Watching this with gf

>watching this with gf
>halfway though
>"uh, why do they want to be in the submarine? why don't they just quit and go home?"

Post more movies women don't understand.

Women literally don't understand any film and they'll never be funny

My mother liked it though and she thought the Revenant was good too.

>Film

Watch the series figgit

>they'll never be funny

This is false, women can excel at goofy humour. But that's it.

>the series

Horrible compared to this masterpiece of cinema.

Peep Show did this joke better and you never had a girlfriend.

>Das Boot
>"The Boat"
>Its a Submarine

who wrote this shit?

Project your insecurities some more.

Submarines have always been called boats.

>Das Boot
>the movie has nothing to do with shoeware
It was still pretty good. Definitely one of my top 10 movies. It's probably a better experience if you speak German. The actors did a really good job.

>watching this with gf
>halfway though
>"uh, why do they want to be in the space? why don't they just quit and go home?"

broke up with her soon after.

>Boot
>boat
>U-Boot
>Underwater boat
there goes the turkish

>joke

We call them Unterseeboot.

I know this is going to make me sound like a stupid douche, but I didn't see what was good about this movie. It was just long and boring. I watched some five hour extended edition though

I have autism for things like this but this movie did nothing for me.

>things that never happened thread

Do you have a penis or a vagina?

I rented the 4 hour version for free when I used to work at blockbuster and just gave up two hours in, it's shit, hunt for red October is a much better submarine movie.

If you're good friends with your mom is it okay to call her your gf?

>>"uh, why is he wearing the mask? why don't he justpull it off, and go home?"

I don't know, maybe if she's alive and you have an extra special mummy relationship.

penis

check again

>watching this with gf
>halfway though
>"uh, why do they want to be in the Mines of Moria? why don't they just quit and go Northwards through the plains of Angmar, head East past the Iron Hills then head South until they reach Mordor?

Just watch the movie and stop talking to your imaginary gf user.

user pls

They wanted to stay on the land of their allies as long as possible.The plains of Angmar were just not save enough

it doesnt have a deck, its a boat

>"are Sam and Frodo gay? I think they're gay :3"