>That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you.
Man this line made be a bit uncomfortable upon re-watching this movie. It's crazy how sentiments towards homosexuals (where having a husband would be something to be mocked) have changed so much in fifteen years. Times sure were different back then.
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>What's your name?
>The Human Spider.
>Pfft. Faggot!
He's a big guy
How did Raimi get away with it?
>Now remember, little Aryans. In a few years there's gonna be a lot more spics and niggers running around these streets than there are now. Crime rates will go through the roof and the degeneracy that's infecting this city will choke civilisation to death. You children are the future. Arm yourselves with knowledge, don't let those kikes in the media shove the blue pill down your throats. Fight to secure hope and freedom for white America. Oh, and remember no playing in the streets while cars are on the road. Got it?
>Yes, Mr. Spiderman.
jesus christ raimi
FIX MY DAMN DOOR
I know you're memeing but he actually says Yur Usban, which is a Swedish fashionista. He was complementing his outfit
shut up fag
>Little known fact is that Sam Raimi was brought in as a guest director for the scene where Optimus Prime kills Sentinel Prime in Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon
>Raimi originally shot the scene as Optimus shoving a gas mask full of zyklon b into Sentinels face thus gassing him to death.
>Bay disagreed with this so he and Raimi got into a row over this
>They eventually compromised on Optimus executing Sentinel as he pleads for mercy
Who was in the wrong here
Sup Forums please leave
i know, my friend Lance got up and left, when he came back like fucking 20 minutes later it was clear he was crying the whole time.
fuck you Raimi, you made lance cry.
actually, xe was being progressive and, while doing the right thing and assuming that the man was homossexual, was reacting genuinely to the outfit
UUUU
>whats a blue pill mr spoderman?
>Yes actually, he gave it to me for our anniversary, I'm glad you like it!
Aww ^^
>WE need to build a wall, to keep all these spic niggers out
Hiring Raimi as his speech writer really turned the election around.
>this part comes
>wife's son laughs
>pause the movie and explain him what Spiderman said was very wrong
Jesus Raimi is brutal
I think what disturbed me the most was Peter's frequent PTSD episodes from Khe Sahn 1968. Like when mary jane is cooking jiffy pop and Peter lunged at her throat with a butter knife screaming "SEE YOU IN HELL FUCKING SLANT". In the third act when Peter got addicted to heroin and stood behind the Daily Bugle chugging cock for drug money was extremely graphic and lasted much too long.
Jesus Raimi I took my 6 year old niece to this
nice
I actually had this thought the other day when watching through the UK office. A lot of the jokes and behavior probably wouldn't fly today. Its pretty sad
Hell, even early seasons of the US's Office. Calling people faggy and shit.
jesus christ raimi
Sounds like a muslim name. Was this joke intentional? If so, good job.
People misunderstand Raimi and incorrectly attribute him to being an outright racist and bigot, when in fact the Spiderman trilogy was a scathing critique of contemporary society and the consequences of how the social climate was being shaped. He was a true visionary that saw it all and dared to integrate it in a blockbuster superhero film, perhaps his last laugh at the now vapid and soulless genre.
>le fake Spiderman quotes
What did Raimi mean by this?
*Sigh* for you.
I don't think you get it, newfriend.
I had to walk out of the theater when Uncle Ben was teaching Peter how to lynch a nigger
Jesus Christ Raimi
nah you could still make that joke today since wrestling is still hyper masculine and conservative (mcmahon/trump allegiance)
>What's your name?
>The Human Holocaust.
>Pfft. pick a name of something that actually happened, kid.
>You're the one who's out, Gobby. Out like that faggot Matthew Shepard who got what he deserved.
This seemed a little too topical.
kek
This one deserves a repost in every raimi thread.
>I'm sorry, I forgot what we were talking about. You know, this used to be a nice neighborhood. Before all the Niggers and spics and faggots moved in. Used to be able to leave my car parked on the curb and not worry if it would be there in the morning. Peter, there's a gun in the upstairs cabinet. Some day soon I'm going to say something like "Nice day for a picnic", and I expect you to know what that means. When I die I want to die knowing I did all that I could to cleanse this city.
Saw this on CinemaSins and yeah, couldn't believe it.
>you were alive during and could remember a time when homophobia was completely normal and acceptable
It's an abstract and nostalgic kind of feel
>homophobia was completely normal and acceptable
Outside of LA and New York, it still is, faggot.
>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do. I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I...we do things to women. Terrible things. Make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl...they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells...you will know that the rent has been paid.
>For this month
>You'll get your rent when you fist my damn boipussy!
It seemed a bit out of character. Peter was straight, yes?
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IMPRESSIVE... for a nigger!
