We have a new member of the JUSTice league

We have a new member of the JUSTice league

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add him to the list

>not signing a pre-nup
It's quite easy to justify this.
>I used to have a life before you, as you did also. So those materialist things are from the past. After our marriage, we will have a new life together, and those will be from the two of us.
If see says no, she's clearly after your money.

>Amal
>Jamal

Where's your stuntman now, Georgie?

>wife is a lawyer
Oh yeah this nigga is bout to get JUSTed

never thought Clooney would be stupid enough to marry a woman without a pre-nup

Amal must be a serious succubus

Clooney is gay. You would think a gay man would have some foresight and get a prenup. I understand heterosexuals like us because the pussy is a powerful mind bending organ but gay men like Clooney should really know better

>i posted it again!!
>indo-asian news service

I'm sure they totally know!

...

ahahahaa. fuck that guy.

>pre-nup

They mean jackshit by the way

he's a bender

>getting married when you're rich
>getting married in 2016
>getting married

George Cuckney made his bed, now his wife is getting fucked in it

the JUST waits for no man

>$300million

>George, we need you to come in

who is he btw

isn't this guy in your pic actually very wealthy and successful dentist?

a dentist from Ohio

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He's fucking retarded with women. He'll probably marry some other lucky bitch like 6 months after the divorce.

>2016
>getting married

He just wants to be with Brad :(

Did he learn NOTHING from the movie where he played a divorce lawyer?!

holy fuck that's his real hair?! why

newfags leave

Who wouldn't?

maybe if you have a shit lawyer

>Trusting women
>or the institution of marriage
his own fault. and to all the people talking about pre-nups, over 50% are thrown out nationwide, and in califorina some judges won't even begin to entertain the notion you deserve one.

even if you really don't have any money, don't get married. well, if you're female, go nuts, the system works for you. But as a man, if you get married today in this climate, you're actually stupid.

>maybe if you have a shit judge

Fix'd

Theirs was a publicity marriage anyway.

Why is it so difficult for these hollywood elite types to admit that they're gay?

Then why does she want all his money?

>tom "3 strikes i'm out" Cruise

Should've stuck with Kidman, that was the best bitch he ever had

Probably because he's over the hill and quickly becoming irrelevant.

pre nups aren't worth the paper they're wrote on in most of the world, in Italy, where they presumably got married it's worth jack shit

JUST

FUCK

MY

SHIT

Why doesn't he just marry a dude?

Even if they get divorced, he won't have to pay alimony.

UP

>Be Tom Cruise
>one of the last actual box office superstars
>staying with some old hag

He could go out right now and start banging 20yr olds if he wanted and no one would care. Why the fuck would he get stuck with past her prime Kidman?

Why 300 million though?
Do they even have kids together?
Marriage is such a huge gamble, it's not even funny anymore

Add him to the stumped list.

The Trump Curse is real

Is this going to break him and he will start making movies again? 300 million is quite a bit

>He will be forced to stop making librul shitkinó and has to come up with Ocean's 14 to 16 instead
brhahahahahah

>2000 + 17 - 1 month
>marriage

>criticize Trump
>laugh hysterically on camera at the idea of Trump becoming President
>shill for rapefugees
>rapefugees overrun Lake Como where his villa is
>Trump becomes President
>about to get Amal raped in divorce court
I have to say, he has my earnest appreciation, because we couldn't have done it without his noble sacrifice to Kek.

leo with 10 top models at the beach.jpeg

I don't know man she's still pretty sexy now and this webm proves she's still a semen demon .

Plus of all his marriages they seem like the one that clicked.

