What game would you chose to play with Death?

What game would you chose to play with Death?

Reversi

Tetris

Nightcrawlers

Risk

the knockout game

i'd body that muffuggin bix nood

sex of course
loser takes it in the womb

Strip poker.

CMPA

Tic-Tac-Toe, I always go first.

the rape game

Life

Cards Against Humanity

did you just have a stroke?

First one to get dubs: win.

minesweeper

hownew.ru

this plane will crash before that happens

i'd play who can whisper the softest, and death being in his own realm with absolute control over the all that exists within his domain would smirk and appear to only mouth a word, his voice impossibly quiet and tell me it was my turn and then i would go up to his ear and yell at the top of my lungs "YOU WIN FAGGOT" and spend eternity kekking

Monopoly. It would be fun to see Death rage quit.

Relic

or Talisman, with all the expansions

Life

Smash Brothers project M or Smash 4. I'd spike his bony ass

Quake 2

I'd like to see that faggot Death match my perfect map awareness and strafe jumping lines on Q2DM1.

a match of boxing

Heroscape

World in Flames
or
The Campaign for North Africa

I was tempted to say wrestling but I think death has me beat in combat sports

This movie is so overrated, Wild Strawberries is the true Bergman GOAT. Fuck Persona as well

Cards Against Humanity

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Uno

I just lost

roshambo

genuine kek

you absolute fucking faggot i hope you burn i don't even know how many years its been.

Battleship

Fuck. Such a fun game. Too bad sets for it are so expensive now.

Coin flip.

I'm guessing Death would be better than me at everything.

myfarog

Electric table hockey

Magic the Gathering senpai

He brings his best 3 edh decks, I bring mine, $250 limit and we play every combination 5 times, record the stats and see who comes out on top

Clue

Barbie Magic Hair Styler

Akinator, and I have to stump him. I own that bullshit genie.

Tic-tac-toe. I get to go first.

too easy

This though. It doesn't matter what obscure as fuck game you choose, the guy has had way more practice in it than you ever will

doter twooo

I bought a shit ton of it when it first came out. Me and my friends play it all the time. Life is good.

battletoads co-op

Hearthstone

Agreed.

t. Death

yo death here

What are "dubs"

Russian roulette

Underrated

Cribbage. I'm very good at it.

Euchre, if there are partners involved.

You lost, user. Nobody can cheat Death. Come with me.

Candyland

The game is pure chance, so I'd have an equal chance of beating death in case he doesn't allow the whole "coin flip game"

I hope you had a rich life. I know you didn't.

i will smoke you in euchre if my friend is there

Black Ops 2, Ballistas only.
He can pick the map.

Had to visualize it to get it kek

Tie indefinitely, you die eventually anyways.

Probably Yatzee, because it's a great game that I really like, and I have no one who wants to play with me.
But frankly, I'd play any games, because I feel really lonely and just want to have fun with someone for once.

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Dota 2, midlane only, no globals.

fucking THIS

hahahhahahahaha

all dead

you cheeky cunt

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Soul Caliber on the Dreamcast. Won $1500 in a tourney as a kid.

I have to finish this game

why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard

button mashing Nightmare I bet faggot

Actually I always played Maxi, you smug little cunt.

i win

Mitsurugi is better

as if

What I'm best at, dying.

It's a perfect catch 22. Try to picture the results of each side winning/losing.

I literally can't lose because if I do then death is dead and gone forever and I win immortality. I can't win because I can't die until I lose. So I'm stuck in immortality limbo playing the game until death gives up or embraces his pride and kills himself to win the game.

Stole my dubs

1v1 on rust

no hardscoping

all or nothing in a coin toss

Warhammer, obviously

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