Describe members of a band/group horribly

And other Anons have to guess:

I'll start:

>very intimidating man

>very influential hip hop producer

>LOL I died from AIDS

>no one cares

>No One cares

NWA.

Yeppers

that;s very nice picture

Alright here’s one.

>3 member group that actually had a unique sound and influence
>New member joins
>Hardcore selling out.

>dead
>wah pedal
>the table
>napster

>That picture
I've been there.
It's fucking exhausting dude, and tragic. It's not great at all, and it eats away at your own mental health too. I had to break up with her for my own good but I still love her

are girls like this real? serious answers only

Who the fuck would want a relationship like this

People (yes, both genders) with issues like that usually aren't that nice about it. The picture shows what a good day is like, but most of the time she'll be fighting/arguing, crying hysterically, blaming you for everything and even get physically abusive.

Really, don't let people with mental health issues get too close.

>small boye
>lanky angry man
>quiet classical boye
>WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

>tranny
>gay nonce
>porn actress
>that one normal guy
Metallica

>oh baby yeah baby yeah sweet baby
>sloppy guitarist
>Elder god-tier rhythms
>literally who but supposedly good as well

>almost got into that shit the other day
I knew it'd be a terrible idea and am happy I managed to just stay friends with her but I'm still angry about staying a nogf

>JESUS CHRIST I STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>the other dude nobody cares about

>Dead guy
>Bassist
>Butt Rock Vocalist

Easy mode
>Band leader
>Asian
>Chick
>Druggie

>neanderthal who can't sing but does anyway
>neanderthal who is comparatively more talented than the other one
>no one gives a shit about the rest

Crushing Oranges

Manics
Zep
Pumpkins

>i hit the drume ALOT
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>nobody really cares about me

Led Zep

Correct (Manics)

Hmm... Zeppelin?

Deceptively simple one:

>good musician
>bad musician

nirvana

Simon and Garfunkel

...White Stripes?

Is there any other Asian rock musician?

Correct

TG

>quit the band
>quit the band
>quit the band
>got arrested for throwing beer at christian protesters

Bonzo was a fucking legend, bruh

Correct

Death grips

>god who died and left the band to become shit
>nerdy keyboardist
>literally who
>literally who

Oasis

Deth grip

>mopey racist asshole that Brown people like for some reason

>"y'all mind if I invent indie"

>heroin junkie gets a little funky

>"ur getting sue"

>creative Mastermind
>Can play almost any instrument in the world
>Really good at the drums
>Brother of the multi-instrumentalist
>The other guy

>Zuluuuuu Nayshuuun
>Diabeetus
>le podcast jazz beats man
>literal who who cooks

Thirding this. I had to go to therapy to recover from that black hole of a relationship.

The White Stripes

cocaine lisp man
introverted drummer boy
hatbassman

the original lineup

>battered a rentboy
>dated the singer for a while
>token black guy
>nobody cares about the other dude

A Tribe Called Quest

>doesn't know how to sing but is still good
>has done more drugs than any other human but is still alive
>no one else in band matters except the one god-tier guitarist they had for a while

>sad singer
>the miracle twins
>the two other ones

Radiohead

RHCP?

yup

>most hero worshipped rock star since Lennon
>”Come on people now smile on your brother and everyone get together try to love one another right now”
>That guy who’s played in so many bands it’s hard to keep track
Easiest mode ever

Rolling Stones

yep

The Rolling Stones.

>cocaine goth
>rapey jew

>big guy
>you do stuff too I suppose

crystal castles

Nine Inch Nails?

Ye

Yes

The Smiths?

>hehe I’m so nerdy in my glasses and my “singing” is drowned out by bandmates
>hehe I bang on drums really loud
>hehe I strum guitar super loud
>hehe I play bass really loud

>screechy psychedelic guy
>chill psychedelic guy
>noisey psychedelic guy
>sometimes here sometimes not psychedelic guy

Not the OP but you are correct

Weezer

Yes

Weezer?

Yes

Weezer?

>autist
>autist's cute girlfriend
>a dyke
>some other guy pretending to play guitar

nirbaba

>SCREEEKZKZK animal welfare

Weezer?

All members in rock n roll hall of fame
>singer who wrote great political lyrics for his age
>main songwriter no one cares for
>stole his entire guitar rig
>100% image, 0% skill edgy heroin addict gf killer.
>the only member who remained on the same instrument for the history of the band, that no one cares for.

Morrissey?

Sex Pistols

apparently Jarobi chefs just down the street from me, or did under the earlier management. Ate there once before I knew, liked it but don't really remember.

2 letters off

Intercourse Guns

For the Pistols one, you are correct. No clue on Morrissey since I didn’t post that one

nirnana

>bald
>dork
>”I like mandolins”
>unibrow

So close. One letter off.

>pretentious hipster faggot who won't make another good album after this band
>pretentious hipster faggot who will write semi-decent material and produce some good albums
>high tier guitarist no-one talks about
>high-tier drummer no-one talks about
>bonus: I was employed to take up space, and will ruin the band's discography

from what i know morrisey doesn't sound like that

Soundgarden

R.E.M.?

REM

Sonic Youth

Correct. Maybe mandolins was too easy a giveaway.

Go home user your drunk

banana

shit i know it's foo fighters lmao sorry

Fuck it I’m done

been there. it's a fucking awful situation because you may love her but the relationship is still pretty draining and damages your mental health.

i miss her.

>talentless hack
>welsh
>woman drummer
>the other one

>UUUU
>guitarist that should've done more vocals desu, I liked his voice
>godlike synths
>"drummer" except on the last album when he actually did

>balding esoteric dude ride barney to the moon.

my ex never loved me this much when she was suicidal.

MBV?

>GOAT manlet metal vocalist
>literally who
>literally who
>literally who
>literally who

Velvet Underground