adams' bath water desu

He earned that through his play, if anything a HOF caliber player for 16.5m a year was a slight discount

>Tfw get the number one pick in top qb class even if darnold does not come out

1-15 sounds more right

LOL

im not even a loins fan but 16.5 for a wide receiver is a huge waste of money. It's Why do you think they couldn't build a team around him?

only a dumb team like the lions would make a wr their franchise player when it's never worked.

Dak out played him tho so that makes no sense... obviously Tom Brady is the real winner.

#fakenews

Can't believe I'm saying this but I think the LA Chargers are going to win the Owl.

It's literally the 3rd most impactful position on offense, it's not like the Lions would have been any less shit with an extra 16.5m/year (even though that assumption is based on them being against he cap every year which they weren't)

FUck you mother fucker 0-16 fake ass nigga

how are you this mad

doesn't matter at the time of the contract 16.5 per million was outrageously more than any wide receiver was making and way above even his market value.

Even in 2017 it's too much money imo. They don't impact the game heavily enough for my liking.

Calvin's a great player, and i don't blame him for taking the money, but I also don't feel sorry for him never being a part of a winner. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

I don't feel bad for him either, it just sucks for him that he made the mistake of trusting the Lions FO to ever be competent

They've ruined/prematurely ended the careers of two of the greatest skill position players ever now

Now theres a pasta i havent seen in a long while

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Dick Butkus never competed for a ring. And you know what? He turned out just fine.

Why do teams keep falling for the non white QB meme?

I don't know how, but I'm gonna find a way to use that meme.

Keep the dump going, this nostalgia trip is fun

>Doug Williams is the only pure nigger to win a superb owl

Really activates those almonds