/heem/

Croat GOATs edition

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Whens the press conference?

Bisping = Pissping

youtube.com/watch?v=ktUGNEyW7To

It starts in >3 hours I guess.

HARDY WORK!!!

tappy

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>be me
>6'2" 250 lbs and jacked, no wrestling/fighting experience
>friend is stocky 5'9" 210 former DI wrestler
>asks if i want to wrestle
>i say "sure" thinking i could pin him easily because of my greater size and strength
>proceeds to meme on me for like 20 minutes straight

so this is the power of grappling.

still cannot get over conor going after the jewish exec. what a bloke

>6'2
>250
>Jacked
What gear are you on?

'2" 250 lbs and jacked
Damn what a stud

The best part is even Floyd laughed his ass off.

streamable.com/p8wx4

Wondering if I should pop on over to the presser, it's in my city today but I don't wanna wait 6 hours and be surrounded my mcgregor fans

you should pop over to the brooklyn bridge and take a leap off ye fookin yankee cunt

do you want to be part of history?

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I feel like today and tommorow are going to be kinda dull in comparison to yesterdays presser

EIRE

all the irish in new york will make this legendary

Probably unless they drop this shit format

take the scheduled time and add around an hour and you have time to spare

Whom is you're favorite FEMALE fighter? Be honest. No trolling Just answer truthfully.y

>irish
>new york
make your selection

unless they actually let the press/fans ask questions i dont see how it wont be the same shit again

Realistically how good are Crushed glass chin Reem's odds against Miocic?

Reem has always had a glass chin

He'd get stopped early again

>all the irish in new york

All the whitebois* pretending* to be irish

Why does the heavyweight division fights always seem like a dice roll on whose going to win? When is there just going to be a great heavyweight champion that defends his title 10 times in a row?

Well if he didnt go for the fucking guillotine last time he'd be champ right now, so pretty decent

Post your boys.

Primary boys:

>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>David Teymur

Secondary boys:

>Dominick Cruz
>Jason Knight
>Jacare Souza
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Tim Boetsch
>Misha Cirkunov
>Joe Duffy

Tertiary boys:

>Beneil Dariush
>Anthony Smith
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Jared Gordon
>Islam Makhachev
>Brian Kelleher
>Colby Covington
>Stipe Miocic
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jingliang Li
>Shane Burgos
>Drakkar Klose
>Belal Muhammad

Prospective boys:

>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>Vinc Pichel
>Gavin Tucker
>Naoki Inoue
>Dominick Reyes
>Thanh Le

Did people forget he dropped Miocic? He can easily win, I would still favor Miocic but it's not like Reem is completely outclassed.

Upcoming fights:

7/14: Bellator 181 - Campos vs Girtz 3
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/22: ACB 65 - Silva vs Agnaev
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament
8/1: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 4
8/5: ACB 66 - Young Eagles 20
8/5: UFC Fight Night 114 - Pettis vs Moreno
8/18: M1 Challenge - Battle in the Taiga
8/19: ACB 67 - Cooper vs Berkhamov
8/25: Bellator 182 - Koreshkov vs Njokuani
8/25: Glory 44 - Chicago
8/31: Invicta FC 25 - Kunitskaya vs Pa'aluhi
9/2: UFC Fight Night 115 - Struve vs Volkov

Previous thread:

News:

>Joe Rogan: Dana could have brain damage
mmamania.com/2017/7/13/15966090/joe-rogan-dana-white-brain-damage-susceptible-addiction-ufc

>Joe Duffy signs 7 fight contract with the UFC
mmafighting.com/2017/7/13/15964006/joseph-duffy-signs-seven-fight-deal-with-ufc

What is wrong with you?

list your favorite female fighters

We remember, it's just that he looked very Hesitant against Werdum and almost cost him the fight

Miocic is going to lay the pressure on him right away

If he tries that hands-down-chin-forward approach that he took to Bigfoot I can see him getting shadow-realmed in one.

But Reem is smart, I'm sure he would adapt his strategy for Stipe especially seeing how they've already faced each other before. I'd still give Stipe the edge but I wouldn't count out Reem entirely.

probably JJ but some of her charm seems to have gone to KK and been replaced by a Ronda-like brashness

He's autistic.

lol dana's the one with brain damage from taking shots to the head, not the guys his age who actually fought for a living lmao

It's hilarious how many posters here suffer from OCD, like the kind of OCD where people have to do trivial stuff like turn off the lights an even number of times or not step on the cracks in the road when they're walking. You, calendarsperg, coralsprings all elicit severe signs of OCD

God damnit, I always say Bigfoot instead of Wedum. I meant Werdum!

