/tdf/ Stage 12

Pau > Peyragudes
214,5km

Finally a mountain stage, lads! We start a bit earlier than usual. Buckle up for another /comfy/ thread.

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First for Sup Forums

first for laura

Happenings from the last stage:
Dario Cataldo (AST) abandon with injured wrist.
Contador crashed with his domestique with 22km to go and was forced to chase the peloton. Appeared to be uninjured.
>FDJ in troubles again
Brave Polack Bodnar attempted solo breakaway and was caught on the last 500 m
>kittelwinslol

Standings after stage 11 in pic related.

Fuglkang had a small fracture in his elbow and in his wrist/hand. He says it hurts a bit and he can't strethc his arm. He says that he mostly fear for breaking on downhill but he should otherwise be able to continue.

Even though Sagan DSQ from the Tour, he seem to be in high spirit.

can AROOOO pull it off today lads?

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Think about it. What stage was he going to win? He would be at 1 stage still and behind in the green. Now he goes home, fucks his wife and gets ready for San Sebatian and the race formerly known as eneco tour were he will win and be a hero.

quintana attack wehn?

There was a stage simular to todays in 2012. It was stage 17.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Tour_de_France,_Stage_11_to_Stage_20

He may try. But the Skeletal King will be watching him like a hawk.

i would like to drag my flaccid penis across those lips if you know what i mean

Todays stage is the type of stage sky usely dominates.
lick her sweaty butt clean if you know what i mean...

Froomewinslol

Just got my little cap this morning and I wore it around the office. A lot of people asked me if I cycle

Will we ever see a European tour? Like a whole month thing with 25-26 races going through almost all Euro countries? Would you watch that?

Please no.

a lot of people called you an idiot behind your back. no bully just the truth.
what about a Visigrad tour or maybe a Danube Tour? Europe tour is to big.

There is already talk between Slovenia, Hungary, Slovakia, Poland, Croatia, Czechs and Austria to create a 2-3 week tour somewhere until 2022

how many bongs?

seems logical as France is on a path becoming an islamic state

And nobody would care.

why so jelly?

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Is Czesław (Lang, the mastermind behind TdP) on board?

no more KittelWinsLol

It would unironically be better than vuelta.

no names are mentioned. This was an article in our sports paper. 2 pages long. So far Austria and Croatia want 50% of the stages and Hungary and Czechs also want that. We will see

Well, with claims like that I don't think it could work.
7 countries with, like, 3 stages each (which already is too little, but having 5 stages would elongate the whole damn thing to, what, 2 months? Ridiculous) sounds "too much driving and too little riding".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_Race

They really should just kill this 3 week meme and have 2 week tours and have 5 of them.
Giro d'italia
Walmart Tour (Los Angeles - Denver)
Tour de France
Visegrad & co Tour (Dubrovnik - Krakow)
Skandinavien Rundt powered by Albani
(spain goes bankrupt and stops having races)

Fuck no.
Get out heretic!

How the fuck would you know? asshole.

My gf said it looked good.

You know you could take 6-7 stages out of this TdF easily. It's the same in the other GTs

Go step on Lego.

I know dude.. Your gf is just being gentle with you because you get emotional. She will tell you sooner than later that it's goofy.

That's a fucked up thing to say really..

does anybody have a webm of when the parasol blew into the peloton?

afterall you are on Sup Forums, not reddit

i would

>Le départ fictif est programmé à 10h55.

start at 10h55, very early for this long stage. I can see a solo run victory if someone can pass Port de Balès with a 4 minutes lead.

What does "HC" mean again?

I liked Jan Kirsipuu when i was kid.

Hors Categorie
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hors#French

I will predict something right now. Today or tomorrow Contador will attack with Mollema.
Hopefully somebody goes with him who can actually finish the job.

bouhanniloseslol

ugh it's too early for this shit

Froome has a little bit of a (revenge) motive today.
In 2012 when they did this finish he had to stay with Wiggins and give away the chance of a stage win. Wiggins secured his Tour victory.

will we see some action today lads?

>implying Contador can into attacking

I don't think it will be a particularly attacking stage, but there will be time gaps and carnage

>Dat finish.

Comfy as fuck.

What's this "Free Sagan" thing about?

Lmao @ Wiggins' grin

It means a climb so difficult that only a horse with some category could climb it.

First mountain stage in 2013.
It's in the Pyrenees with mountains in the end.
Froome 1st Porte 2nd

rolland wins.

You heard it here first.

First mountain stage in 2015.
It's in the Pyrenees with mountain in the end.
Froome 1st Porte 2nd

thats a big hors

Froome going full Jumbo today

Back then Quintana was new and he attacked on that first climb.

Who?

What part of ireland is dan martin from?

the cloudy part

just off the east coast

England lol

>froome
youtube.com/watch?v=TyWVaZsUQjc

slightly triggers me that the team spells it "Katusha" and not "Katjuša"
Кaтюшa
Good question, I heard on ITV 4 that he took GCSEs.
On what grand tour did he have all those crashes? (I think 'twas Vuelta 2015.)

Ondrej "makes me" Cink

>slightly triggers me that the team spells it "Katusha" and not "Katjuša"

Nobody in Russia would write it like you did.

get a shift on lads. i've got to go out in 6 and a half hours

anyone else here hate sky or is it just me?

I'm going to wear it while I fuck her. Then I'm going to jog down to the shops and pick up some chocolate.
u mad?

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/катюша

Good morning laddies

It would be great, if not for the fact Hungary is a fucking plain.

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Oh wow, it's raining.

me to. I want to piss in brailsfords mouth.

>french summer

You're mistaking russian transcription for czech or slovak.

yep. i'd pay good money to dry-hump brailsford.

I can assure you, most people here don't know what the fuck is this character -> š

>Rain
Contador to blow the race to pieces and take yellow with 2 minutes.

>lotto on the front
fuck sake

My Froome voodoo doll is finished guys.

you fucked it yet?

And we GO!

properly driech out today

>fuglsang with the lion king bandage

i guess they didnt have spongebob in the bus

Today he will leave Froome in the dust on the last horse category!

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I really just tried to help you out. You can keep looking stupid if you want. I guess its a step up from you wearing panties in bed.

He's not looking good, t b h
I hope he'll survive this stage.

the obligatory shot of steve cummings at the arse end of the peleton.

Froome: 'It's going to be a big stage'

Him and Voeckler must know each other well by now.

is Bora, dare i say it, the worst team of all time?

do cofidis not exist in your world?

Leopard

>FDJ this tour