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Felicity edition

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big, thick uncut cocks

>Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city
>Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
>Very proud of his middling success and jumps to put down others for their perceived failures
>Very concerned with what sort of car he drives
>Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
>Wears polyester suits to nightclubs
>Has an extreme short back and sides haircut.
>Uses hair products
>Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
>Has a matching sofa set
>Owns a games console
>Owns a set of champagne flutes
>Once considered buying a motorised tie rack
>Eats turkey at Christmas
>Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'
>Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly. Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
>Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive

hahah, amazing
hahah, amazing

the zu

>tfw when no Franco-Anglo Dual-Monarchy

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karen

>two for one executive order
wtf i love xamppf now

>monarchy

just told this thick yank simp he was a good kisser and he believed me haha
got him right where i want him

is there a cute boy version of this?

what should i watch then me laddos? hypernormalisation was alri, apart from the constant bombardment of imagery, a lot of which was only vaguely related at best. content was top notch, though, do rate.

so what will it be? roll the dice, have a punt. i'll post a review of whatever i watch shortly after.

your posts are irrelevant to /brit/ if you don't post toot

and where is that exactly?

Why is Charls so cute

youtube.com/watch?v=dBJc5WYSbvM

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babestation

Why is England so shit ?

Also

Me on the right

Why are frogs so rude

POST IT

Why do Anglos have no back bones ?

what's that? you're 15?
quickdraw shall be hearing about this

pure

youtube.com/watch?v=LTdV8Qw1jkQ

her FOREHEAD AHAHAHAHA

Wish tigerr benson did more stuff

anime

i'm acting chaddish towards this really hot 1/4 black girl at my work and idk why. yesterday when i heards he used to model i told her she looked the type and she got a bit embarrassed and laughed. i think it's something to do with her being part black but idk what

need to see karen having a wee

i respect this post

Post your cunts equivalent to this

>he used to model
hmmmm, what a slip of the tongue

How in the blue hell are the grandparents the same age as me, they look as old or even older than my parents in their early 50s.

i obviously put the space in the wrong spot you benign colt

are these northerners or southerners?

chavs are the same no matter where they're from

Northern obviously

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welsh apparently

>Northern obviously
welsh actually, you fucking cunt

not sure why this is so funny to me

Why are extremists so fucking shit nowadays

boring posts

people in general are mediocre these days

>Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city
I don't have a mortgage
>Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
Nothing wrong with this

>Very proud of his middling success and jumps to put down others for their perceived failures
No I don't

>Very concerned with what sort of car he drives
Don't drive

>Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
I shop at marks and Spencer's

>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
Don't read anymore much except for studying

>Wears polyester suits to nightclubs
Nope

>Has an extreme short back and sides haircut.
It's easy maintenance
>Uses hair products
Nope

>Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
Dont

>Has a matching sofa set
Heirloom

>Owns a games console
No

>Owns a set of champagne flutes
They're crystal and they're heirloom but I don't drink

>Once considered buying a motorised tie rack
Nope

>Eats turkey at Christmas
I usually prefer duck or pheasant or partridge
>Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
Don't have sky, only watch channel 4 and sister channels

>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'
Don't

>Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly. Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
Didn't

>Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive
Don't

know a canadian who looks like the lass in the pink snowshoes
has she got some inuit her or something? is this what canadian mongrels look like?

Still can't quite believe Donald Trump is the leader of the free world

There isn't really a British equivalent but imagine if a combination of Richard Branson, Jeremy Clarkson, and Noel Edmonds was prime minister

think i might have just cucked myself

dont care

alright get your dick out

/comfy/

Stop calling it the free world, Europe is the free world not America

>Stop calling it the free world, Europe is the free world not America

'ri

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lol

think i might make a collection of dating tips and post here, y/n?
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@77109105
Pic doesnt seem related

how new are you?

>free world
>arrested for collecting rainwater
lmao

Havin a read

Europe is the old world thats worn down. It really needs a radical renovation like throwing all the trash out that accumulated over the last 75 years

Why do frogs have their book spine titles upside down?

Downstairs flat is emanating of shite again

[Freedom intensives]
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uh hello

does he mention when he blew up the french fleet

>Englaland is an mægþ þe is se dæl þæs Geanedan Cynerices. Hit norþ ligeþ ymb Scottwara land and ymb Walewara land west and þus hit hafaþ land-gemære mid Scottwara lande and mid Walewara lande. Hit ligeþ on westan-norþan Europe. Sæs þe þæt Englaland utanymblian sind be-westannorþan se Irisc Sæ and be-westansuþan se Celtlic Sæ.
wish we still spoke like this desu

Good times, those.

Probably, havent gotten there yet

>he doesn't live in a mansion

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wish anglos still spoke french

we never spoke french

the norman ruling class spoke french

Same. I wish we spoke a romance language. Germanic languages are nasty.

>the 5 of us
more like the 6 of us

love old english

Your nobles did until the 20th century

read my post again you cretin

Nobody spoke french here during the napoleonic wars mate

wish you could post toot

Hola Beto mi amigo

Your nobles remained Normans until the 20th century ?

romance languages are complete shite
all the men sound like poofs and all women sound like shrews

our nobles didn't speak french in the 20th century and our nobles aren't anglo to begin with

you tell me this accent isn't dick-melting
youtube.com/watch?v=LWhQt6rgMtY

>Germanic languages are nasty.

There was a period between the collapse of the Western Roman Empire and the Anglo-Saxon invasions when Britain was a Romance country.

It probably would have developed like French, Spanish and Italian, but Germanic refugees kind of ruined that.

you aren't cool enough to be anglo

admittedly french is the best romance language and it can sound alright on some women
all the men sound like complete benders tho

can't sleep lads

That's Parisian French. French Canadians sound like pig farmers.

The Slovakian poster likes to post trannies

Having a row with a dumb yank who think its impossible for me to lose 6kg of fat in a week.

>be american
>be brown

thats a lot of weight

Why is it impossible to you to post toot

my names blurry face and i care what you think

Fuck off cunt

Wish England was still Catholic.
Blows my mind to think that pre-Reformation England was one of the most Catholic places in the world. England didn't have notable populations of heretics like Cathars or even Jews like places on the continent did.

I was 125kg, im now at 110 and decreasing, and he cant admit that losing weight is managable since hes a lazy fatfuck with no discipline