England BTFO

I cannot think of one sport this pathetic nation is good at. Not one.

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But we won the per capita Olympics

Good so not even elite?

Football
Rugby
Cricket
Athletics
Motor Racing
Cycling
Olympics
Snooker
Darts
Boxing
MMA

Considering the island is half the size of california they pound for pound BTFO your fat asses

i thought all brit bongs come to mallorca on holidays only

please don't associate california with america

Conquering the globe

>be american
>automatically be inferior in every single sport to england
>beat them in obesity

Konta is Hungarian I'm not sure why you think we care

thats not England you thick cunt

forgot tennis mate

Cycling?
>Cavendish can't sprint anymore.
>Cummings BTFO today.
>Froome left by teammate Spaniard today.
>Thomas chokes always.
And so on.

>mma

uhh what?

>boxing
????

>darts
lol

>snooker
lol

>olympics
MUH PER CAPITA

>cycling
you mean the sport literally everyone roids in?

>motor racing
lol

>athletics
you mean like gymnastics or the olympics?

>cricket
poo in loo

>rugby
lol

>soccer

LOL

E
A
S
Y

>putting up cuck sheds in foreign lands is considered 'conquering'

Yeah, great ''''Empire'''' lmao

We can compete in most relevant sports

>in the only sport that matters, they btfo americans
wewlad

>>olympics
>MUH PER CAPITA
We won outright

which sport is that? divegrass? they literally cant even beat americans at the world cup

usa quite literally made it farther than they did last world cup

Which would that be, hue? Please don't say football because the results say otherwise.

ANAL SEX WITH KONTA

O yea but they are literally just good at that and nothing more
The standard is good you fucking waffle. They are clearly good, just look how they own the track

MMA: Bisping is literally the champ so at least they are good at MMA if not elite

Boxing: Don't be fucking stupid they are on fire in Boxing right now

The rest of your points: I guess you are one of those world star hiphop niggers I see?

LITERALLY

LITERALLY

LITERALLY

LITERALLY

YOU SOUND LIKE A CLOWN

>they literally cant even beat americans at the world cup
USA: zero (0) world cups

>we won outright he says as his fellow muslim brother posts a photo 2 posts above him saying otherwise

my sides

>not fucking her in her sweaty Konta

>muh 1960s

Coming up on 60 years since relevancy. Are England the Liverpool of international football?

Women's sport is irrelevant LeTisha

even your women are inferior, huh wouldve thunk it

Yes absolutely.

USA are the Leyton Orient

literally assblasted

>omg bro you dont consider snookers and darts sports? omg ur a fucking nigger lmao

kill yourself for real, might as well include esports on that list too

Your men are inferior

USA: zero (0) world cups

Has England ever beaten the United States head-to-head in the World Cup?

The answer is No.

Our men race against sharks
Your men cant brush their teeth

You just produce more masculine women, American men have less testosterone then their women, its hillarious.

>USA: zero (0) world cups

Um, the women won 3

t. The biggest cuck shedland of them all

Doesn't change the fact that your men lost to ours at the Olympics

and yet somehow more testosterone than yurocuck men as well kek

USA: zero (0) world cups

USA: zero (0) world cups

England isn't even in the Olympics

Scousers on holiday.

>says the island of cucks taking orders from said "cuckshed"
>muh sun never sets on the british empire
>literally lose it to poo in loos and frogs

oh god my sides

Once again American women outperforming American men..I see a pattern emerge. No wonder Trumps wife and daughter appear to do all the work. Sad

Quite embarrassing that you lost to a country that didn't even have their own official team then isn't it

Says the Britbong ruled by a woman (and puppet of Trump).

USA: zero (0) world cups

>everything is lol except american alternative sports

We have 4, actually.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_World_Cup

>Boris Johnson isn't the leader of the Tory party
>Jeremy Corbyn isn't long dicking the entire parliament

Interesting views there

Forget who your PM is, mate?

>only has 4 world cups at a sport only they play

Fucking hell thats more tragic then England only winning one footy world cup

Hmm let's see

Football world cup - check
Rugby world cup - check
Cricket world cup (t20) - check
Tour de France - check
Wimbledon - check
Every golf major - check
F1 world title - check
Ice hockey Olympic gold - check
Champions in nearly every boxing weight class - check
Darts world cup - check
Snooker world championship - check
3rd most successful Olympic nation despite vastly inferior population to countries above - check
A brit has won the superbowl - check

We're the GOATs lad

>americans literally have to invent sports and world cups to be world champions of anything
>other than obesity, of course

>sports
>snooker
>darts

really activate my almonds

We don't even play the sport and we still beat you

>Trump
>The overweight fake tanned 71 year old
>Who uses Twitter like a 14 year old girl
>With the vocabulary of an 8 year old
>The figurehead of your proud nation
>By choice

Quick yanky doodles tell us how many Grid Iron world cups you've won to save face

Woops, baseball world cup
check

If a Brit has won an NBA title we literally have a full house

Will americans ever recover?

>i consider snooker and darts sports

lets talk about csgo and starcraft as well shall we

Steve Bucknell might have won the NBA, not sure

What's wrong with Snooker and Darts you foreigners?

He didn't they won it the year before he went there...so just need Deng to go to Worriers and we conquer Amerifat sports

Sure. Make a thread about it on and we'll show you how USA sucks on both.

whats wrong with esports you faggot?

>Wales
>Iceland
>Costa Rica

Did you ever imagine the day these countries would be superior to Bongland in football?

You can't even beat the Netherlands at baseball so pipe down

I'm not talking about esports I'm asking about darts and snooker. You can tell that from when I said,
>What's wrong with Snooker and Darts you foreigners?

Wales is part of bongland. Why are americans so stupid?

Forgot the Strongest Man in History, Eddie

>br cuck so shit at every sport except one hes in here masturbating another country trying to feel superior

ahahahahahaha. br monkeys have never won anything in esports, neither have britcucks, or any non scandinavian yuro country. stick to your pathetic sport known as "light jog for 90 minutes"

>Wales is part of England
>both have their own national team

How's the British education working out for you?

>im not talking about esports, im talking about "sports" that require no physical activity at all except hand eye coordination

ok so we're talking about esports then

>a scratch team of Brits and Irish drew an away test series with the best team in the world
Think we're pretty good at rugby mate

>amerisharts now ranting about e-"sports"

lol

Brazil literally have though