ITT: Sup Forums wakes up in an lost island

ITT: Sup Forums wakes up in an lost island.

*punches Britain*

...

Make the rule amongst us the survivors to not eat monkey soup until its population is healthy away from extinction.

*befriends jungle expert OP*

updated

>masturbates

i'd befriend a ball.

At least do it on a 3d femme.

*creates a French-Only masturbation zone*

>"MEHMET I'M SORRY!!!"

>leaving out my restaurant
you cunt

which one

*calls the Queensland Water Police on all the interlopers*

yeah, I posted the wrong version

>find Finland
>begin bullying

Remove union jack on our flag pls.

*makes you my wife*

the loonies from /mämmi/ will whip ur ass boy

Give us a piece of britains land.

*uses lebanon as escape raft*