"The average celebrity meets, in one year...

"The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life." - Michael Cera

What did he mean by this?

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>average person
>get born in shithole
>go to unremarkable school
>get a menial job
>coworkers are usually just school buddies
>grow up in same shithole
>too poor to move
>die in same shithole

>celebrity
>grow up in densely populated city full of interesting culture
>have rich parents who take you to different places and events and stuff
>get top education and meet plenty of interesting students and teachers
>get a job that requires you to travel a lot and meet new people every day
>grow up living life that's worthy of award winning biographies

>full of interesting culture

He's probably right. Think about the number of people who you "meet" in a year (Introduce yourself, make smalltalk, etc.). It probably happens a couple times per day. Celebrities do that dozens of times per day, year round, it's as much a part of their job as whatever it is they do that makes them famous.

Ugly+Ugly

Just another ""celeb"" talking out of their ass

and miss duvall......

jack nicholson said this tho

>couple times per day
Mate, 90% of days are hanging with the same crowd or going to work. Who are you meeting new and small talking with every day? Even at uni I didn't talk to two new people per day.

He swims in vagoo while I fap to cuckporn

>says something that is true
>talking out of his ass.

"The average celebrity gets, in one year, ten times the amount of movie roles that the average person gets in their entire life!"
Wow, great insight.

>action shelly

Thanks to the internet we get to meet a metric fuckton of people, although we dont get to know eachother that well very often. it is still quite nice though.

>you'll have to excuse me now coz I'm gonna take a piss

>mfw I know every line from this documentary

vivians fmj docu when lads?

Micheal Cera is bad at math

why did he do that

you are not one of those that claiming to have lots of friends and they turn out to be all online and anonymous, are you?

everything about this is the worst

>the more important question

What does it matter how many people you meet in a year?
The average celebrity is either an addict, rehab attendee, or simply arrogant from fame. Very rarely are either of the three avoidable. That's why it was so sad losing Williams. He was a rare gem.

Having one bad year can JUST you faster than you can say Brendan Fraser. Nicholas Cage as well.

>Meet someone new
>They tell me their name
>I forget it literally a few seconds later
There's just so much going on when meeting someone that I have to think about in order to make a good first impression (and I also analyze what I'm doing throughout).

I'm happy I don't meet very many people.

it's a joke

means he gets 10 times the pussy

Why isn't Michael Cera involved in more projects now? He used to be one of the top meme actors in the late aughts/early 10s

lol at me meeting 700+ people in a year. a couple times a day? normie get the fuck out.

i meet maybe 100 people in a good year. 95 of them i never see again.

by the way it might by hyperbolic to say that each celeb meets 10x a normal person's entire lifetime but it's probably not that far off. especially actors or musicians. think of all the projects they work on, all the cast and crew, the publicity they do and that's not even counting all the fans that come up to them every day and want a picture and a handshake. it must be fucking exhausting.

what the fuck is happening here
it's like cera has this aura of cringe around him that makes everything around him awkward as shit

I've seen him walking in the street a few months ago. All those years of drinking and doing drugs really took a tole on him. He looked like a worn out shoe with a psychopathic vibe

after scott pilgrim bombed he stopped getting starring roles. he still has a career he's just not a movie star anymore.

why are they both autistic? someone explain