So true. Every soccer player I've met has been so feminine and soft

So true. Every soccer player I've met has been so feminine and soft.

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That's just every American

I did a study abroad in London and same thing.

it's commercials delay

>oh look at me I'm fat and brave, oh glorious america!

Are those supposed to be long sleeves?

How pathetic is it when your country literally plays ONE """""SPORT""""" and isn't even good at it LMFAO

Never noticed the hole on his shirt before.

they actually have eating food competitions
they do it

>spend 88 out of 90 minutes at a soft jog
>""""""""""""""""90 minutes of """""""""""""""""""action"""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""

>PERROtta

>2+ hour game
>14 (fourteen) minutes of actual gameplay

Do you think those girls are actually happy?

>Get payed for fucking nothing
You bet

Jaap Stam

I'm sure footballers would get on with things if they were dressed in a suit of fucking armour too.

>spend 88 out of 90 minutes playing
>0-0

wow

>pretending to be injured every time the opposing team touches you is part of the strategy
i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

Yeah me neither. Too feminine but there's definitely a market segment for that and they cater to it.

>not being in touch with your feminine side
You guys are missing out

>play happens
>miss ball
>players stand around, sponsored by Coors
>crowd shot, sponsored by Taco Bell
>"coming at you live from the FedEx WalMart McDonalds Sears Stadium, it's the 49ers and the Jaguars, sponsored by Budweiser."
>let's check the Coca Cola instant replay of that missed pass sponsored by KFC."
>"there's the throw, sponsored by Amazon.com, incomplete."
>cheerleader shot sponsored by Chevrolet
>stay tuned for a brand new episode of Family Guy, sponsored by Miller. We'll be back, sponsored by Terminator."
>eighteen minute commercial break featuring Adidas, Jeep, Wendy's, Five Guys, Nike, Burger King, Toyota, Apple, Mitsubishi, Nintendo and Sony, with six movie trailers in between.
>return to see players retaking positions
>"The play on the field, sponsored by Trojans, was flagged, the 49ers are to be brought ten yards closer, sponsored by Pornhub."
>49ers restart play
>throw
>miss pass
>there's still 14:42 left in the first quarter and I've been watching for six hours
>it just won't end
>sponsored by Olive Garden

Lol

>No based PeyPey Papa John's commercial
>No illegal contact
>Jaguars instead of Browns

[...]
>In the Tour of France he had to give up again in the first week, this time after a massive fall in the sixth stage, raising a torn kidney and spleen, bruised lungs and three broken ribs. Despite these serious injuries, Poels managed to bike another ten kilometers before being urged to give up by his teamleader

[...]
>The 24-year-old Frenchman in service of Giant-Alpecin crashed badly in the Tour of 2015 in the tenth stage. However, he finished the Tour, with a good fourteenth place in the final classification.

>The fracture in Barguils knee was discovered only later. "I had sore legs and that pain played a bigger role than the pain in my knee. Cycling is not for people who complain," says Barguil.

fun fact: Barguil won a stage today in the Tour, on the national holiday of France (his home country).

>finishing a game of standing around with a bloody nose
>impressive
laughingbandagedcyclists.jpg

note: due to clean sports-policy, injured cyclings do not get any decent painkillers if they decide to not retire the race.

Guys like this are literal retards, instead of going to a doctor they are risking their health for a chance to get MONEY that they will spend on autism like hookers or hospitals (as a direct result of their stupidity)
Did I mention that they are ALREADY rich enough?

Seeing as the pocket is in his armpit, I don't think so.
>be so fat you are literally larger than two healthy and muscular cheerleaders
>but somehow your shirt is still too small

Based Perrotta

>American """""""""""""""""sports"""""""""""""""""

youtube.com/watch?v=j7gXE6IflNg

Jack Youngblood played a game with a broken leg, and I think just recently Flacco finished a game with a torn ACL.

>What's the delay here?
the new budweiser commercial

>the guy tackled that other guy while he wasn't looking
>oh look 10 guys jumped on the fat guy
Such display of skill

>2 hours of advertisements with some short breaks in between where faggots wearing 50lbs of safety padding run into each other

Why do people watch handegg? I'm not even defending soccer here but fuck, I just don't get it.

Give me a game of rugby over that crap any day.

>lebanese """"""stability""""""

big plays are fun to watch, probably more than any other sport

I hate fat fucks like you. Trump should deport you instead. Get out of my country, faggot.

The 50 pounds of "safety gear" allow the players to be a lot more physical than rugby players. Violence is cool.

We're doing fine, at least we don't explode in an orgy of shootings and riots whenever a new president is elected

>What's the fucking delay here
Another commercial break while the fatties get their breath back after that 8 second run.

>50 burgers of safety gear
heh, nice sport fâm

There's pride involved in competitive sports. Regardless of how well off they are, they want to win no matter what.

>Brought to you by BLACKED.com

>owie
>ouchie
>mommy stop the game!
Ex soccer player here. Can confirm they're all pussies.

That's degenerate pride
It's a caveman mentality
>hurr, if I don't do "retarded and unhealthy thing" I'm not a man.
The actual brave thing is going to the hospital instead of following your primal instincts.

In a way this reminds me of alcoholics killing themselves in a competition of who can drink more because if you concede then you're not a "man"!
The Finnish sauna pic comes to mind too

American football is retarded. What's point of making all that money if you get retarded from all the concussions when you hit 40?

