Due to bad demographics Lithuania will have reinstate universal conscription

>Due to bad demographics Lithuania will have reinstate universal conscription
How does one dodge conscription?

Conscientious objection
Crippling yourself
Growing a vagina

Become mine OwO

I have a mental illness so get yourself a depression or something

Tell them that your religion doesn't allow you to kill people
It works here

Tell you sergeant he's a really hot guy and erotically palp his crotch.

Like shouting "heil hitler" in the check up?
Which religion is that?

fight together

>giving Suicide: The Country™ access to firearms
What could go wrong

I can't

Buddhism or something similar
He's depressed as well
He spends all his free time on this board......

well I"m not depressed (something else) but if he gets a paper from a psychiatrist that he is depressed or worse he can dodge conscription

>poleshits
no thank you
You don't know me faggot

another excuse for an animeposting roleplaying thread

the least you can do is fight and die for you r country

Education.

...

Hm, yeah, it's the same here
I'm not wrong though

that doesn't mean that someone is depressed

This all being the fault of the fucking Russians.

Yeah, yeah
*stays up till 4 in the morning*
*posts in every general*

Poland exists 0/10
Nice lies

*creates a few threads everyday because I'm so lonely*

They're for "discussion" lol
Gonna beat you up

>weak depressed neet who cuts himself for attention says he's gonna beat me up
Hah

>weak depressed neet who cuts himself for attention says he's gonna beat me up
Literally nothing true in that post, except for me beating you up

Funny

Going to find you and kill you

You'll fail

I am already in your room behind you.
*kills you*

Mental illness and social retardation.

t. c-babers pro

There's no one her...

>Buddhism
>Doesn't kill people
Shiggy diggy doo

You either pay to not do it or do it.

It can't be helped. We'll have to do THAT.

>Which religion is that?
Jainism. Literally 'I can't even work in agriculture: the religion.'

You could tell the military that if they devalue you in the worst way possible by putting you into an army in a war where you kill and get killed, you will shoot all your comrades and then shoot the highest politicians and judges in your country until someone stops you.