GOD DAMN IM SO FUCKING HYPE FOR THIS SHIT
BOLD FUCKING PREDICTIONS THREAD
>US beats England 1-1(5-3) in the ro16
>Germany finishes 4th place
>Iceland memes their way to the QFs
>Holland doesn't qualify/doesn't make it out of the group stages
>Portugal and Argentina meet in the semis
>A big named player gets shot and killed again for his performance
ARE YOU FUCKING READY Sup Forums???? I KNOW I AM
>predicting england to win any games
I think you lads can at least meme your way out of the group stages this time around
Come on who's got some more?
>Spain wins the whole thing
>Spain Italy final
>No African team makes it past the group stages
>No south American team makes it past the ro16
>Australia advances to ro16 and the Aussies break Sup Forums
">we" win
Kek
Okay lad.
>He thinks FIFA rankings are accurate
I'm predicting i'll find a gf to go to games with
probably not
this is a surprisingly good post considering your flag
although Brazil or Chile might reach QFs
Also >we beat Germany by 3 goals or more
I don't take Coca Cola's rank seriously but Tite has managed to get our shit together after Felipão and Dunga and I'm pretty confident he will get us to the title (as long as Nerman doesn't get knee'd again)
maybe in Qatar
but I highly doubt you can win a wc in Europe, it will be like 2006, maybe even worse
I actually watch football user
You guys have alot of youth, I'll give you that. Like said, in Qatar you guys will probably be unstoppable. I don't think this is your year this time though.
>We beat germany's team by 3 goals or more though
Germany hasn't taken anything seriously since 2014, and they've still completely dominated. You lads probably got lucky and I wouldn't take that to heart.
>American flag
>calls soccer football
Cringe / screencapped
>I actually watch football user
good lad
>autismo
I dream of a spic-less Quarter final round.
People will post extremely racist and offensive things on Sup Forums every day for a month, some guy in Germany will repeatedly post cp in every game thread, and at least 37 new memes will be created
none of that will happens but you dont live that long to find out is my guess
Association football*
We're the only cunts that call it fucking soccer because we're too fucking stupid to get our fucking shit together and embrace other cultures instead of just creating our own. Seriously, have you seen how fucking stupid the standard measuring system is compared to the fucking simple ass base 10 metric system?
That being said I watch all sports user. I'm not a fucking casual. Now get off my fucking board and go back to fucking Sup Forums you reddit immigrant
Except youth ages, Nerman which is the helm of the NT will be 30 by the time Qatar comes around, not to mention others like Paulinho and Jesus. We have to use it while we can and Russia is the perfect time.
>tfw you're tryna get hype but then remember VAR
russian hooligans win the entire fucking thing.
>implying a 30 year old Nerman wont be fucking GOAT
Have more faith in your team lads. Anything is fucking possible
>Robben dives again
>against Mexico again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh god Sup Forums would be glorious
>poortugal finishes 3rd place
>Ronaldo wins golden boot
>Ronaldo plays in the Qatar WC as well and retires from football after the WC final
If football is as rigged as I think it is, something tells me this isn't very bold
Although honestly, >poortugal is getting their shit together as a team
Mexico makes it to the final but gets absolutely BTFO, at least 8-0
Wew lad.
>somehow Mexico gets past Germany, spain, Italy, Portugal, USA, Uruguay, and France, and still makes it to the final
Well then, how's this?
>Luis Suarez goes through the entire WC without even a yellow card and he becomes the best player in the world
>Netherlands
>Qualifying
Metric is no better for day to day than imperial. If not worse.
wtf even happened to Holland? How did they get so shit?
>tfw the otherwise brilliant tournament is going to be marred by dimwit Ruskis beating up tourists and making monkey noises at all the black players
Would be worth the Hues winning it
Please God let us do better this time around as well, we keep smashing the U-16/17... tournaments as a nation but Jesus do we embarrass sometimes
Apparently the Russians don't shit in their own backyard, due to the high risk of murder by the police.
Screencapped.
It's easier to remember than imperial, especially with hand tools
>Oh yeah, pass me that 13/16th wrench
or
>pass me that 22mm wrench
(I'm not sure if those two are even close in size. I think they are.)
I prefer a simple base 10 system desu
What's the freezing point of water? 0 degrees
What's the boiling point? 100 degrees
Who the fuck came up with it being 32 and 221 and decided, well let's take a metric temperature and multiply it by 9/5 and then add 32? What the actual fuck?
12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard, 5220 feet in a mile? Who the fuck comes up with this retarded shit?
Gonna be a while before they top brazil tbqh.
Fucking qatar really
>Belgium makes it to the QFs
>Russian hools murder someone in the open streets
>Canada qualifies and manages to squeak in a 0-0 draw
lads will serbia qualify?
If you can keep Wales out, I believe in you
And by you, I mean the teams yet to play them
>calls someone red-dit
>calls soccer "football"
I'm literally an immigrant from italy and even I call it soccer when I'm here. Fucking loser
>US beats England 1-1(5-3) in the ro16
This board would not survive another US wc victory over england, much less one in the knockouts
I've never actually been to reddit
What's it like? And honestly I only call it football on Sup Forums because that's what it is. When I'm talking to other Americans i say soccer.
Exactly, that would be god damn fun.
Here's another bold prediction
>Post number comes just before the WC and states that if USA beat England in the knockouts, all the janitors have to leave Sup Forums forever. And it fucking happens.
God, I hope not.
Don't get me wrong, I'd love Serbia to go through after the second round, but I honestly don't think my nerves would survive Ireland in a playoff.
whats more likey, Poland winning it all on Russia's home field, or WW3 starting over Poland winning it all in Russia
Could we actually pull off winning three in a row?
