/heem/: shogun edition

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this is a imposter

Why don't you have McGregor vs Mayweather on the fight date?

CONAIR GOAT HYPE MAN

Dana White is your boss, and he ain't wearing a suit.

Rich people don't gotta wear suits

Because I'm not a casual and it's not a fight

Mayweather got verbally heemed today.

this

only new rich are the ones who gotta flaunt their wealth

Are you also the Woodleyfag?

As fun as the conference was, there were none of the quotable lines Conro generally has. Usually he has something, but I guess there was no back and forth in these conferences for him to do that

That just means they got shit taste lad

Sounds like you're a bitch though

will there be a media scrum like yesterday?

You're an eejit

How does he do it?

>Shotgun Rua

he kissed the blarney stone

>Wearing the BTFO suit today
Deja vu

*GADOOOSH*

When he said "Showtime, you're the nigger in the woodpile!"

I thought that was pretty quotable.

*egypt

just poured all his stat points into a left hand and meme magic

Rehearsed lines

m-make it stop! Schaub just can't stop winning!

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Meanwhile....

I'm gonna buy an Irish flag and use it to wipe all my shobs with.

50-0
Tapout King is going to get destroyed

Hard work.

you're going to have to out do 50ft bonfires to even register my man

>One thing is for sure the fucking fans can't fight for you
Conor absolutely BTFO

Enjoy your Chinese diseases.

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The IRA is your boss

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>making this thread as if every post isn't going to be about mayweather, conor, and schaub

i know you've had threads deleted if not been banned for making them early, why do you do it? lol

imagine if conor actually DOES outawkward him...

Literally nothing to do with Floyd besides skin color

Damn not even an mma fan but that Brendan Schaub character knows his shit. He carried that analyst team tonight.

That's not even good batnz lad stop.

When is his interview with Floyd?

The Irish River Association?

He said that in Conor's face and you're a gigantic faggot for being American and saying lad

$0.00 deposited into your paypal account

for some reason its extremely important for him, autism is my best guess

david lemieux is P4P the sexiest boxer

My hands are twice the size of Floyds body

Not sure what you mean my man, I'm just new to all this and that Schaub guy is a beast 100%. He killed it tonight.

>Take Floyd's bag
>Say there's only 5 grand in it
>Don't throw it into the crowd because it's still a lot of money to you

Nothing more cringe than watching people brag about money.

A potato famine almost wiped your people out Ireland is cotton soft

>...h..he just needs to land one good shot...
t. fenian

>"Do what you're told, Bitch!"

Showtime you're a little bitch too.

When Floyd told him to bet his check he got shook

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Welcome. Just a heads up. The person you're referring to is actually called Brandon Slob. No worries. Good to have you on board.

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I'm not the same fighter I was 20 years ago, I'm not the same fighter I was 10 years ago, I'm not the same fighter I was 5 years ago, heck I'm not the same fighter I was 2 years ago but I could still beat you whiteboi

He would be second if not for that fucking iced gem haircut.
First would be Josh Kelly.

>I am Money
>You owe money

Thanks for the welcome bro, but I'm talking about that stud who just gadooshed all the h8rs tonight. I looked it up, his name is Brendan Schaub. He seems like a real success story.

Conor finna tiptoeing, flexing, wearing shoes with lifts and tight suits to show off how much bigger he is when they finna be the same size

If you measure success in terms of sustained massive brain injury then Brandon is top tier.

Glad you're new to the sport, here are some highlights I cooked up for you

Reminder that the bag grab was fake. If there was personal tax info in that bag Floyd's goons would have tackled him.

Brendan Shcuab is a pretty good analyst!

How does "ruining what could have been a good time for all" constitute winning?

Are Irish people the white version of niggers?

yeah

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The only one who thinks this this event has been "ruined" are people like you never satisfied in the first place. I sincerely hope you get your depression sorted out.

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Conor says Lorenzo got the deal done. He also mentions that he consider Schaub the only analyst to be calling this fight right.

>checks flag

ooooh boy

You need to go back to plebbit lad

Joanne Calderwood is a +220 underdog, she is a world class muay thai fighter going up against a cheesecake factory employee, free money for anyone who wants it

very concerning

A few, maybe, but I think Conor was legit pissed off and just started talking. Good shit.

HARDOOOSH!!!

She got subbed by Jessica Andrade who isn't exactly a technical striker

The only thing Calderwood is world class at is having a fucking whinge at literally everything.

that presser was a blast

imagine being a shill and unable to enjoy this spectacle

>literally descendants of prisoners

Look in the mirror

Joanne Calderwood is the current ISKA World Flyweight Champion, IKF European Flyweight Champion, the WKL European Flyweight Champion and the WBC UK Bantamweight Champion and is ranked #2 in the world by the World Professional Muaythai Federation.

That presser was a blast. So proud of Schaub's success. Imagine being a h8r and being unable to enjoy it.

are there only brown people in toronto?

I'm not that guy but I'de like to point out Andrade is freakishly stong for her size and is easily one of the 2 strongest women in her weight class (the other being clawja)

Its sad how faggy boxing and MMA "purists" try so hard not to enjoy this and think by not liking it it makes them more cool and respectable.

shit quints

I bet you say it in real life also and sound even more autistic than normal

Thats a fucking fantastic pic. Looks like something from a Scorsese movie

is floyd wearing lifted shoes?

Demian Maia isn't exactly a technical striker either, not that I'm comparing the two.

Calvillo is a better grappler than Andrade, though, and I except her to take the fight to the ground and get the choke relatively easily.

Imagine only being able to enjoy a thing because a brain-damaged ex-UFC journeyman is involved with it.

Imagine.

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE STRIPPER BITCHES IN THIS THREAD

Good thing all those people got it on their phones otherwise no one will know what happened that day.

That's irrelevant. Calderwood isn't free money, she could win, but it'll be a tough battle against someone who is very good on the mats and trains at a good gym.

>Floyd literally wearing platform shoes

When will they learn?

H8r tears are like icing on the cake.

#1 voice in the strawweight division

Some people outgrew WWE a long time ago, you should too.