Hello user I'm late for the Donald Trump rally! Would you be so kind as to help push me?

>Hello user I'm late for the Donald Trump rally! Would you be so kind as to help push me?

How do you respond?

Of course, dear!

I'd help her get a first class ticket on the Trump Train and she wouldn't miss a second of the rally.

M'lady

"Let's roll!"

sure, also check my 5

/thread

She's not handicapped. I'd ask her where she stole the chair.

>Sure, we are going the same way.

>Are your genitals functional?

Grease your wheels, there aint no brakes on the trump train

Only if you can still bear Aryan children

B-but user, that's a 7?

I would respond with evasive indifference and ignore her

Thanks Mohammed.

stand my ground

I figured disabled girls hated being pushed. Is this wrong?

This.

bbc from last night infected her with laziness

Female genitals are always functional. They don't need to be able to orgasm to get pregnant, if jizz gets in there it's a done deal.

She probably feels the urge to have sex because her hormones are ok, but she can't ever get any relief because she can't feel the satisfaction.

Still, paraplegic men are capable of orgasms, it's just hard, I can't imagine women are different.

How come her legs aren't shriveled up from lack of use?

>I figured disabled girls hated being pushed. Is this wrong?

I think theyd appreciate the help

their arms get tired you know

Why are all americans such cucks?

AM I BEING DETAINED!? AM I FREE TO LEAVE!??! AM I BEING DETAINED

Of course, i always stick up for the little guys.

>roll her into traffic

I have a right to defend myself!!!

Push her into a trench then go to the rally
"I can't be late because of some retard whore"

Can I push you back to my place after the rally?

>She becomes your GF
>Never lets you have sex with her because she can't feel anything or get turned on
>You deal with it anyway because you're a kissless virgin and that's as good as it will get
>You come home one day to Tyrone fucking her wildly with her legs flopping around in the air

Say no more, senpai

The supreme gentleman.

You are a drain on the state. Muh ordnung muhfugga. *unzips gas canister*

C'mon people, There's no foot rest on the chair.
Her legs haven't atrophied, her arms aren't toned and shen's not even sitting upright.
That isn't her chair, not even one that someone would be using who was disabled.
Given her youthful appearance, she's too young for it to be likely she bought the chair or has it from a previous injury, whatever.
The most likely situation is that she found it at a business and stole it. Now she's asking you to be an accomplice in her crime and effectively condone her degeneracy.

All you fucks are saying you'll jump at the chance because she's cute? Despicable, the lot of you are.

>push her to the rally while going "CHOO CHOO, IT'S THE TRUMP TRAIN, ALL ABOARD!"

>voting for trump
>but disabled degenerate

what do

READY TO ROLL OUT

kek

ok

AM I FREE TO GO, HUH?

ARE YOU DETAINING ME OFFICER?
ARE YOU DETAINING ME OFFICER?
ARE YOU DETAINING ME OFFICER?
ARE YOU DETAINING ME OFFICER?
OFFICER, ARE YOU DETAINING ME OFFICER?
ARE YOU DETAINING ME OFFICER?
ANSWER ME
ARE YOU DETAINING ME OFFICER?

No foot rest on the side of the wheelchair.

Meaning she is using her feet to walk while in the wheelchair.

She is not paralyzed. Maybe temporary injury.

Don't ever give a disabled person special treatment unless they ask for it, it will piss them off unless they actively enjoy the pity.

Why are Americans such cucks?

Does your baginor still work?

Diese man hast es recht.

>Disabled.
>Degenerate.
Why would you link these two things?

>tell me about the third reich again user

but srsly this woman is an escort from my area, boston

Jesus Christ

Fucking kek'd hard

*pushes the girl over a cliff

what are you? 90?

>user I can't see him from down here, can you lift me up on your shoulders??

what do Sup Forums?

"Why are you having a Trump rally in Canada, and why are you asking someone in Australia to push?"

...

Funny, I assumed you were a Hillary supporter, because just like her policies you don't have a leg to stand on.

Make sure she's not wearing a diaper or colostomy bag?

Also, these

shut up

I'd do her

>"of course, my dear!"
>roll her to my house
>into my basement
>chain her up

I'd do Trump's 'Ian Curtis' dance.

would roll.

I'd like to have a conversational partner on the way to the trump rally.

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

>"Cripples are a strain on our economic system. Allowing people like you to exist and piggyback off others hard work is degenerate."

leave before her shitty luck rubs off me

Let's go girlfriend!

tpbp

So basically you pay her and she lets you use her handicap placard? Fuck yeah!

But five six seven.

If you wouldn't mind checking this prediction, sure!

Depends on why she's crippled.

If it's not genetic then we're good to go.

>>Hello user I'm late for the Donald Trump rally! Would you be so kind as to help push me?
>How do you respond?
Sorry, kiddo. I can't be involved in anything that could be construed as kidnapping or abduction. Where are your parents or legal guardian? Hold on, I'll call the police and they can help sort you out or get an Amber Alert going or something.

the best escorts are the ones with social bennies

This

Autobots Roll Out!

That's it I am only going for wheel chair girls!

>y-you too

this.

as you all know, based Norb Hofer in Austria is also a disabled man.

actually it is possible, women have nerves not running the whole way down the spine that the connect to the reproductive systems so they can possibly but not in all cases have orgasms,
but she looks underage so,
Where is everyone you know, why are you by your self?

>I will never flip her wheel chair over
>I will never ravage her little pink pussy with my mexican dick
>I will never feel her spaghetti legs flopping all over my chest and shoulders
>I will never hear her moans as I cum inside of her and give her a little mexicsn child
Fucking racist bitch deserves it

No ShindoL, we aren't going to give idea for another of your works

Thread over, this guy wins.

You have to go back.

Why do Americans always make cuckposts?

that's the third or fourth one in this thread

>only if we drive over niggers
>s-sure user

This right here

Sure

but seven eight nine

I'm actually Mexican though.

This is the kind of stuff that would make someone in a wheelchair mad if you didn't know them very well. But when you do and they can laugh at it, you know you have a good friendship.

You're not even American faggot

/THREAD

You have to go back.

Looks like I'm getting laid for the rest of my life. Girls that can't run are the best.

She got fucked so hard by Turbo Tyrone she needs a wheelchair.

Mexicans confirmed for rapists.

Make me :^)

But he can come back legally.

is it horrible I really want a gf in a wheelchair for the added dependancy

>Sup Forums thread
>it's a fucking leaf

every fucking time

>he doesn't want to hold down women and give them the jackhammer
Whites confirmed for low test

Kek

Why are Americans such cucks?

This nigger

>is it horrible
no,its normal, youre just insecure.
no wonder though, since youre in germany.