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Need to start writing my novel soon

in reddit... things happen

slip inside the eye of your mind

I don't believe in organised religion. I think it's just a story made up by department stores to sell you holiday trinkets.

anyone had to sign something for an employer that says you're not a journalist who will blow the lid on their business practices? makes me feel powerful even though they hold all the cards by being able to fire and sue the shit out of me if I step out of line

is this a stolen gimmick from /lat/ or did /lat/ steal it from /brit/?

3rd eye just burst open

can't believe there are unemployed people under the age of 60 out there, mental

just got home from greggs, a pack of pakis called me a gay cunt

Fresh off the boat from reddit kid? heh, I was once like you, but let me tell you something, it ain't all rainbows and sunshine here kiddo, this is Sup Forums, we're a different breed, there's no upvotes and karma here boyo, you better get used to that, nobody's gonna coddle you for making the latest "gimmique" or whatever you want to call it, this is /brit/, not some poncy playground, now shape up or fuck off back to whichever sub you crawled out of

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Sounds like you should blow the lid off of whatever shithole you work for.

The only confidentiality shit in my job since I work at a courthouse is don't talk to the media. Not because the courthouse is raping chickens, but because my opinion is totally irrelevant and there management are the relevant people for anything media related.

Been living of my grandpappys inheritance for 3 years now
No idea what to do when it runs out

howling at the protective mesh screen

that sounds dodgy

my inheritance was only $10k when the old man kicked the bucket, but he split it up between 3 branches of family

wait for your other one to die

alri gramps

What's your favourite Amerisquare?
Mine is Nebraska

pretty sure it's a fairly standard contract a lot of employees sign, just means don't step out of line and keep your head down

if you receive enough money to sustain yourself for 3 years the first thing you do with it is turn it into more money

alri dad

think you'd better stop posting or the men in black are going to kick down your door and whisk you away to the corporate re-education camp

I work in a bar and I've signed nowt

Omaha is actually an alright place

timestamp or fuck off

Yeah I got it in my savings account

that's because you're a pathetic manual labourer with not an once of real responsibility

terrible edition, hate to be that guy but i gotta be honest

pfffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthhahahahahahaha

ah yes

runts

Mum, are you there?

yeah

moooot

Had to stand behind 3 women in a queue at the shops today, each one decided to spend an extra 30 seconds making chit chat and another 30 seconds fumbling with their purse.

Fuming, why can't they just slap the money down and go like blokes.

What do you do?

yeah

administrative services, formerly known as paper pushing and death by boredom

I EDITED IT LOOK AT IT

was racist in hampsons and got a standing ovation

Ahh yes, so much responsibility. What a proud worker bee you are.

I'd rather be a bartender lmao

Two mums, I'm the luckiest boy alive.

᛫ ᛗᚪᛃᛏ ᛫ ᛈᛚᛖ ᛫ ᚹᛁᚦ ᛫ ᛗᚪᛃ ᛫ ᚹᛁᛚᛁ ᛫

Being short is an advantage in strength sports, bodybuilding, pole vaulting, and wrestling

It popped up in /lat/ first.

since when did Sup Forums become Sup Forums v2.0

@metpoliceuk
this is NOT okay

fuck off reddit

since jesus
youtube.com/watch?v=YfF07HybVs4

of what exactly?

I am a much nicer, more energetic, and more sociable person after a glass and a half of wine lads.

how the fuck do i get somebody to buy me alcohol if i dont have any friends? the one "friend" i asked to arrange a straw purchase kept steering it knowingly to a social outing when it was very clear i wanted to drink alone.

Love feet
Simple as

bender

I bet it was beto who brought it here
a while ago
it's Sup Forums with capeshit. I still occasionally visit though

Just go drink with your mate, weirdo

don't care

Plymouth is actually an alright place

More like a bottle!!! ROFL

third eye status: open

my mate is an obese degenerate

>:^)

would let her sit on my face while she whines about the patriarchy and shit

>can't buy alcohol at 18
The absolute STATES of America

>gf is being mental again

Honestly thinking of binning the cunt now. This has happened too much.

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well you should get along then per your flag

my third eye is closed shut because I'm not a bender

black people seem to be permanently coated in this smelly acidic grease and if not then they seem to be drying up like the ash people from morrowind

Would love if she took a massive dump on my chest

good lad

got called pensionless in bhs

imagine unironically living in a country where you're treated like a child before the age of 21

Smile when i think of all those blacks in Scandinavia who have to take Vitamin D pills or they'll literally die

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>be american
>be brown

smile to think of all those yanks everywhere that need to take insulin shots or theyll literally die

...

I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.

Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.

ye dunno what that's about

wonder how they managed before it was introduced

oldie but a goodie

alri year 10 dropout

Can you tell the difference between people who are mixed race and people who are middle Eastern?
Like it's kinda the same skin colour right?

> inheritance
I hate everyone who gets gets something from their family. My family are immigrants with no money, and I have 9 siblings. If anything, my family have taken shit from me.

Life is fucking unfair.

>f-fuck off Sup Forums
ah yes, the reddit invasion

rasheed

hah

Want to go back to school to get a career but can't be arsed going through the rigmarole of memorising tonnes of useless information for 4 years and completely loads of papers that mean absolutely nothing

get your shit together dad

what is it, vaseline or something?

I visited the UK once and ended up shagging ur nan outside a pub in Grimsy. 5/7 would do it again

flies in the vaseline we are

Imagine this blowing out the whale-like nostrils of a yank in his nasal twang

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Nans dead

I did year 12 again last year (final educational thing before uni) after fucking off for 3 years and working as a wageslave going nowhere in life, now I'm 20

would recommend doing it earlier rather than later and that even applies to uni

imagine unironically living in a country that lost a war to a flock of birds