/asean/ thread

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Fuck Flips

but user, they have the best girl (male)

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> boi

> girl
> driving

Isn't this common sense or something?

I hate fucktards who fap to trap and think they're not gay lol.

gib viet qts then. Make ASEAN straight again

What does /asean/ think of him?

Childhood idol. I watched Spiderman cartoons when i was a kid.

prolly the only marvel hero that doesn't kill

vvho dose

hey guys

How should we fix our tagalog problem /asean/?

genocide

nuke the filipinas

No genocide

We filipinos are very kind to these tagalogs

hi guys

>t. tagalog

How should we fix our Bisayan problem /asean/?

Boris here. She said yes.
I love you, good people of /asean/. We all are going to make it.

who?

Did you do sex to her(him) yet?

appreantly there are chink and russian hackers

copypasting pro dutdutshill mantra on other websites
ala pro trump

even though its not relevant to the topic

some pervy sexpat hits on your little sister
what do you do?

good for her

>TFW only butthurt nigger bisayaball is the active poster and Mami is only decent one left

Make them work. if they don't, just consider them as criminals
Hello random user :3
BOI YOU DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Give them something to WE WUZ about to instill pride, arts, food, culture, artefacts, ancient ruins, traditional dress etc.
Make every monday a day where everyone wears traditional regional clothing and carry replica kampilan.
If there is not enough just "assimilate" a bit from the surrounding.

good job cyka
have a happy marriage
are you diaspora?

Your thoughts on the killing of Vietnamese sailors by Abu Sayyaf recently? The government did nothing to stop, and I feel sorry that they didn't get informed earlier nor had they seriously paid attention to it. This implies the government's failure and it saddens me that negative events are rarely covered in state media.

People die

Pirates gonna pirate, pay them and they gonna buy drugs and weapons for more kidnapping. Especially notorious ones like Abu Sayyaf are better off carpet bombed along with the hostages.

Au Natural

Disgusting

I have more.

WTF Singapore

Southern Philippines is a hell hole and deserves to be depopulated. The locals hide behind the Independence movement as cover for outright piracy and banditry. I'm a Muslim but I say kill em all.

You see, the have a very small population and uhhh... inbreeding? Chances they fuck their own cousins without knowing a damn.

The local news says most of them are PR from overseas.

this cinta cucu anak adam girl has visible moustache Lol

The red pill about Mindanao is that it needs to be carpet bombed to oblivion along with its Muslim population.

Kidnapping in Mindanao is a lucrative business that benefits terrorist groups like the ASG and corrupt gubmint officials from both the local gubmint, bolice and even military.

If our military wanted to they can invite the rest of non-batshit crazy /asean/ to genocide terrorists but they prefer to just cull their population to a """manageable""" number.

Newspapers here have plastered multiple times about how Indonesia and the United States would want to get military experience in Mindanao by launching a campaign but our military would just politely refuse them and take matters into their own hands.

It's pretty controversial to have other countries' militaries fighting here and basically fighting our own fight.

kok ngantuk ya
hehehe

>Indonesia and the United States would want to get military experience in Mindanao
>but our military would just politely refuse them and take matters into their own hands.

they actually have but its not a "'boots on the ground'" type of campaign or aid, even Australia and Vietnam , Japan
also
Murica is taking us over, we are muricas puppet huuur durr type of rhetoric
and thisespecially after the Senate, Glora and Erap decided to shut down the bases

Huammmm,
Just finished my siesta, it's time for my afternoon snack.
Inyong kencot.

Roll

hot

Your new best buddy Xi Jinping didn't gib freebies?

>colonized by America
American influence, not even once.

>damage control

>3rd victim to die from rabies in Sarawak
Shiieet its an outbreak. We are doomed ini semua salah Najib.

>You wouldn't wish this on your own enemies.
Being a Tagalog is truly suffering for being a degenerate they are

>You wouldn't wish this on your own enemies.
Being a Bisaya is truly suffering for being a degenerate whores they are

/asean/ was a mistake.

So is the political union itself. The member states, when unified have political systems that don't blend together.

Regionalism was a mistake.

ughh bisaya butthurt nigger hour is back

Is it me or was Bisaya banter and anti-Bisaya banter simply not a thing before Dutdut?

>/asean/

does anyone have the suicide video of that cebuana?

Coincidence I think not?

I think its more of the the anti tagalog/Manila one
it came during the election season pro dutdut shilling started

its part of "Muh Davao is liek Singapura"

this

Are the usual suspects defending Imee?

>"Muh Davao is liek Singapura"
LKY must be rolling in his grave (or is it columbarium?)

After long absence /pinoy/ finally make its comeback and none rejoiced.

yay

Missed us?

I'd mold his boipucci to the shape of my dick

Tbh senpai

Poverty leads to strongman cult of personality rule.

At least the AFP is still intact.

Given that cult of personality I'm scared what would happen when he croaks. For all we know they could easily preserve his body and put it on display in Davao, and they'd be completely fine with that.

>pic
WTF lmao
It looks even worse than my >pic
Bisaya people's got such round face and a big forehead.

Will Duterte make animu real?

Kinda, we are dead past midnight now.
Did you guys clear Marawi yet?

On the contrary, Bebot wants to extend martial law until 2022, a proposal so absurd even the military and other Dutdut allies are against it.

And those threads were so much better without us too

What a shame

Is our drainage system shit or do other countries's road also have puddles after a rain?

Depends on the country. When I went to Bali there were some puddles but then again that's not really the capital so it's understandable that the infrastructure there is inferior to the capital's. Apparently KL used to flood a lot, which is why the SMART tunnel was built.

I mean, is it the negrito blood? or do most Bisayans really have that roundish kind of face? Just curious. I mean compare it to an average Tagalog, which has got a much more boxy kind of face. I doubt it's the Spanish blood.

>extend martial law until 2022
Really silly when he can just tok tok bang bang suspected supporters and financier.
Yes on roads frequently used by heavy trucks but otherwise the monsoon drains take care of it.

...

Is it because OP, make a decent thread ?

It's worse in Jakarta, where flooding is ordinary occurrence. Even the presidential palace was flooded sometimes.

Potluck tomorrow, don't have to put out money yay

It does not matter, heads will roll whether he dies or not.

The international community aka (((them))) won't allow El Jefe's antics go unpunished.

heya
how is indonesia

fucking hell i cant stop farting buds

same here

Success breeds jealousy.

You'll soon be one of the antis though, or already an anti-bisaya.

>cebu.gov(.ph)/news/underground-train-included-mcia-second-runway-project/
>2030
>tfw I'd be dead by that time already

Nothing's new, Jake.

Who is this?

my name is nick actually
g-dspeed

It's synonymous with "prick."

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post choons
TAKE THAT BACK WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU

wtf I know this guy

next happening is moving capital
we're doing it again from zero :3

Do you have a little prick, Nick?
Chick won't pick Nick's stick and lick his tiny prick.

wtf why are you moving the capital?
whats wrong with jakarta
nah its decent sized
girls dont like me though

Ain't gonna happen, it costs too much.

Somewhere in Kalimantan (Borneo), Jakarta's gonna drown soon.

wtf no i know people in jakarta
are they gonna be ok?

Ahok told us to build a seawall but we don't listen.

Nah, they aren't going to go full old testament and drown in a single night. It's just that Jakarta is a lost cause; flooding, crowded, abysmal infrastructure, etc. That's what happen when you combine governmental capital with commerce capital.

So yes they are fine.

B-but m-muh floating city...