I love raimi threads so much
>You know, I'm something of a national socialist myself.
what did he mean by this
>I'm a part of what some people call the "alt-right" and it feels punk as fuck. It feels like an actual counter culture, or rebellion against the PC culture that dominates American colleges.
fuck me, raimi was really ahead of his time with the symbiote subplot
Damn that was good, wasn't expecting that at all. At the very least we can appreciate Raimi attempting to correct historical accuracies while also explaining how Peter had to try and think of something else last minute
>Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Sieg Heil!
Oh, come on, Raimi... why would Spidey even think that last one would work?
>not allowing your wife to scold him instead
she has as much right as you to be the authority figure you know?
hi fag
it still is every where in america
Randy Savage is no where near that big
That's camera trickery
I don't know why, but I could hear him say it.
>WHILE BONESAW IS NOT GAY, BONESAW WHOLEHEARTEDLY REJECTS THE OUTDATED RELIGIOUS DOGMA THAT TWO CONSENTING HOMOSEXUAL ADULTS CANNOT LOVE EACH OTHER! BONESAW BELIEVES LIKE MANY OTHERS THE RIGHT FOR TWO PEOPLE TO MARRY REGARDLESS OF GENDER IS FOR ALL AMERICANS! BONESAW IS A STAUNCH SUPPORTER OF GAY RIGHTS AND A LONG TIME FRIEND OF THE LGQBT COMMUNITY!
>NOW COME DOWN HEAR SO I CAN TEAR YOUR FACE OFF
Everyone seems to forget how progressive Rami was
Come on, user, that was clearly bait for the censors
>With great power comes great responsibility. Or as Kipling called it, the white man's burden.
>Niggerfingers!
REALLY RAIMI
>Fuck I've become a nigger
Huh, times sure are different
Worst fucking meme ever. Kys
wtf? I hate this meme now.
>Don't worry Spiderman, we won't tell anyone.
>You better not, I know where you niggers live.
Have you guys noticed how politically correct the world is getting? You can't even call someone a nigger or a faggot any more without offending someone. This generation is softer than baby shit.
You're only encouraging them by doing this, you know.
You missed the director's cut.
>JUST KIDDING! FUCK YOU FAGGOTS!
>Aryan, Aryan
>Does whatever's in der fuhrer's plan.
>Ties a noose, any size
>Weeds out Jews, by their lies.
>Spook out!
>Here comes the Aryan
>Is he white? Listen mud,
>He's got purebred German blood
>Will they swing, from a tree?
>Cross him once, you will see.
>Heil there!
>There goes the Aryan
>On a crystal night,
>There will be a war crime.
>A burning cross' light,
>He starts the Fourth Reich.
>Aryan, Aryan
>Deutschland's favorite super man.
>Wealth and fame, he ignores.
>Gassing is his reward.
>Gook out, here comes the Aryan
>With him, darkies are out of luck
>Doubly if you're a cuck.
>When they meet the Aryan!
its a shame on tv broadcasts they play commercials during the end credits
Ruined this fucking thread dude. God you're unfunny you fucking faggot
suck my fat fucking cock you fucking cuck
Read it on his voice, I miss him so much bros.
Toby McGuire is 5 ft 8
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I like the one where uncle ben talks about being dead and in hell 2bh
JESUS CHRIST RAIMI
kek
Fucking kek
keck
ok but those kids do look close to actual Nazi propaganda though
no dude, U KILL YOURSELF! hahah lmao
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the MCU will never have this kind of visceral image
truly, Raimi was a visionary ahead of his time
>Kys
kys
>adapt to this you fucking nigger
holy shit....Raimi.....
kek
>If you love these Jews so much, you can mourn for them!
Is Snyder the new Raimi?
Don't be a faggot, faggot.
>close to actual Nazi propaganda though
>Hurr durr there blond must be nazis!
You first
Funniest post Ive read all day
Raimi would have realised that mourning for the 6 million was pointless, since they never actually died.
I think both Peter and Jonah go into that
>chugging cock
Never realized till this moment who he was T-T
excelent
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Holocaust raimi is the best.
>Back to Auschwitz
The gas chamber just made this worse. Holy shit Raimi
>those deleted scenes of spidey lynching africans in central park
>I could squash you like a Jew right now, but I'm offering you a choice. Join me! Let's create a Fourth Reich, exterminate all the kikes, niggers and spics! Let's make the world a better, a whiter, place!
Is this thread seriously what Sup Forums finds funny?
Yall can't stay over there with this trash?
>the bad guy of the film literally gets gassed and survives it
a bit on the nose dontcha think?
Clip related.
>"How's the pie?"
>"This one's burnt, but your moms is sweet"
Who was script supervisor? How did they get away with it?
>Sorry you had to hear all that screaming, Peter. My dad ripped me open again this time. Every time I take a step I can actually feel my uterus shifting. My toes are numb but I should probably go for a walk, because that gets my blood flowing and gets most of the cum to drip back out. We're too poor to afford proper contraceptives, you see. I can't wait to get out of this house
>My dad died and now I live with my Uncle. I don't know how big his dick is though, sorry
Jesus christ Raimi, you could have written a better response for Peter there