Dr. Bashir? I'm Section 31

>TELL ME ABOUT WORF! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SASH?

You're a big fag.

Can't bash the sash, my good man. Now be a good fellow and get me some crumpets!

>crumpets
>when it was actually scones
ONE
FUCKING
JOB

shut up nerd, nobody cares

You'll get racht and like it!

>No one cared who I was, until I became a changeling

CIA, his hands on his belt

>super-intelligent, genetically engineered to be great at almost everything
>can't get a date with Dax
It's like the plot of The Big Bang Theory, in space.

>Genetically engineered clingy beta flopdick
>Dax is a Kling-o-phile and prefers Worf's "honorbound meathead" persona and BBC

Seems pretty realistic to me.

My favorite episodes from each series

TOS: This Side of Paradise
TNG: The Inner Light
DS9: Duet
VOY: Tied: Year of Hell/Blink of an Eye
ENT: Twilight

rate

Typical woman, telling everyone they want the sensitive types but always going for the Worf Thundercock.

Inner light was fucking fantastic.

I thought Duet was very political and plodding. Good but not one of my favorites

Twilight also kicks ass.

You have good taste.

>WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SASH?
I assume the leader of a house is allowed to wear the sash with his house's crest.

>TOS: This Side of Paradise
Good

>TNG: The Inner Light
Pleb

>DS9: Duet
Not bad, but there are better

>ENT: Twilight
Honestly one of the weaker episodes from S3 IMO. For single ENT episodes I'd probably pick Carbon Creek but if mini-arcs count as one episode I'd probably pick The Forge/Awakening/Kir'Shara.

Your dubs confirm

Bane, when the plane crashed (with no survivors)

CIA, his control shattered

Dax knows the forehead isn't the only thing with ridges on it.

>Crashing this runabout, WITH NO SURVIVORS.

What did he, by which I mean Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi, mean by this?

>Hey we're secret agents.
>Lets wear conspicuously non-standard uniforms

Guys, if a changeling offered to change into you and have set, would you do it?

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