>be tom cruise
>fuck a prime nicole kidman
>realize she's not mother material
>dump her aside when she ages
>pick up prime hottie katie holmes
>fuck her till she's aged
>have a kid with her
>leave her right as she starts looking ugly as fuck
>allow Jamie Foxx to step in for you
>tfw Based Cruise has a black man raising his kid for him
>tfw Based Cruise is single now, fucking whoever he wants, still making box office magic

whitewashed at the finest

that's what he gets for being a degenerate anti trump hollywood liberal elitist

>>fuck a prime nicole kidman

He didn't fuck shit. he is a hardcore homo and kidman was a beard

that video where some papparazi tells Clooney that Brad and Angelina are getting a divorce and Clooney's totally blindsided by it is so sad man

I hope him and Brad are still bros

So how long has she been with him and how many children do they have together?

Brad is applying for the JUST league himself with the Jolie divorce I think. Huge alimony, anger management or some shit, cant see his kids freely. The last part might be unJUST tho.

>Gets to fuck all the twinks in Hollywood
How can one man be so based?

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AM'A MAAAAN OF CONSTANT SORROOOOOOOOOW

JUUUUUUUUST FUUUUUUUUCK MY SHIT UUUP


FOOOOOOR SIX LONG YEARS I'VE BEEN MARRIED BUT I DID NOT SIGN A PRENUB

Wrong! My friend is a divorce lawyer and said that it's usually determined by who has the most money. He also said that gay marriage was pushed so hard the last couple of years was due to the family court systems lobbying so they can keep the money train going because straight men aren't participating anymore.

>Then why does she want all his money?
>she

You didn't think real hard before asking that question, did you?

don't forget how Hawkeye fucked up with his baby mama

that aint his biological kid

How the fuck would you know?

CROWN HIM, LADS

my russian hacker buddies said its Josh Hartnett

He should have stayed unmarried. He did so well for so long. Why did he fall for the vaginal jew?

>marrying a career woman
>a fucking lawyer at that
>marriage at all

Even rich men make dumb mistakes

>tfw I know Clooney's extended family
>they are devastated by this

Kek

Societal pressure to get him on the plantation (shackled to a woman)

add him to the list m8s

>JUSTice league

Heh, made me kek

JUST

Did they think it wouldn't happen?

Nah, it all comes down to the judge. You can have an incredible lawyer that costs hundreds of thousands of dollars but he won't matter if the judge decides to throw away the prenup. America's divorce court is really fucked up.

Now with his wife out of the picture, he can finally house all those refugees in his Lake Como mansion he always talks about.

>Trump will not be president
>My wife will not divorce me
>I'll never have to file for bankruptcy
>I'll never have to dumpster dive for scraps of food

Right? He was Hollywood's most eligible bachelor for years. He rose from TV sitcom boss on Roseanne to making his own movies. He was always so careful.

Wonder how long till some of Sinatra's goons catch wind and off hix ex-wife.

>marries old hag who cant even have kids anymore
>goes full retard with "refugees" alienating europeans
>goes full retard leftist with trump alienating burgers

maybe he still has a career chance in asia

you will die screaming in pain like everybody else in the end

Is this another tally towards the Trump curse?

PIC RELATED

>All the virgins in this thread

It's okay, you'll find love one day and grow out of your woman hating phase.

I counter your bait with a candid pic of you

it's not like the guy who took that pic is any less of a faggot than the subject of it

T O A S TY
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who hurt you?

>Live with a women for a while
>split up
>she takes half of YOUR stuff

How does this make any sense ?

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>the pussy is a powerful mind bending organ

you think the bunghole can't be every bit as vexing?

She's entitled to it because vagina.

>But as a man, if you get married today in this climate, you're actually stupid.

>no argument
>having to resort to shaming language

Tell me why any man should support such a one-sided institution. What does he gain?

A partner? If it was simply about money you parents would have aborted you like the shitstain you are

You can be a couple without inviting the government into your relationship. I'll ask again: What does the man get out of marriage that he already doesn't receive?

Given that he has quite a lot of money, why doesn't he, and every other man that finds himself in this situation, just hire someone to kill her?

Kids.

Because 1st degree murder is a crime punishable by life in jail or death. The police is going to get suspicious if the wife that's about to divorce you mysteriously dies.

>I get scared when i see these images because my own marriage is a waste

Its okay user. Divorce is normal.