This is an elite athlete in USA

This is an elite athlete in USA.

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is sumo popular in the us?

looks more like eatdatpussy445

your version of an athlete wouldn't last long on DL

is DL diabetes list? or dessert line?

>b-but there are tons of muscles behind that fat, like a bear; soccer is for sissy skinny faggots either way

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lmao

neymar would get absolutely b l a c k e d on an offensive line in the nfl, it would be over so fast it would almost make you feel bad for him

whereas this nig would last maybe 25 seconds trying to defend in la liga and he would be keeled over so fast you would almost feel bad for him

hockey players can handle both

what's your excuse not to watch our league?

pls dont bully vince

what chu say white boi?

He looks like one of those 250kg giant tunas; except he weighs more.

Looks like a cloud desu

the nigger michellin man

this player serves a very specific function on a football team that only 300+ pound people can adequately do

he is a nose tackle, his job is to be as large and immovable as possible so the ballcarrier has to run around his huge black ass

it is like the marshmallow man from Detroit

someone post the gif or webm of wilfork throwing the ball 400 yards into the stands
he is elite

I guarantee you the vast majority of the posters talking shit in this thread would get smoked by a prime Vince Wilfork in a footrace

>his """athletes""" don't even lift

Everything you just greentexted is entirely accurate

it is literally impossible to beat a fat nigga

everyone would get wrecked by him

He's very fast over short distances, much like an alligator

kek

well player

>neymar would get absolutely b l a c k e d on an offensive
>blacked

*cringe*
Maybe the saddest and cringiest thing I've read here this whole year.
Take some time off from posting, clean up your porn habits and work through some therapy, eat well, and get lots of sleep. If you fell like you've got your life together this time next year, consider posting again. But don't rush things, my guy.

>What did you say, white boy?

Tyron Smith is much bigger than him.

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that dude plays in the 4th division of english soccer, that's pathetic, he's barely a professional

he's a meme

Did I miss something? Why are >monkeys so obsessed with us lately?

kek

>lately
the media keep telling them the US is a dumpster fire now that Trump is elected, and they've always hated us

It has nothing to do with the media, no one likes americans.Specially on Sup Forums
You could elect Jesus Christ himself as the president and the opinion wouldn't change

Goddammit

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you seem angry

Who cares what your opinion is of America, you're Brazilian lmao

yet we run your ass

kek

That's a god.

This is an elite soccer player in America.

>inventing a sport that gives a purpose to fat people

disgusting

Just how the sport evolved really

Somehow your post was even more cringe

What's 7-1 HueHue?

>Implying anyone gives a shit about a 3rd world shithole like Brazil.

Don't get chopped up by a machete-wielding nigger next time you go out to play soccer in the alleyway.

>Trying this hard

Kinda sad, DESU. For the record though, DL stands for defensive line. So you're half-right.

t. Billy Bob Cletus

Vince in his prime was a fucking freak of nature. Don't h8.

The funny part is that typically Offensive and Defensive linemen LOSE weight after they retire because they no longer have to down 10000+ calories a day to keep up the shear mass.

OL are scary huge people, both in height and weight. Meeting some of them in real life is jarring, even for the average amerifat

i love neymar

>16 career sacks
>560 tackles
Coming soon to a "You now remember" thread near you

He lost alot of weight though desu

He was never a sack guy, mostly because he was so massive and strong up the middle that he was always doubled.

But he made the patriots defense nearly impossible to run up the middle on for a literal decade.

This is an elite athlete in Europe

So why don't NFL teams recruit blue whales? Just plonk one across the field, and no-one gets past. The blue whale would be an elite Amerifat athlete!

why dont you do it for rugby

Can a person make any money being a tackle agent. Just going to buffets and such scouting.

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Would be a hell of a goalkeeper as well.
What's your point?

Whales can't survive outside of water, you fucking idiot.

it's really cool seeing an elite tier athlete like Ocho get absolutely humbled in a different sport.

kinda like when divegrass met hockey

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The only based american sport is basketball. All others are trash. Especially boreball

At least post cool Hitler

>whale
>land

over 100 lbs. too bad his fatass didn't improve his content then maybe it wouldnt have gotten flagged.

roasted like my corndog balls

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>europoos

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oli pls no bully

fuckin reddit strikes again

Nice one

bang

kek

ouchy

This is what peak performance body looks like, stay mad divegrass-faggots

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Fucking Day of the Diet, when?

>only 300+ pound people
>his job is to be as large and immovable as possible
lmao cannot make this up

You literally invented a sport that you're better at if you're grotesquely obese. What a fucking dickhead culture you have.

>shitaly

>taking the blacked meme this seriously
You topped his cringe bro

>so this is the power of american education
wow that's a cutting comeback really put me in my place

>this dmg control
you're not fooling anyone juanluca

put me in the screencap

Shouldn't you be having a heart attack?

mind you, that's only one position.
more of the other things are devoted to other, more in shape athletes.

pic related is christian mccaffrey, running back.

Vince Wilfork benches 600 pounds and leg presses 1000.

But if you want to compare NFL aesthetics to soccer, try using receivers or running backs.

Shouldn't you be praying to Allah?

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lyl, nice one macaco

#ethered

Sad to see France submitting to the Yankee cock like this.

Alright

1: We're not on Sup Forums (not anti pol, but this is just WEAK bantz for Sup Forums)

2: Italy isnt even 2% muslims man, by going this angle you're literally inviting 100 million >le 56% memes, as well as >blacked ones

Like your bantz would have maybe worked aimed at a French/British/Swedish flag but at Italy? Cmon man

haha nice one rebbit

lol stay mad João Pinto. I'd rather have OP pic body than pic related body

>mcd_triad
>triad
>ancient chinese mafias

wtf

i love mcdonalds now

He could look big too if didn't have to run 7 miles on average. Give him some American PEDS and he'll look big in no time