Are you ready for the next Starwarskino?

Are you ready for the next Starwarskino?

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Bet he said that about TFA too, the faggot.

This is actually the 3rd act from Rogue One

Vader chokes out Krennic over coms as he says he's failed to keep the plans safe, other imperial officers noticeably flinch.

Are eventually caught Darth Vader shows up, he's pissed and kills both of them as neither have the plans. He says he'll go after a suspected ship, and Episode 4 begins

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I'm ready to watch a woman in her 30s say I rebel

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why would i trust wil wheaton's opinion on anything? he's a 40 year old manchild feminist

Is that Jeremy Irons with aids on the left

>33 year old women playing a 15 year old girl
wew

Wil (((Wheaton)))
haha nerd culture amirite LMAO xD

Rogue one?
More like lol , heh
more like lol.

I mean more like

yoUK now? huh
more loike ,wait
more like eh wait , heh, it's a good one
mre like;
Rogue oNE? eh more like , lol
lol
more like

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no it's a non white guy trying to sneak into the Empire base by wearing one of their sui.... wait a second.

If the Empire are white supremacists then how is this non white guy able to pretend to be a worker at their base?

>mfw Disney just made themself a gigantic plot hole

>mfw no palpatine in the entire thing
Wow what a waste. You could have at least hired the actor and gotten him to do something?

nah instead let's just give Vader only 10 minutes of screen time while instead let's watch le strong women killing lots of stormtroopers because people prefer to see that right?

>calls reddit on something
>can't spoiler tag
wew

More like Cuck Wheaton

BOYCOTT STAR WARS. DO NOT WATCH STAR WARS. BOYCOTT STAR WARS.

What would have Sheev been doing during the Episode 4 time? I'd love to see a political movie based around Vader, Sheev and the Empire discussing politics. No violence (try to do that Disney) but rather more talk about the dark side, politics and thinks to come while discussing the past.

10/10 I would rather watch that then this shit fest of an action flick with Marvel tier quips.

...

'no'

Mendelssohn looks amazing

>no duros or bothans or mon calamari or other species among the core team
>blind asian guy isn't even a miralukan
>typical robot companion

why even bother if they aren't going to use all the shit they have access to

well, living in the star wars universe and not having a droid companion is like going to thailand and not having an orgy with three petite trannies.

You're a cuck then. Leftists have used their economic power for a long time. Right wing tards still pay to spread propaganda.

>black stormtrooper
>woman stormtrooper
>black woman officer
>THRAWN
>Geonosians being involved with the death star

one retarded dude's ramblings on twitter isn't canon. The Empire is all about humans and dislike other races with a few exceptions

Wow, [Celebrity/"Celebrity"] praising [Corporate Product]! I'm sure convinced!

>based around Vader, Sheev and the Empire discussing politics
That's just it though. Palpy never discussed things like this with Vader. he kept him out of his inner circle and was always finding ways to test his loyalty.

Plus movie audiences think the politics is what ruined the prequels when it was more an Akira Toriyama syndrome

Who's got the full spoilers?

spoilers:

they manage to steal the death star plans

yes, I am le cuck, a cuckity cuck, haha le cuck, lol XD

Shouldn't Diego Luna shave his fucking facial hair if he's going to disguise himself as an Imperial officer?

>will wheaton

2nd to last clip is why I hate star wars now.

Yet again another clip of a woman defending herself whilst the man looks on dumbstruck.

We get it, you're not doing the damsel in distress thing, but stop rubbing it in the audiences face

>inb4 main villain is a trump analog

It's here
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>TRIGGERED

Mads has about 5 minutes of screentime before he's killed, Vader has about 10

>whilst

You are part of the problem.

...was he even alive in '77?

:((((((( why

>Yet again another clip of a woman defending herself whilst the man looks on dumbstruck.

its a fantasy sci fi movie holy shit cool your jets young man

he was 5

So Rogue One's pitching at the intellectual level of a five-year-old, got it.

>no Kyle Katarn

Welp, that settles that. Gonna wait to watch this shitheap until it's on HBO and I can drink while I watch.

>implying based Kyle who gets shit done and outclasses Luke will ever make it back

it's like my porno tapes from the 1980ies!!

What do you mean by Akira Toriyama syndrome? He makes stuff up as he goes along and forgets a lot of stuff?

well star wars is a franchise for the whole family

Not liking Empire better than ANH. Confirmed pleb.

