Why didnt they just throw the one ring in the ocean?

why didnt they just throw the one ring in the ocean?

Why didn't they just feed the one ring to that dragon from the hobbit films?

LOTR is actually the dullest franchise ever prove me wrong. Pro tip: you cant if you dont have the mind of thirteen year old whiteboi

why didn't he use the ring to propose to Sam

why didnt they just make 1000000 identical rings and bury them all underground together

This pretty low effort. You could've at least reworked the original copypasta.

The ring would have grown legs and become him.

because it is a horcrux

Because then Sauron would still have won.

Why would I spend time doing that? They are action flicks

Why didnt Gamdulf just use it as a cock ring?

Why didn't they just sit down and talk it out with Morgoth?

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Why didnt they just give it to the eagles to put in their nest

Why didn't they just put the ring on top of a lightning rod and let the intense heat of lightning (hotter than the surface of the sun) do the work of Mt.Doom from the safety of the Shire?

Because then they would of thrown their only chance of beating him away.
Low quality

it would only find its way back to its one true master. it had to be thrown into the volcano.

>have the eagles slaughtered by ring wraths
>allowing its return to sauron

This question is addressed by the council of Elrond in the book.

Why didn't they just tweet #Notmyring on twitter?