Has anyone else here driven totally wasted? How did it end for you?

Has anyone else here driven totally wasted? How did it end for you?

i've never gotten a ticket in my life

Who here /DWI/

I do it all the time. Alcochol doesn't affect my driving so much.

No I'm pro, I'm actually worse driving when I'm not inebriated.
we have threads about this on /o/ sometimes, come check them out.

I did it a few times when I was young and stupid. Never got caught, but once I sideswiped something. Don't fuck around with driving when I'm drunk anymore now. Generally don't get too drunk anymore either though.

>be me, end-of-the-season summer party at my job
>get drunk
>qt and her friend want a lift to a bar 3 cities over
>think I have a chance with her and drive 'em
>flirt with her, she's nice but I basically got played for a ride
>get drunker and decide to drive home
>they try to stop me but convince them I'm fine
>next thing I remember is I'm apparently driving on a small dark road surrounded by sand dunes
>so lost and drunk it's ridiculous
>finally find a way out, no idea how long it took
>on the main road
>next thing I know I'm stuck on the tram tracks somehow
>car isn't moving anymore/forgot how to operate it, a kind of burnt smell
>a jeep stops next to me with two bros who say they live nearby and are gonna get a tow-cable and drag my car to a parking spot nearby
>barely able to utter how much of a bunch of bros they are, they take off assuring me
>waiting for the bros
>a fucking cop car arrives, lights flashing
>yougottabekiddingmeimsofuckedihatewomen.jpg
>two cops get out
>first cop: HAD A BIT OF A DRINK MATE?
>second cop: whoa hold up, I know this guy, it's on me
>second cop is actually a childhood acquantaince and friend of the family
>he calls my dad to pick me up
>the jeep with the bros arrive with the towcable
>the cops let them pull the car to the side
>thank the bros and the cop endlessly but probably barely intelligible
>dad arrives, drives me home, he laughs it off
>gave up drinking&driving and women that day

I never drove drunk or high.
I drive very good and calm but sometimes when the street gets empty out of the sudden I smash the pedal to like 90 km/h in the city.

I am so sick of womens shit

fuck 'em

i drive drunk all the time

if a cop pulls me over i just shoot him

This guy knows whats up.

Only affects your spelling hey

I used to drive with a high BAC a lot. I never got in trouble though.
The only ticket I ever got was a speeding ticket when I was sober, and then I never sped again.

>blaming women for that retard's actions.

I have to, one gave birth to him. Apparently not well enough.

What up! I gonna go cruise in a bit here anyway man no prob!

Thanks Tyrone

>t. DeShawn Lawnchairius

I used to drink and drive everyday for years. I never got caught. But, it was really reckless, selfish and just plain foolish of me to do so. I've stopped doing that these days. I'm glad I never got a DUI or hurt someone else when I was being a dickhead.

All of 2016 was DUI season.

Holy fuck lmao

>driving a car drunk

oh how rebellious, you mad men

come back to me when you've rode a motorbike 80 miles in the middle of the night while off your tits on cocaine and rum, kiddo

Once. Got lost, eventually pulled over to the side of the road to take a piss and then couldn't find my keys so I just passed out in the driver's seat.

They were in my pocket.

>off your tits on cocaine and rum, kiddo
Seems like that would just balance you out, madman.

Cocaine isn't really gonna help you drive safely

Before I ever drove drunk it was hard to understand or how anybody could or would do that but then you do it and that shit is so fun. Driving 80 down winding country roads wasted is fun as fuck. It was me and my spouses favorite pass time. I'm also a pretty good driver all around and it was never an issue but once I was drinking hard alcohol for about 18 hours pretty consistently with no sleep and I almost passed out behind the wheel. I REALLY should have been pulled over I was all over the road and I got lucky.

I have never been pulled over for anything except speeding. On the contrasting side I had a friend who drove drunk less than me but he was a shit driver all around and he has 3 DUI's. We don't do that shit anymore one day you realize that it's not fun it's stupid and my luck will run out one day but man we sure miss it sometimes.