Check out the red carpet premiere interviews!
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SUPER HYPED!

The space battles look so realistic and the cast are gonna do a brilliant job

This. You are seriously mentally damaged if you think ANH is better than Empire.

Implying that numale cuck was even alive when Star Wars came out.

>"You finally became a rogue one"
>"the name's rogue, rogue one"

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT'S REAL

Only children think Empire is better than Hope.

Star Wars always had quips. Can you create anything or even think anything on your own?

At some point triggered has just become u mad broxD.

I see your point.

Last time I loved something was when I was 4 years old. Now I'm 44. Did you buy book about the time I was 14?

Shitlord.

Rogue One actually looked fun from the trailers

Not watching it because of twittercucks speaks volumes of Sup Forums

>>no Kyle Katarn
I thought Sup Forums hated mary sues

Star Wars fans love them, though.
See TFA :^)

There's a very fine line between a regular Mary Sue, and what Kyle Katarn is.

Kyle Katarn is the self aware mary sue. He's what the Revenge of the Sith version of Obi-Wan wishes he was. A hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.

i'm not watching it because i don't care about star wars and i don't really want to pay money to go see what other uninspiring crap disney has pumped out next.
>it's a film about the death star... again...

>butthurt white manchildren crying because these movies are no longer exclusively for them

Enjoy the very successful and lucrative future of Star Wars

What a fucking faggot.

>This is actually the 3rd act from Rogue One
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hahaha yes please let this to be true.

Not only Star Wars 1977 recycled again but...

This. I don't mind the opinion of SJW's but they need to stop pushing their fucking agendas into Hollywood film. It's like gay people. I don't mind being friends with them, as long as they don't try to fucking hit on me.

Shut up Wesly

You retarded or something? Some random nobody writing on Twitter isn't part of the Star Wars universe.

>it was 1977
>Will Wheaton Born: July 29, 1972 (age 44)
>He was 5 years old

Rouge One confirmed for child mindset hype movie

So even he admits TFA took a shit on Mark Hamill and the OT? Yes? No? I doubt it.

Shill

>that Tarkin
yikes why didn't George just CG the guy?

why can't Wesley do anything right?

So when he was 5?

>That's just it though. Palpy never discussed things like this with Vader. he kept him out of his inner circle and was always finding ways to test his loyalty.

you made this up

Wait, so are these the accurate Spoilers?

Spoilers(?):

Vader kills Jyn, Cassian, and Krennic

>one retard dude

He wrote the movie

What was reddit's opinion on TFA, anyways? How do they feel about Rogue One?

Ledditor here. They love TFA. I linked a video of Mark Hamill shitting on the movie and it got me negative karma. So in other words not even Luke Skywalker is allowed to have an opinion unless that opinion is positive on Disney's Star Wars.

>I linked a video of Mark Hamill shitting on the movie and it got me negative karma

lul

Pretty sure he was the writer of the movie.

fuck this disney propaganda bullshit

episode 7 was trash, rogue one will be trash

episode 8 looks promising though

>episode 8 looks promising though
how so? where do I find info about it?

Tonfa's again.

JuJitsu schools are gonna be loving life the next few years.

>Mads has about 5 minutes of screentime before he's killed, Vader has about 10

Vader dies?! wtf?!

All that exists is rumors that will turn out to be wrong by this time next year.

>reading comprehension

haha i trolled you :^)

So hyped for practical effects aliens :^)

why

>his doesn't drink in public

Holy fuck whoever is voice acting that droid... it sounds fucking terrible. Who approved this shit?

link?

>believing anything a known shill says

whats the point of watching this shit with all the released clips?
i'll just wait for the vader webm and save my shekels

>Jyn still alive
>Cassian still alive
Fucking why

Quality is less important than supporting my politically agenda, i just want to be told i'm right constantly.

>Disney has to pay off critics
>Hire celebs to shill their movies

pathetic.

An endorsement from Wil Wheaton. Now my expectations are super low. I feel so bad for Gareth Edwards.

I'm gonna end up hating that droid after reddit wanks all over it

>No Vader chopping down rebels

ONE JOB

shit like that is why I stopped going to r/eddit. Still pisses me off when I find out they (and tumblr) gush over the same shit that I like