Should singles be allowed in movie theaters?

Should singles be allowed in movie theaters?

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maybe but check out these dubs

Isn't that just the usher seat

i see plenty of people who go to the movies alone

stop being so fucking insecure. nobody in the audience cares whether you're alone or not.

No.

They are almost certainly sexual predators/murderers and are up to no good.

should gangs of people be allowed in movie theaters?

should niggers be allowed in movie theaters?

Movie theaters should be banned.

Thanks for saving me a seat

should singles be allowed in libraries? reading a book alone is so weird.

I once saw a beta (prob a 4channer) with a laptop come to an independent cinema to see the new woody allen flick and he left 45 minutes in, lmao

>nobody in the audience cares whether you're alone or not.

Don't listen to this fellow loners. They say things like this just to lure you in for embarrassment and humiliation. It's just a lie just like what they say about going to the gym.

To expand on this, if you ever see a single white male in the theater by themselves you should report them to the usher. Also best to throw in an accusation of threatening or sexual language to make sure they get their pathetic asses kicked out.

Better to be safe than sorry.

should crabs legs be allowed in movie theaters?

Is it legal to wear sound cancelling headphones and read a book during the duration of the movie?
I feel like it would be super comfy and I would get to hide from my friends and family for 2 hours

illegal in the EU, not sure about US. If they catch you get shot on sight.

>i go to the movies to "socialize"

should indians be allowed in movie theaters?

My theater has singles night one a month where they do a double matinee of The Anvil Hoarder and The Dark Knight Rises.

Can confirm. Went to the movies by myself and the rest of the theater crows encircled me, a few of them grabbed my arms and legs while others tore away all my clothes and a big scary black fella raped me. They all cheered and laughed until the police arrived and arrested me for going there alone.

lucky you

>want to see a flick
>go to the local cinema at the mall
>go to buy the ticket
>"umm... sir, we only sell tickets for pairs"
>"uhhh... what the fuck? oh hell, whatever, just give me two tickets then"
>walk in
>see all those people in line for popcorn and soda
>"fuck that, straight to my seat!"
>the security guard stops me
>"uhhh, sir, you need to get at least a medium popcorn and soda if you want in"
>"you're fucking kidding, right!? fuck this, I have no fucking choice"
>stand in that retarded line for 15 minutes
>have everything, approach the guard again
>"all right, seems you have everything... hold on sir, where is your pair?"
>"I, uhhh... she's late, she'll be here in about 20 minutes..."
>"well uh, I'm not supposed to let you in without your pair but... you look like a decent guy, I doubt you're lying"
>"h-heh..."
>"anyway... if she doesn't show up in 30 minutes tops, I will go to your seat and remove you from the premise, just so you know"
>"o-okay"
>"alright, here you go sir, go to the penis inspection room on the right and after you're done, one of the employees will escort you to your seat, enjoy!"

what the fuck, america?

No

>The National Association of Theatre Owners distributed checklists from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security to its members and said in a July 21 statement that members were "working closely with local law enforcement agencies and reviewing security procedures."[153][154] AMC Theatres announced it would "not allow any guests into our theatres in costumes that make other guests feel uncomfortable and we will not permit face-covering masks or fake weapons inside our buildings."[155] Security Director News raised the possibility in a July 23 article that "the massacre could be a Virginia Tech for movie theaters, causing security to become a bigger part of the conversation and more stringent security procedures to be adopted at theaters across the country." Several theaters subsequently held tighter security on allowing unaccompanied singles to see films.[156]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Aurora_shooting#Responses_to_the_shooting

sounded legit until penis inspection, nice troll!!

Yes. I'm not there to get lovely-dovey with a stranger. I am there to watch a movie without distractions.

>nobody in the audience cares whether you're alone or not.
at least not in a fashion audible to you

>tfw when the theater seating is full so you have to stand by the door

At least you can get out quickly as soon as the doors unlock

In my state they outlawed this last year, i'm just glad the federal gov't is leaving it up to the states to decide.

We will see if Don changes anything but since he hates single people hopefully he puts it into federal level

>that paranoia

trust me on this, your self absorbed faggotry doesnt mean everyone is looking at you.

I hate going to the movies alone. Went to see Interstellar alone since all my friends were busy. Felt like everyone was staring at me the whole time, the couple next to me moved to other seats so they didn't have to be so close to me. Also the movie sucked.

Yes. If nothing else, they're not being a distraction by talking to someone else.

Should singles be allowed in stores? Shopping alone is so weird.

>tfw the cinema showers are broken again
>tfw the cinema imam makes up recite the shahada before the movie starts and half way into the flick interrupts it for another prayer

I hate living in bongistan

What would the point be to go with others? You can't speak to eachother, only share the food, if allowed.

Is this going to the cinema is bad just an American meme? I've gone countless of times to cinema alone and NEVER got any bad looks by anyone. In fact, I even saw some other guys alone too. There was one time where nobody went to see this movie (forgot what movie it was but whatever) and it was only me and this guy, he talked to me at one point and we eventually became friends. I go to the cinema a LOT, alone, with friends, it doesn't matter. I enjoy going to it. I don't get it, why the fuck do you Americans make a big deal out of it?

*going to the cinema alone
Also can someone why are there actual no singles policies? Are they afraid they're going to shoot up the place or something?

lol

Do americunt theaters really have single-shaming seats?

WHY do you even go to cinemas?

For me it seems like such a hassle:
>have to wear socially acceptable clothes
>you have to actually get to the cinema
>stand in line for tickets
>finding a seat
˃other people
>can't pause or adjust volume to your liking
>kids crying/making noise
>can only eat what you can buy from the concession stand
>can't lay down like in a sofa
>

ushers get to watch the movie for free?

I thought that was a skinny guy in a seat outfit waiting for women to sit on him

That's the least they should get for having to deal with single-goers

its just a meme

why would you read a book in the dark ?
just go to a café or something

>>have to wear socially acceptable clothes
Not a problem if you're not autistic, I have no "not socially acceptable" clothes. Do you usually dress in MLP themed clothes or something?
>>you have to actually get to the cinema
I like getting out of my house.
>>stand in line for tickets
Arguably yes, it can be annoying. But for me it's part of the experience.
>>finding a seat
Won't take you more than 1 minute.
>>can't pause or adjust volume to your liking
That's part of the experience.
>>kids crying/making noise
Unless you go to kids movies all the time this rarely happens.
>>can only eat what you can buy from the concession stand
I usually eat after the movie but yeah that's annoying. I can sneak in food sometimes though.
>>can't lay down like in a sofa
Don't really care that much about it.
I feel like you either like going to cinemas or you don't. I love the experience. I love seeing all kinds of different people all around me and having an excuse to get off my ass and go outside. Also watching a movie on a big ass screen is amazing. Sure, may not be as comfy as watching Netflix in your bed but I love the entire experience of going to watch a film.

Is this bait? Fuck out of here, Chad

>not an autist introvert
>automatically get called Chad
Fuck off to /r9k/, you think Chad goes alone to the cinema, let alone goes there other than to watch some shit horror movie with Stacy?

Get out normie scum

*whips out a pistol and puts it against your cranium* now listen here motherf*cker...

>at least not in a fashion audible to you

No. They don't care at all. You don't exist to them, in the same way random people walking down the street don't exist to you. You're just a decoration in their solipsistic little world.

Nobody cares. Do whatever the fuck you want in life, and as long as you're not fucking shit up for someone else, nobody will ever give even a fraction of a shit about anything you do.

Stop being so fucking autisic. Go look in the mirror and slap yourself across the face right now. Do it.