Why didn't Drake want to say Brendan's name on the newest Dana vlog?

kek

Intimidated by how much more dominant of a man Schaub is than him

We have him now. One more successful defense and he'll have more defenses than any other hw champ in history

Ive never understood it, like its fucking Sup Forums, there is no need to do shit like this.

Doubt

the calendar/picks guy admits he has OCD at least lol

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Based coralbro

New Dana vlog
youtu.be/rhVSS0xgIDA
youtu.be/rhVSS0xgIDA

>Type "Drake" into YouTube
>Listen to the 1st few ''''''''''songs''''''''' with a billion views
>People who think Brendan is talentless are somehow surprised he is successful

We're coming for you /heem/

>*slaps them at the same time*
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER WHAT?!

Based Conor, he's a good dude

>discussing who won the press conference
>predicting the """results""" of another press conference
>being excited about 2 clowns chimping out trying to sell wolf tickets for a fight that won't even be remotely close
>mfw

all his good songs get taken down from youtube cause he's jewish

do you think dana has a big ego?

that fight was hilarious:

DC: JDS always gets himself caught up against the cage. Why does he do that? I hope he doesn't do it in this fight.

*JDS not only gets himself up against the cage but LITERALLY GETS STUCK ON THE VERTICAL CAGE SUPPORT preventing any escape, giving Stipe the perfect opportunity to KO his sorry ass.*

DC: *shakes head* But why does he always do that?

Could Stipe take that left?

HARDY WORK!!!

For me it's Miriam Nakamoto.

>ywn be Dana white
>ywn get to stand with fighters at the biggest faceoffs
>ywn have front row seats and backstage access to every UFC event
>ywn be worth 9 figures

Name this fighter

>elicit
I think you mean exhibit, brainlet

Prime Cro Cop would clean out the current HW division

feels really bad man

"rawhide" Paige Harley

what is it with black people randomly breaking out into dance all the time

>lost to schaub
>used HGH

Who will you attach to after she loses?

What are his good songs?

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF

Hotline Bling is the only bearable one imo.

>Mark Coleman took a dive in Pride
>thinking Pride wouldn't fix shit to make Cro Can look like a threat
>fought WWE wrestler and a 0-0 Japanese pro wrestler at one point
>but he didn't do roids
>got caught by USADA in the end

For me, it's Brazil

Still mad old man cro cop destroy lawal?

youtube.com/watch?v=44KHUxEmBog

>Right leg; Hospital.
>Left leg; Cemetary.

If you like rap, then 5am in toronto, energy, tuscan leather and headlines are all good. His features on other peoples songs also are generally better than his actual songs

Will Schaub attack Pauly Malignaggi in a random fit of rage today?

Oh absolutely. 100%.

What was your favorite Pride poster?

>mfw somebody doesn't know about the angles

I can't watch anymore press conferences

Not the American ones that's for sure!

Lots to choose from

is the press fonference in 1 hour or 2?

2.5 i think

midnight (((start)))

AT LEAST two more hours

stipe clearly tapped

>not sure if /heem/ is more insufferable with transient fans acting like they care about MMA and boxing (lol) or with the usual spergs
I can't wait to watch le fake Irish fighter talk down to an old nigger! That's why I watch combat sports, for the fucking talking.

you're literally a meme, dive into the nearest trashcan, your garbage

The extent to which Pride shits on the UFC's production value is pretty amazing. They're still using that same cheeseball Casio keyboard music from 12 years ago during the tale of the tape.

Wonder if she'd rek me in gi.
I rolled with some girls and they seem weak as shit. I'm a white belt.

Wandy so different back in 03

that was one of the others i was going to post.
combat sports don't generally do good posters but when they do they hit it out of the park

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>0:52

It's time to talk about Dana's overt racism

Real motherfuckin Gs by Eazy E is my favorite rap song, will I like any of Drake's stuff ?

jeezus he was on all the steroids back then, eh
i bet you Pride even let him take creatine

I like this one too even though it's kind of out there. Some of their posters got kinda wacky