The pool of young talent is huge right now
Normally I would green text >German humor here but I actually laughed at that magazine. So thank you germanbro. You're one of the good ones
Mexico eliminated in last 16
Some former champion ends with 0 (zero) points
Random african nation makes it to quarter-finals
So, usual stuff
>England loses in R16 to shit tier team like Nigeria or Iran
>France v. Germany final
>Netherlands doesn't get through there group
>USA gets through group but gets raped in R16 (7-1 part two)
>Portugal makes it as far the semifinals
>A promising, young player gets a career ending injury
>Greece comes out of nowhere and makes it further than expected
Iran makes the 2nd round.
I don't think they'll go any further...
but christ their defense is even stronger than last time around.
Brasil for sure
Still not sure about Chile
>Poland 8-0 Russia
>USA 3-0 Russia
>South Korea 3-1 Russia
You guys ready for ww3?
God I want this to be the group
Poland 2-1 USA
Poland 1-1 South Korea
USA 0-0 South Korea
Are we going to qualify for this one?
>Australia advances to ro16 and the Aussies break Sup Forums
Fucking oath cunt.
Don't think Spain will win it anymore.
You'll edge out UAE for 2nd spot most likely.
Putin will ensure that Russia wins
You mean Trump ;^)
If we get an Argentina Portugal final... i can die happy. We will reach meme singularity
I actually like Australia
Australian girls are qt, and NT kits are neat. I hope you lads do well.
Doubtful. Trump likes divegrass so I doubt he'd let USA go down without a fight.
Fight and win guy will have an apereance leading the US crowd in chants.
Best time of the year. 24/7 bantz
>ynr the autistic Dutch robbed senpai that went m a tirade on the argies thinking the Netherlands were going all the way
I don't know how people can be hyped for this, nt football has been getting worse year after year.
Like, who should we be excited for? the nth Messi-Tsuu battle? Belgium or France with their over rated players? Spain? lmao us? England embarrassing themselves, it's not even embarrassing what that's their level. Germany seems worse than before as well.
Oh man, how could I forget all the epic Sup Forums posting, the hilarious Sup Forums banter.
>embrace other cultures
This is something you shouldn't do.
>Also >we beat Germany by 3 goals or more
This will never happen in any tournament. You know how >we think about that 7:1? >We feel bad bc that Kanacke Özil didn't make it 8:0 instead.
Good luck Ivan :)
>I don't know how people can be hyped for this
>Oh man, how could I forget all the epic Sup Forums posting, the hilarious Sup Forums banter.
How can 1 guy be that butthurt?
bullshit. all of this
spoiler: >we win
Stop using meme as a verb
Nu maymays
>Chile reach semi finals
>Germany France and Belgium also reach semis
>Pogba gets golden boot after scoring one (1) goal
>Brazil and Argentina out in group stages
>Spain Italy and Portugal get eliminated in ro16 and return as shitty nations
>Ecuador becomes a meme again
>England defeats Wales in ro16
>England loses to Belgium in ro8
...
Jokes on you! my flag isn't a country's!
Peru will in it.
first one desu
>being excited for a competition that you already know who'll win
wew, I'm surprised eurocucks still haven't accepted this WC is ours for the taking. I say this in all honesty: if >we don't win every game by 3 goals difference or more including the finals it ain't even worth celebrating.
Hmm but what does that mean then:
Link to that Ozil miss? I heard you talking about that everytime
I don't remember this shit and after a quick search couldn't find anything
The United Kingdom isn't a country
> two big euro teams dont make it through the group stage
> african country in the quarters
> 2 or more games cancelled/delayed due to hools
>this is something you shouldn't do
Why? Because I'm American I shouldn't like football and I shouldn't like other countries? Go back to fucking Sup Forums with your pointless racist bullshit
PuliGOD dies on the field after carrying the team out of the group stages
Paulinho will score an important goal in semis and finally will be a recognized idol
tfw uruguay wins da cup
>>US beats England 1-1(5-3) in the ro16
im welsh but id have to quit this website if such a thing were to happen
>implying most of the Americans who actually like football wouldn't also have to leave Sup Forums because American posters are insufferable
>England losing at benuldies
Why would you leave if the inevitable happens?
>Ghana fails to qualify
>Cameroon places 2nd in their group and gets destroyed in the knockouts
You Russians better bring the qts this time around. Brazil did a subpar job I think. There were a few, but nothing too spectacular
Germany fails to advance to the knockout rounds.
Wew lad
>Macedonia makes it to the semifinals, loses to Gibraltar
>Uruguay eliminates either Brazil or Argentina
>Japan will make it to the quarterfinals
>America makes it out of an easy group after playing terribly against sub average opponents, wins a knockout game against a CONCACAF-tier opponent, and gets absolutely fucking destroyed the first match against actual opposition; US fans claim pride in the NT
Also not a prediction but Algeria eliminating France would eclipse the 7-1 in Sup Forums moments
What's even going on with France and Algeria? Why do they hate each other so much
>Germany and Russia end up in the same group
>Germany 8-0 Russia
We win wolrdc up :)
well Algeria has a mediocre as fuck team while France is one of the best
it's coming home lads, just give us the cup already. this year is our year
Please come, we are waiting for you. :з
Inagine if USA wins
>Holland doesn't qualify
This.
7-1 odds you don't make it out of group stage
>the russians hack the whole thing
Mexico just got their ass handed to them by German B team.
Mexico couldn't even beat the USA in Aztecs.
Mexico B team struggles against fucking Curacao.
Mexico absolutely roasted by Chile in Copa america.
Mexico would be lucky to limp through the group stage.
let cut inside man will meme once again
ALFIE DAVIES HAT TRICK AGAINST BRAZIL CONFIRMED.
Will USA do well?
So much shitposting
>Poland
>Korea
>Russia
>USA
Group of international incidents confirmed.