To be fair Lebanon is probably the next in the (((USA))) and (((ISIS))) conquest list
Since I don't think they'll go straight for Iran, they'll probably burn Beirut first
Stay strong there

What if all the sportsmen are altruists who are caring for the well being of their relatives through self-sacrifice?

If I had their athleticism I would go to other sports instead of getting my brains scrambled in handegg.

I think handegg players are as far from an universal athlete as possible
What other sport might people with such bodytype and abilities succeed in?
Hard mode: no sports where your brains get scrambled anyway

I would say anybody who isn't an offensive line man, DT, kicker or QB is a good all round athlete who could play baseball or basketball depending on their height.

DBs are super athletes.

Maybe the tall guys could go to basketball the other ones could go to baseball or they could follow the example of Puligod and go to real football.

Defensive Backs and Wide Receivers are often good athletes, many of them were also part of track and field teams.
It's not rare to see a player debating between baseball and football.
Some kickers played divegrass at some point, iirc the Chargers kickers used to be a GK.
Ever since the 00s there has been some TE that also played basketball.
Some 4-3 DTs seem to be in better shape than most QBs out there. Nose Tackles tho.

black genes make americans more resistant to pain

Then why do people even choose handegg above luckstrike?

Yeah I watch almost exclusively Bronco games so it has colored my perception of DTs quite a bit.

Because Handegg is more exciting. Duh.

If I were good in both things, I would pick handegg based on these:
>less games a year
>around the same salary

But you would lose your brain in the process
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NFL_players_with_chronic_traumatic_encephalopathy

I just googled some of my favorite riders to illustrate the thoughness of cycling, these examples are not anywhere unique in cycling.

in regard of your examples: well, any sports except cycling has team doctors who just dope up the athlete until his injury is just a numb tingling. Barguil had to cycle another 11 stages (~6-7 hours per day on average) while getting nothing stronger then aspirines..

>likes handegg
His brain is already lost mane

jeugdjournaal.nl/artikel/391261-wielrenner-fietst-met-gebroken-heup.html
Cyclist finished stage with broken hip
04-07-2012, 14:28
He fought 30 kilometers with a broken hip yesterday: cyclist Maarten Tjallingii. During the third stage of the Tour de France he hit the road, but the Dutchman did not want to stop.

"I've fallen hard on my hip," he said. "Half the peloton came over me, so it felt. It was not really fun. After the crash, I could not pedal with both my legs

The cyclist of the Rabobank team cycled the last part of the stage with one leg. Only a few hours after the stage, Tjallingi was diagnosed with a broken left hip. He was quickly taken to a hospital in Amersfoort to be operated.

Unfortunately he can not ride the Tour de France anymore.

I saw the Flacco game and the guy pretty much finished the game with no doctor giving him anything. I think Stafford also finished a game with a dislocated shoulder without stopping his drive.

The knee fracture tho, I'm surprised he could perform after that. Not so much because of the pain, but it must have swollen up badly.

Bo Jackson dislocated his hip during a play, guy just popped in back to his place (normal human being requires surgery just to put it back on place) and continued. That ended his football career tho, had necrosis of the femur head as a complication.

I think we're sometimes ignoring than these guys are basically superhumans.

Well, it's a known risk. Not to mention the confirmed cases are still a small sample. Gotta play smart.

1/10, a decapitation joke would've been better

>"""fought"""
Who did he fight?
Was he defending his country, saving human lives or creating revolutionary inventions?

it's a sports expression you shithead

>not knowing how to spot fake smiles

Look at the eyes friend.

He's wearing his mother's drapes

This is a proper yer da post. Delete it.

Kek

>a study by The Guardian found out that only 11% of games ended 0-0
>the most common result is 2-1 and there's, in average, 3 goals per game in the Premier League

>90 minute
>2-1
God damn no wonder you guys are so violent after the games so boring.

t. 3 hours of ads and 11 minutes of game

>72 replies

Why the fuck are third worlders so excessively emotionally fragile?

No, you just explode.

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this thread is barely making 10 replies / hour

>Y-YOU DO IT T-TOO

>mfw an entire continent gets btfo by one country

America how do they do it?!?! KEK

>That fucking "Former players listed as plaintiffs in lawsuits against the NFL for concussion-related injuries received after playing" list

oh boy the footbawl game is starting!
>Welcome to the Sprite™ Arena for this Mustards vs Bullets clash!
>Hi, I'm Chuck Stevens alongside DeAndre LaBarnes and welcome to the ESPN™ pre-game discussion brought to you by Burger King™ - eat it your way - and T-Mobile™ - keeping you in touch
>So DeAndre what do you think about the Mustards this year?
>See here whiteboi, I tink the Mussards finna...
>ok that's all the time we have, let's go to Becky Coalburner for the on-field report
>Hi Chuck, so I was in the Bullets dressing room earlier, and let me tell ya - I'll have a hard time walking in the next few days. Anyways, I spoke to the Bullets coach and he told me "we want to score a lot and keep them from scoring"
>thanks Becky, now it's time for a short 15 minute commercial break and we'll be ready for kickoff
>Nice Mustards kickoff, got a good distance on that and it looks like a timeout called for the Bullets
>boy, that was an early one. The Bullets coach better be careful, he only has 9 more timeouts this quarter
>ok time for the Samsung™ Instant Replay™ on that kickoff
>and we'll be back after another commercial break

Too many hits to the brain

Fuck off faggot. Football losers are the worst, they act tough even when their record is 0-12

this is a worse version of

lmfao