Rogue One Advanced Screening

I have just seen Rogue One. Ask me anything.

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General plot spoilers?

Who dies?

Anything new to add to the series?

got sauce?

Looks like Allie Haze

First spoilers. Tarkin appears towards the end and is a mixture of a real actor mixed with Peter Cushing's voice and a shit load of decent cg on his face. He takes over from Krennic after he is force choked by Vader.

That's pretty cool.

Figured Vader would dish out some pain in this one.

Second spoilers. Most of the rebels including Erso die at the end. KS20 tries to save her from Vader but is blown up and she suffers serious injuries but manages to get the plans to Princess Leia before dying a hero.

I hope this is true.

Makes for an excellent story if it is.

Overall I thought it was decent. It's a slight step up from Force Awakens and on par with Jedi and Ep 3 (which is the most underrated SW movie imo).

TFA was just a nostalgic rehash featuring a female lead.

Tbh I think it's worse than the prequels.

Guessing Bail Organa only has like 2 lines?

Any other surprise cameos? Also any prequel/OT aliens that aren't Wookies, Akbars or Nein Numbs appear??

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I would give it a solid 7/10. Best thing about it are the scenes on the death star. The corridors are exactly as they were in the original movie. The other thing that got me was the bit were Vader gets properly fucked up after his first encounter with the rebels. He gets the shit kicked out of him about half way through and nearly dies. He ends up in a tank but comes back at the end really fucking pissed off.

Vader is in it around 25+ minutes, but you really feel he is part of the story and not just a cameo.

this guy doesn't ACTUALLY survive this right?

if he does, how far do they actually push the blind monk meme

So does Leia show up?

R2D2 is also in it right at the end.
Bail Organa appears in a couple of scenes and speaks to Leia via hologram at the end (Leia is on the same ship from the forth movie.)

Was it as bad as I expected or was it even worse?

>The other thing that got me was the bit were Vader gets properly fucked up after his first encounter with the rebels. He gets the shit kicked out of him about half way through and nearly dies.
Vader almost dying by Jyn and the Rebels?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>this guy doesn't ACTUALLY survive this right?
No, he dies on the Death Star.

>So does Leia show up?
Yes, during the last few minutes. And it works really well. The effects merging a young Carrie Fisher and another actress are pretty convincing.

Maybe Vader learns from his mistakes and that's why his such a badass in the original trilogy?

When Symbat Prell captured those holocrons the entire new republic was fucked.

HOLY FUG I am getting so hyped..

If he's force sensitive it's nothing new. The SW:EU had an entire species of blind humans who saw through the force better than most force masters. It's implied you don't even need to be trained in the force to get force-sensitivity vision.

ah yea also it makes sense with why Vader was really pissed at the beginning of Episode 4 with how he talks so yea true

>haha this spin off will have no force or anything guys
>but then the martial arts guy is fucked, right?
>hahaa just kidding !! !

It is better than I thought it would be. The first trailer made it look a bit cheap and fan made, but the finished movie looks pretty epic.

Am I going to cry?

I literally cried when Will Smith had a flashback of his daughter show up during that scene in Suicide Squad before the bomb is thrown to kill Enchantress.

I am THAT WEAK when it comes to movies involving families and friends so is there a chance I will cry?

>mfw going to see this with a friend

>sat through this whole sad porn parody waiting for a Leia scene and it fucking sucks, the camera man can't get a good angle, they break character completely, the costumes come off, it's just terrible

The "I rebel" line of the trailer killed my hype for the movie....but I still hope its good. How much is the edgy rebellious thing pushed?

>the costumes come off
Why the hell do they do this in porn based off movies?

Actually it is one of the most emotional of the movies, probably on par with the end of Ep3. It's also dark too as they know they are on an actual suicide mission with zero chance of surviving getting on and off the death star in one piece. The pay off at the end makes it work.

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does it have more of TFA's pandering mary sue feminism?

Maybe they used another take on the "Rebel" comment, because in context of the actual scene it doesn't seem corny.

Any prequel references apart from Bail and Coruscant?

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Thanks.

Honestly the feminist agenda thing is total bullshit. I was scared about this too, but honestly it doesn't play out like this one bit in the movie. This is a dirty dozen style approach with each of the characters bringing something to the rebellion. It's a team mission first and foremost with surviving fighting the Empire being the only concern for anyone. So is it a feminist movie like the cluster fuck that was Ghostbusters? Not a fucking chance.

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Good question.

Is Erso going to be some chick kickin all the boys asses or is she a bit more down to Earth?

I don't even get why anyone expected it to be

She's not annoying as I thought she would be. Trust me you will root for her as the movie plays out, especially at the end when she knows how it is going to end for her. She's very grounded and just a bit scared. Honestly the ending is fucking great.

it's also in rebels

Tell that to the neo-nazi's trying to turn this into something it ain't by trying to boycott it. Fucking pathetic.

because TFA was aggressively pushing the whole mary sue feminism.

The pre-release marketing has been pretty Jyn Erso focused, which makes sense since she's the main character. But after Ghostbusters and TFA it's not unjust for people to assume this would be more of the same...especially with the way they handled the trailer material.

>Darth Vader's a nigger
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