I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A ROLLERCOASTER

I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A ROLLERCOASTER...

Greatest of all childhood faps.

you really fapped to a poorly done action scene?

Kill yourself

HANDS ON YER HEAD
DO IT
DO IT NAOW

Dodge this.

PFFFFFBBBBBBBBTTTTTT

*TTTHHHHHPPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTTTT*

haters will say its shopped

Thats a big ass

for neo

How the fuck would you even do it to literally one single shot of a spandex covered ass?

STOP FUCKING TORTURING ME IM ON NOFAP FOR GOD'S SAKE

>the deleted scene where Trinity gets trapped in the Merovingian's bondage dungeon

I saw this with my step mom and she kept biting her lip.

haha fagger

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WE ARE INSIDE THE MATRIX

DUBS CONFIRM

FUCK YOUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We are inside Trump's Mind™. That is how he is so effective. Dubs confirm

not really good idead to nofap if you're browsing Sup Forums, porn is posted here every day. go the whole nine yards and leave Sup Forums.

would you jump on, Sup Forums?

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>every single one of the Matrix movies is a tranny fetish fantasy for the Wachowski "sisters"

thanks for raping my childhood, "Lana" and "Lilly"

Fat cow

*BBBBBBRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*

>dodge this

Self-loathing pedophile.

Is this the point we're at? Any meat at all make someone fat?

Kek bogey came out of my nose from laughter when i read the post and saw the image

It's not that, it's just that any female over the age of 14 triggers him.

UNNNNFFFFFFFFFFF

>ywn get to cum on Trinity's shiny outfit

Why even live?

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the freeway chase scene is great, faggot

All of the action sequences in Reloaded are great. It's everything else such as the story and new characters like 'Link' that are awful

>All of the action sequences in Reloaded are great

Millennials.

>the literally bald square jaw tall guy is now "Lilly" wachowski.

Holy fucking shit, just kill me already. I'm more effeminate than those cunts and would never "transition" into an abomination like that.

What the fuck is wrong with western liberals?

The matrix is like a German's idea of what is cool all stuffed into a terrible film trilogy

That would be Resident Evil and Underworld.

How do you even put your dick in there. You'd need AT LEAST an 8 in donger

No you!

>not liking Yuen Woo Ping
kill yourself

I assume both were influenced by Matrix

You forgot Non-White Zion and gay dance music ...very German

kek

but to be fair all of that "multicultural alliance" shit was subtle in the original, didn't get ridiculous until the sequels

and "multicultural" of course means 90% black or brown

*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Uh, what took you so long?

I guess

*breaths in deep*

hmmm oh yes, yes!!! *snifffffs* oooh yes my dear, exquisite, absolutely exquisite *sniffs bigly* a rose fully in bloom my dear, I truly mean that, a rose *smells* Oh yes and a rare one at that *breaths in* huunnnggggg. If I could just get one more pass of the gas my dear? Please, release your built up stomach gasses from your sphincter, in my mouth if you will, so I can taste it this time

*PPPRRRRRRAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT*

*tastes inside mouth* oh heavens!! oh my my my, my my my *breathes in* oh sweet heavens above.. spellbinding my dear, truly spellbinding

*BRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*

*tastes inside of mouth* hmmmmm yes, is that onion? *tastes inside of mouth again* ohh yes, onion... onion and ketchup! Delicious my dear, truly a scent to behold *breaths in deep* oooohhh, more my dear, please, release your organ gases upon me, make me stink llike a filthy animal

*PRRRTTTTT BRAAAAPPPTTT PPPPPPRRRRTTT squeaaaaak*

Oh good god my dear yes ! yes ! oh god fart on me, fart on me all day, stuff my noise with your anus burps, stuff it!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Trinity, you egghead. Trinity as a character.. not just the one scene.

when i was 10, this was the coolest fucking thing i had ever seen in my entire life

WOHH

Who the fuck are these BRAPPPP posters, can anyone explain why they do it?

They sound like autistic robots

T H I C C

I was 13 when it came out and I also thought it was the coolest thing ever. And though I no longer think it's the greatest action setpiece ever and recognize it has obvious flaws (Samurai Morpheus anyone?) it's still really fucking entertaining

The biggest problems with the movie are, like I said, everything that isn't an action scene. Pic Related

>spandex

*farts in hand*
*throws it in your face*
"There's your explanation dyel newbitch. Heh heh, nothing personnel kid."

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would've been better with spandex, latex is overrated

Latex is a patrician fetish. Spandex just looks boring and feels boring. Latex/PVC makes anything look instantly fuckable.

Meh, Latex/PVC or leather just makes me think of dull BDSM shit, doesn't get any less sexy than that

Spandex is hot for the very reason it is more everyday and not as fetishized, the primal desire to just walk up to a girl and rip open her spandex shorts and fuck her. Not something you can easily do with other kinds of material

I kicked and punched her mighty booty-her response was swift. BBBBRRLLLLLLLTTTTTT! She sighed in relief as her shit-stained asshole kissed my nose. Then she punched my balls, letting the smell enter my mouth.

“That’s good fart boy. Keep it open. And LICK!”

Now she was pinching them. I squirmed as the pain shot through my whole body. Quickly, I stuck my tounge out around her anus. FFFRRLLLLOOTTTT! She prolapsed, making sure to showcase every inch that needed to be cleaned. “When you’re done cleaning me I want you to lock up,” she continued. “And if anything is damaged you're paying for it. I want a donation for a new FartBox as well, user.”

PPLLLLTTOOOOOOOTT! “I own you, fartboy. If you don’t want THIS to go public, I suggest you bury that tounge nice and deep.” PPPSSLLLLAAATTTTTT! The greasy fart hit me like a battleship. In my dizzied state I could hear her smartphone recording…